
Creek Walker
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Creek Walker
@cavernaoutpost
Never trust a man who doesn’t own a pocketknife
Katılım Eylül 2020
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@BudLightSadness I once duck hunted with a guy who ran a 25 hp Evinrude on a 2-man pirogue. Fun ride.
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@tmac622 @BudLightSadness And in Arkansas’ own Natural Gear camo at that.
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Preparing to sit in on a meeting to hear a sales pitch from a medical billing company that outsources all their work to Pakistan. This isn’t going to go the way they hope. Poast questions.
Creek Walker@cavernaoutpost
@alt_w_v_g Wait until your insurance company denies the claim sent by your doctor’s billing contractor in Pakistan and the paki biller does a phone appeal with the insurance company’s Indian call center.
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@alt_w_v_g Wait until your insurance company denies the claim sent by your doctor’s billing contractor in Pakistan and the paki biller does a phone appeal with the insurance company’s Indian call center.
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Went to the doctor the other week
My wife made the appointment
She said I "look tired"
I said I am tired
She said "not normal tired. Weird tired."
I don't know what that means but I went anyway
Nice office
Fish tank in the lobby
Third one this year
Signed in at 1:48pm
My appointment was at 2:00pm
12 minutes early
Because I was raised to believe that matters
The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind"
I said "how far behind"
She said "about 45 minutes"
I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment"
She said "we appreciate your patience"
I said "I haven't shown any yet"
My wife grabbed my arm
There was a sign behind the desk
"Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee"
The doctor was 45 minutes late
Nobody offered me $75
We sat down
CNN was playing on mute with subtitles
Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans
Cost the city $4 million
I looked at my wife
She said "don't start"
Seven magazines on the table
All from 2019
I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved
Very informative
My wife was on her phone
She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated"
I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD"
She went back to her phone
At 2:54pm they called my name
A nurse walked me to a room
Took my blood pressure
Took my temperature
Typed for three minutes
Then said "the doctor will be right in"
I sat on the paper
The paper ripped immediately
I looked at the wall
There was a diagram of a colon
Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday
3:19pm
The doctor walked in
1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment
He was looking at his phone
Shook my hand without making eye contact
Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds
While I sat there watching him learn who I was
He said "so what brings you in today"
I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired"
He said "what does that mean"
I said "I was hoping you'd tell me"
He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done"
I said "2019 maybe"
He said "we should run a full panel"
I said "fine"
He asked if I was sleeping well
I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside"
He said "are you drinking enough water"
I said "probably not"
He said "that might be it"
I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water"
He said "dehydration is more common than people think"
I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water"
He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back"
I said "when will that be"
He said "3 to 5 business days"
I said "business days"
He said "yes"
I said "my blood has business days"
He didn't respond
Then he said "any other concerns"
I said "several. But none you can bill for."
He shook my hand again
Still no eye contact
Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes
Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes
I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present
I've fired people for better numbers than that
My wife was in the waiting room
She asked how it went
I said "I need to drink water"
She said "I told you that last week"
I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800"
She didn't laugh
In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine"
I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it."
She didn't disagree
The bloodwork came back four business days later
Everything was normal
The doctor's office sent a message through their portal
It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months."
Follow up in 12 months
To be told to drink water again
$1,800
1 hour and 37 minutes
6 minutes of face time
One ripped piece of paper
And the same advice my wife gave me for free
Plz fix. Thx.
Sent from my iPhone
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@UBosey21402 @ClaudesBBQ Don’t tease us like that. Poast recipe.
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@justicenow_alan @dmurphy910 @C_3C_3 Ah yes, the totally unbiased American Statistical Association who in no way support subversion of our electoral system.

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Claim: Mail‑in ballots are a major fraud vector and are “not even close to safe,” especially because their use increased sharply in recent presidential elections.
Fact: There is no credible evidence that mail‑in ballots produce higher fraud rates. Multiple independent analyses show fraud via mailed ballots is extremely rare. A technical report from the American Statistical Association found no increase in reported fraud when states expanded mail voting, with mail‑voting states showing fraud rates similar to states that rely on in‑person voting. A Brookings review of national data found mail‑ballot fraud occurs at roughly 0.000043% of ballots cast — about four cases per ten million — and emphasized that documented incidents are isolated and detectable. The rise in mail‑in voting from 2004 to 2024 reflects changes in voter behavior, state laws, and pandemic conditions, not an increase in fraud. States with long‑standing universal vote‑by‑mail systems have not experienced elevated fraud rates. The evidence shows that mail‑in ballots are a secure voting method with strong verification layers, and the volume of mail ballots does not correlate with increased fraud.
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It means she breeds terrorists, for starters
Maliq@MasterMaliq
Serious question. What danger exactly does a woman in a burqa pose to the community?
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This founding document does though.
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando
The constitution doesn’t have a remedy for this.
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Okay hear me out. Instead of fake boot camp for 20k, just come out to my place for a week to move cows, clear brush and build fence. Promise you’ll get absolutely torched and no one will have to yell at you!

Sitreps2Steercos@S2Steercos
I’m begging you with tears in my eyes to please never do one of these alpha male boot camps lol. Like literally anything, go dress up as master chief and cosplay before you do this
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@justin_rowley @zerohedge Have you applied for TEFRA? No income limits.
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As a 🇺🇸 middle class parent with a 10 year old autistic child, all the fraud is so infuriating. I pay out of pocket for years of therapy/services b/c I make too much as middle class. Yet our system has been broken & fraud is apparently rampant.
Meaning the people who actually need the services get screwed. So sad, we should’ve better than this. 😢
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100% Of Audited Medicaid Claims For Autism Care In Colorado Were Improper Or Flawed: Report zerohedge.com/political/100-…
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@VigilantFox Was it ordered from his New Mexico ranch? I understand there’s been some mysterious disappearances from there…
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JOE ROGAN: “One of the creepier things about the Epstein Files was that he ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid after he’d been indicted.”
MATT MCCUSKER: “What’s that do?”
ROGAN: “Dissolves bodies.”
[McCusker grimaces]
ROGAN: “Yeah. They were trying to speculate that maybe that was for his desalination system that he had… some sulfuric acid cleans it out. But then Jamie looked into it. He had only ordered it like once before, ever, but never that much.”
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@Oilfield_Rando Probably Catholic charities since he was a devout mohammedan.
Nothing says Catholic like importing jihadists to kill your own population.
Were doing the Crusades in reverse.
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The idea that legal immigration is definitionally good is ill-informed and anti-American, to put it mildly.
51% of LEGAL immigrant households are on welfare, Senator.
Most Somalis are LEGAL immigrants.
The H1Bs and OPTs taking American jobs are LEGAL immigrants.
Your 'very simple' approach is sinking America, Mr. Cruz.
60-70% of legal immigrants vote for the left. You are pandering to no one with this absolutely awful metric.
Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz
My approach to immigration is very simple. Legal? Good. Illegal? Bad.
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