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@sappholives83 Not a fetish, not a mental health issue… how is it as an enema?

There are trans-identifying men who freeze tomato sauce into cylinders to shove up their backsides so that when it melts, they can pretend that they’re having their period. But no, this is definitely not a fetish… or a mental health issue.

@TheKevinDalton Like the Mets going gaga about winning a game after losing 12 straight.

It’s hard to hear whatever Gavin Newsom is saying over the deafening collapse of the job market in Hollywood

@mattvanswol It used to require a parent’s permission for a student to leave school property. Not in NC?

Just so we are ALL CLEAR on what happened today... Educators and school administrators single-handedly CANCELLED SCHOOL for 700,000 North Carolina students... ...INCLUDING MY SON!!! To wave signs around in the street instead. The signs vary from: a) F**K ICE!!! b) Defeat Trump's Agenda c) Trump is a N*ZI d) ICE OUT!!! e) Protect trans kids f) Refuse fascism g) Stop bombing schools DO NOT TELL ME THIS WAS ABOUT KIDS. IT NEVER WAS. This was ADULTS using 700,000 children, INCLUDING MINE, as political leverage against a president they don't like. That is despicable. You know better... DO BETTER.

@engineers_feed 100 zeros and zero decimal points.

1 googol is the number 1 followed by 100 zeros.

@WallStreetApes Here’s an idea: stop eating the toilet paper.

“Why is this country trying to kill us?” Major toilet paper brands in America have been found to contain forever chemicals. PFAS cause cancer, hormone disruption and more Major brands include - Bounty - Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper - Cottonelle - Quilted Northern - Scott - Kirkland Signature (Costco brand) - Seventh Generation 100% Recycled Bath Tissue - Tushy Bamboo Toilet Paper - Who Gives a Crap Bamboo Toilet Paper - Angel Soft 21 in brands total were found to contain forever chemicals. It should be illegal

@sciencegirl That’s when the ships were wood and the men were steel.

It’s wild to think people once crossed entire oceans with no technology, just courage and belief

@WallStreetApes @elonmusk He could’ve saved a lot of money if only he used Florida cities as a backdrop in his campaign.

@elonmusk Don’t forget, Gavin Newsom is using tens of millions of taxpayer dollars to have a PR firm come up with a strategy to lie to the country about the condition of California before the next Presidential election Mass propaganda is incoming

Banger 😂

@nypost Running off taxpayers with high taxes isn’t good enough for New York so they’re implementing another depopulation approach.

Woke bills could spring NY's worst killers, including 'Son of Sam' and John Lennon assassin trib.al/UvOCZyk

@JoeyMannarino @mrddmia I doubt there’s a Norwegian law that requires IQ to be considered in sentencing. Idiot judge.

Rape is now legal in Norway if you’re from a Low IQ country. A Syrian migrant who raped a 13-year-old Norwegian girl in a bike shed gets just SIX MONTHS in prison because the court decided his “low IQ” and “reduced understanding of reality” made him no more developed than his victim. Abdelmonem Abdelrazak Al-Yousef rolled into Norway from Syria, met the girl in Tromsø city center last September, assaulted her on a park bench, then dragged her to a secluded bike shed near the Harbour Terminal and raped her like an animal. He lied, denied even meeting her… until his semen was found and matched. Then he admitted meeting her but claimed no sex. The court bought enough of his excuses to let him walk after half a year behind bars, thanks to a new law that scrapped the old 3-year minimum for rape. This is what “compassion” looks like in Europe now: importing predators and then crying about their IQ while little girls get destroyed. A Somalian would’ve probably given a prize for raping the girl.

@MaxNordau There’s an old propaganda principle that if you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth. Here, though, continually repeating the genocide lie just makes the speaker look stupid.

Remember when they declared a famine in Ghazza and cited the famine as proof of gEnOcIdE but then nobody actually starved and the famine didn’t happen but they kept calling it gEnOcIdE anyway?

@TrumpTruthOnX @Zigmanfreud Sounds like Maher lost his edge. Either that or he threw the interview to Newsom.

