Courtney J 💙🇺🇸😻

@colecubelic @BarstoolBigCat @DisneyParks @KPCubelic Did you at least get to be at the Disney hospital??

Nothing like a 6am Kidney Stone Emergency Room visit on Magic Kingdom day of your Spring Break trip...

@aldotcomTide @aldotcom Who picked him up? TPD, UAPD or Northport?

BREAKING: Alabama basketball guard Aden Holloway was arrested Monday morning and charged with first-degree possession of marijuana and failure to affix a tax stamp. Holloway was transported to Tuscaloosa County Jail on Monday morning with bond set at $5,000. The Crimson Tide junior is one of the main stars of a team set to play Friday in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

@Notwokenow I agree with everything except calling her a thief. Not saying she isn’t, but name calling gets you nowhere and if anything breaks any potential bond. She’s a teen I’m guessing. They do stupid stuff and their brains don’t comprehend it. I wouldn’t take the leotard, though.

AITAH? Saturday night my oldest granddaughter, Di (12), asked to borrow my AirPods. I said yes but she had to clean them after she used them. Late last night, I was looking for them and couldn’t find them. I texted her and asked where she put them. Zero response. This morning, she wrote me to ask me to bring 1 of her leotards to her at school ( 35 minutes away), because she forgot them all here. Again, I asked about the AirPods. Again, no response. Instead, she asked if would PLEASE bring her leotard because she doesn’t have any at her Dad’s house and she has practice after school. At this point, I’m annoyed. I ask about the AirPods for the 3rd time, and I don’t mention the leotard. She finally says this: “They must have ended up in my backpack.” I tell her nothing “ends up” in her backpack without her purposefully putting it in there. I further explain that she has stolen from me, and then has the nerve to ask me for a favor. This is a child who I get up extra early for to do her hair whenever she asks. Who I spoil beyond reasonableness. She then says I can have MY AirPods back when I drop off her leotards. The f’ing nerve of this kid. She doesn’t put her leotards in her backpack, but she does put my property in there, without my consent. I inform her she is a thief and that me doing any favors for her AT ALL is over until she returns my property. And I am not playing. She will get nothing from me. No more doing her hair, getting her new clothes, driving to pick her up or drop her off at her bestie’s house, no more special request dinners or breakfasts. I am done. I think a hard lesson MUST be learned. Even if she has her regional gymnastics competition this coming weekend, I am not changing my mind. Am I the asshole here?

@nobleisawinner There is nothing noble about your account. The greatest threat is the one holding the nuclear codes…and maybe you.

Who is the greatest enemy of the United States?! A. Iran B. Islam C. Democratic Party D. Communism E. Republicans F. President Trump G. All of the above except F

@Amelia558rs First, whatever she’s most comfortable with and 2, I don’t think she can go wrong with any choice. She’s beautiful!!

Help me, i can’t decide For my mom 🥰

@TideMachine @AlabamaFTBL What a beautiful tribute. When haters can’t understand why we expect nothing less than perfection, it’s because neither did he. He died before I was born yet I can describe every aspect he preached. I know his quotes, his expectations and have strived to carry that w/ me always.

Today marks 43 years since the passing of Paul “Bear” Bryant, the man who didn’t just coach @AlabamaFTBL — he defined it. On Jan. 26, 1983, just more than a month after retiring, Bryant left this world, but his presence has never left Tuscaloosa. Bryant finished with 323 career victories, a number that once stood as the all-time standard in college football. More than wins, he built a culture of toughness, discipline, and accountability that turned Alabama into a national symbol of excellence. His six national championships (1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979) weren’t just trophies — they were milestones in a dynasty that stretched across generations, eras, and styles of football. Bryant proved that greatness wasn’t a flash — it was a habit. From Junction Boys grit to Bryant-Denny Stadium Saturdays, his influence shaped not just players, but an entire state. Coaches, athletes and fans alike still speak his name with reverence because his standard still lives in every Crimson Tide snap. When Bryant stepped away in December 1982, he famously said, “I think I’ve been fortunate.” Alabama would argue it was the other way around. No program in the country was ever more fortunate to be led by one man. Forty-three years later, we don’t just remember Bear Bryant — we still feel him in the Walk of Champions, in the roar of Bryant-Denny Stadium, and in every championship banner that followed. Legends never leave. They just become part of the fabric. 🐘 Forever the Bear. Forever The Standard.

@CFBlnsider @recruits_cfb I have more knowledge of Bama football in my little finger than you will ever know. I worked in the compliance office and you cannot possibly understand how Bama has had to follow the line all these years since Shula started. Get your facts right before you lie about Bama.

@recruits_cfb Why should people feel bad for Alabama when they spent a decade and a half buying players while 97% of college football wasn't playing that game?

