Doctor Dhoom

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

I ain’t never meet a “Mackenzie” that wasn’t a redhead

They should put another teriyaki spot on Fulton Street in downtown bk

these days u go to any midtown equinox and it’s all indian men and asian women

the great American art forms are - jazz - pulp novels - westerns - tv shows about criminals

Sometimes I feel sad about my life but then I remember that 46 year olds and 16 year olds alike would kill for one night drinking natural wine in Brooklyn

Nobody talks about how h*rny you get once you start reading fiction all the time

I hate that there’s so many Swaggy Indian guys out there now - that used to be my thing!

Nothing rage baits me more than people’s walking habits when transferring at the Fulton St station

I didnt fall off. I got a job

Early 2010s gender dichotomy was simple: if you were a guy, you hated Justin Bieber. If you were a girl, you hated Anne Hathaway.

I couldn’t learn to code because it wasn’t player shit

@vocalcry Or a Vivian

Never met a "Eunice" who wasn't Asian

Gf watching Instagram reels before noon

We’re the only species capable of outrunning the bear entirely, not just in relation to the person next to us, but on our own terms. Are we doing that? Or are we jogging in place, comfortable that someone else is slower?

There’s an expression: you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the slowest person next to you. Sure, you survive. But are you actually getting better? Or are you just better than whoever’s standing beside you?

We’re living through an epidemic of mediocrity. Not laziness. Mediocrity. The specific, insidious comfort of being just enough. Alive but not sharp. Present but not growing. Outrunning the person next to us, but not the bear.