I hate seeing Fox, and other Conservative Outlets, constantly making Low Rated Bill Maher “relevant” as it pertains to the Republican Party, and beyond. Bill Maher is a weak and ineffective person who I got to know very well during my dinner with him at the White House. He was nervous, scared, and the first words he uttered as he entered the Oval Office were, “Can I have a drink?” It was very endearing but, at the same time, absolutely pathetic. He was much different from what people think but, last night, I happened to watch Gavin Newscum, an admittedly Low IQ person, who said he can’t read a speech, is dumb, and essentially, incompetent, and he took Bill Maher “over the coals.” Bill Maher was defenseless, and totally deficient. Either he didn’t have the knowledge, or he choked, because Gavin went on and on about how good California is doing, while it’s doing very poorly, having, by far, the worst year it’s ever had where, for the first time in History, more people are leaving than coming. Bill Maher started by saying that California was doing poorly, only to have Newscum speak for an extended period of time, and lie about the facts. All you have to do is look at what’s happened to Los Angeles, San Francisco, the horrendous homeless problem all over every street, the Railway catastrophe that is Billions of Dollars over budget, and has never been built, the inability to rebuild the 25,000 homes that were destroyed by the fire because he refused to allow water into the street from the Southwest (If it weren’t for our Superstar EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin, and me, they wouldn’t have any homes being built right now!). Fox should stop putting this person on. He’s not representing us. You look weak, stupid, and ineffective, and I hate seeing that. DON’T USE BILL MAHER ANY LONGER AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF YOU! I hate hearing that “Bill Maher said…” — Bill Maher is a MORON, though slightly more talented than Jimmy Kimmel. President DONALD J. TRUMP ( TS: May 2 2026, 7:12 PM ET )​​​‍​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍

@EsotericCD @GeorgeWept The guy’s a naval aviator; what did you expect?

Every thing I have seen from this guy has been utterly superb.

@MaxNordau That would be great if he went but then we’d still have the Fine problem.

I think Dan Bilzerian would be much happier in Armenia.

@ianmiles They’re obviously good at nothing else.

Why is there a fucking RAPE FESTIVAL in Nigeria?

@mtgreenee Have you listened to a word Bilzerian said? He is anti-Semitic and anti-Christian to the point of extreme hatred. You avoided his actual words completely. He - like you - has no business being in Congress.

This is the “Armenian” that Randy Fine is talking about when he says Armenians should not be in Congress. Dan Bilzerian is also primarying Zionist First Randy Fine so naturally Randy said Armenians are antisemetic. Armenia is 94% Christian and adopted Christianity as their state religion in 301 AD. Btw, Dan Bilzerean was born and raised in Tampa, Florida not Armenia and Randy Fine has never lived in the district he represents and represents Israel first.

@Aquarian_Derek @Lisag1960 @GeorgeWept @ByronDonalds Ummm… No thanks.

FL NATIVE HERE... Vote ✅JAMES FISHBACK for FL Governor 🚫Jay Collins is ANTI- 1st Amendment and is calling for CENSORSHIP!

DeSantis says no to @ByronDonalds

@mattforney @MaxNordau This buffoon needs to go.

Retard Right: "dual citizens shouldn't be allowed to serve in office" Randy Fine: "Damn straight! Here's a bill that will exclude drug mule, hooker aficionado, and Armenian dual citizen Dan Bilzerian from office." Retard Right: "NOT LIKE THAT!"

@engineers_feed Me: 7+6 = 8, 9, 10 [take off my shoes and socks], 11, 12, … THIRTEEN!

Normal person: 7+6=13 Me: if 6+6=12 and 7+6 is one more, then 7+6 must be 13

@restoreorderusa @MaxNordau There has got to be a third choice.

The Armenian lobby is coming for Randy Fine. Say no to foreign influence. Support Randy Fine.

@Sachinettiyil @michaeljknowles Wow! You break your hip and they want to kill you? No wonder healthcare costs are down in Canada.

A 79-year-old Catholic priest, Fr. Larry Holland, who is recovering from a hip fracture at Vancouver General Hospital in Canada, said he was offered Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD) twice by hospital staff, even though he made clear he is a Catholic priest and morally opposed to euthanasia. Image: BC Catholic