RUMOR: Star Alabama running back commit Hollywood Smothers (NC State transfer) is visiting Texas right now, after lying to reporters from both the Alabama and Texas side about visiting. He is also currently enrolled in classes at the University of Alabama. Texas signed Arizona State transfer running back Raleek Brown recently, one of the other top running backs in the portal. If they were able to keep both of them that would certainly be one of the most exciting RB duos in the country. What do yall think about this? Gotta kinda feel for Alabama, this stuff is out of control. We’ve seen a lot of crazy stuff happen in the portal/NIL era, but visiting other schools after being enrolled in classes is crazy!

@nickreeves9876 @JDVance I think one of the most disturbing parts is his nonchalant demeanor after he fired the shot. Police are trained to switch from defending life to providing aid as soon as it’s safe. Why wasn’t he running to the car? He knew he shot someone. Get your ass over to render aid.

JD Vance, you and Trump are where the truth goes to die. You are deliberately trying to mislead the police. Here's a slow motion video of the killing (I can't recall who made it). As can be seen the agent who fired the shots was in no danger, and was firing from the side of the vehicle. It was murder.

Correct. You can accept that this woman's death is a tragedy while acknowledging it's a tragedy of her own making. Don't illegally interfere in federal law enforcement operations and try to run over our officers with your car. It's really that simple.

@HiltonNewsroom Thanks for helping me narrow down what hotels to use! @Marriott and @ChoiceHotels it is! You’re over priced anyways.

Statement from Hilton on a recent video

@CBS JUST START SHOWING LAST YEAR’S NYE BASH! #NashvilleNYE

@visitmusiccity @HardyMusic @laineywilson If only we could see them on TV

#NashvilleNYE is full of surprises. @HardyMusic joins @laineywilson on stage and it is electric! 👏

@RachelEReilly Oh how sad! Praying for all who love her. Rest in power Mickey.

We are in shock and so saddened by the news of my big brother cast mate and family member- my heart is broken My heart goes out to her family and lifelong friends - Big Brother doesn’t just give you castmates, it gives you family. I’m forever grateful I got to share that house and that experience with Mickey 💕 We walked into the Big Brother house as strangers and walked out bonded for life. I wish I could still thank her for the memories, the laughter, and the moments only we will ever understand. I’ll carry a bit of Mickey with me always. Rest in peace, my friend. 🤍

@Byron4Tradition @Brett_McMurphy Bless your heart. I hold two degrees from Alabama. I am very proud of the education I received. Have you even stepped on our campus? If not, I humbly invite you to come see how @UofAlabama is leading the way in so many categories.

@Brett_McMurphy - SEC - South Eastern CARTEL It isn’t a conference. It is an economic enterprise that couldn’t care less about college education or students. ESPN and sports betting are its conspirators. #CFP #cartel #power #money #profits

The SEC has lost both first-round College Football Playoff games. Ole Miss tries to stop the streak vs. Tulane

@Jezzed0 @Brett_McMurphy We don’t really care what Kiffin does. Signed, someone in the Deep South

@Brett_McMurphy Lane Kiffin has the weight of the entire South on his shoulders right now. If Ole Miss loses this, the SEC needs to go into hiding

@Seminole_Steven @Brett_McMurphy Would you like some cheese with that wine? 🍷🧀

@Brett_McMurphy SEC is mid, have been all year…just because they beat up on eachother and are funded by espn, espn throats them and tries to convince the world they are the premier conference. They are far from premiere…

@Brett_McMurphy Where did you get your journalism degree? Wait a second… Google says you’ve won awards. How? Yes, it’s me. The one whose mother can write circles around you. See, she was a real sports journalist and not some joke on TV. Mine came from Bama like hers. You should enroll.

@Brett_McMurphy Oh, bless your heart. How little you actually know about the SEC. Both my parents were award winning sports journalists. While dad is gone, my 71 year old mother could still write circles around you and she covered Coach Bryant. I’ll also put my journalism degree up to you, too.

Unlike Alabama, at least Notre Dame had the decency to opt out of its bowl game before kickoff

@eddies0715 @sabanfaux

@sabanfaux The only thing better than last nights game would have been ND playing in the Pop Tarts bowl…..and losing.

This Aged Well!! #RollTide

@JudeHilliard @sabanfaux I’m a Bama alum and I had to laugh ☺️

@sabanfaux I do Not like Bama. Nick is real though. OU is, evidently,… Not Hard to Kill. 😎💯👊

@jdsdaw @sabanfaux How will we ever go on without you? #Devastated

@sabanfaux Nick Saban wrecked the FSU program with his politicking. I hate him and now I hate college football