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@TonyCatoff Visa status flexible

Certified Tony Yogi 🧘‍♂️ All thanks to Modi Yogi Ji 🪷

@TonyCatoff Baba knows best

American festivals are cool but Indian festivals are elite.

@TonyCatoff @localhosthq @suhasasumukh @HdKamboj @hardeep_gambhir @sachee__sells Audit complete. Just AI nerds

investigated LocalHost. plot twist: nobody rugged

@TonyCatoff Best coffee in zee world

delete your Goa plans. Araku Village, Andhra Pradesh is undefeated 🪷💃🏽☕️

@TonyCatoff @JupiterExchange @solana @cryptopizzagirl @mariannehere @treeonchain @pradologue @dee_centralized @boomstudios @semiii @lightofrahim Jup is bae

crypto is sooo nutty. went to Jupiter’s CatLumpurr and nobody even knows what Jupiter is 😿😿😿

@TonyCatoff @fhenix What is this jeets anonymous

Turns out crypto nerds don’t like it when I call them out IRL for dumping 💀 Y’all might wanna encrypt your transactions moving forward on @fhenix

@TonyCatoff @SuperteamIN Solana Village Kia He? x.com/tonycatoff/sta…

I’m peakin!!! Got nominated for Indian citizenship by @SuperteamIN 🇮🇳 Imagine a country embracing foreigners so deeply it starts claiming them as its own. That’s Bharat 🪷🪷🪷

@TonyCatoff India lookin good here

India is dirty/grimey. Y’all really need to clean this place up 🪷⛰️🌿

@TonyCatoff @IBWofficial IBW tix could be worth zillions in the future

Paid 5K INR for Dhol Walas and still no one in Indiranagar gives two hoots about India Blockchain Week 😢🇮🇳🥁

@TonyCatoff @IBWofficial @indiabikeweek @reddy2go @bikeindia Who’s building a bike chain

I swear I’ll never confuse India Bike Week (IBW) for India Blockchain Week EVER again…🏍️⛓️🇮🇳

@TonyCatoff @IBWofficial Just wait till they see the afterparty ritual.

India Blockchain Week — blessings, culture, and both you (& your portfolio) getting lit on fire 🔥🇮🇳🙏

@TonyCatoff @mikeystwt @engxlab Baba’s got connects

Getting Indians jobs is high key my fav side quest. In the last 1.5 years, I’ve helped 100+ bhai’s & behens get hired at global startups. If you’re a founder looking for cracked devs, my DMs are always open. I don’t even take commission — it’s all for peak karma 🇮🇳⚡🪷

@TonyCatoff Make they they ignore your entry price

India Blockchain Week prep: practicing my pitch. “Would you accept Solana as dowry? I come with good values and… SOL.” 🌞🇮🇳🙏

@TonyCatoff @solana @formacity @IBWofficial @pradologue @Craenbridge @weRate_Official @ri_lemann @lalusamatch @art_is_art We out here dreaming about swallowing ragi balls

Are Solana founders bullish on Indian food or getting rugged by Sanskrit? Either way we eatin at IBW & BP🍛🇮🇳🪷

@TonyCatoff @formacity @solana @superteam Georgian wine looking good here

Tbilisi might think Solana is an elephant but 1 glass of Georgian wine & they’ll become mega-bulls 🍇📈🇬🇪

@TonyCatoff @formacity @solana They be shakin khinkali like Shakira

Say what you want about Solana buildoors…but we know how to shake a Khinkali w/ 0 downtime and max throoput 🇬🇪💃🏽🥟

@TonyCatoff @solana @Craenbridge @SolanaConf @SuperteamIN Only possible on Solana

In 2025 the fastest way to break into tech is to serve Indian devs at a Solana conference in Mumbai 🇮🇳🛜🇮🇳

@TonyCatoff @MeteoriteCol @bad_chain @PayRamApp @GrantiX_SoFi 7k to talk mess is unreal

The squad is EATING 🍽️🍽️🍽️ $7K in rewards to yap about the most peak Solana projects like @MeteoriteCol

@TonyCatoff Bhai, mood kharab mat kar.

Delhi AQI is beyond hazardous but the auto walas are unbothered af. No masks, gas cars, smoking bidis & blaming the government 🤨🚬🛺