Chris Branch

Imagine saying “wow the shrimp cinnamon toast guy is married to Topanga” to any normal person

Would encourage anyone dunking on Hubert Davis to read this story first:

Bruuuuuh

“Bam Adebayo did WHAT????”

DeAndre Jordan was once a key member of the Lob City Clippers. Now with the Pelicans, he’s a mentor. “When your career changes, your ego kind of dies a little bit with that in order to reinvent yourself as a person, as a player,” Jordan said. Story: nytimes.com/athletic/71029…

'Sausage mcmuffins' because sausage is the TYPE of mcmuffin. In 'attorneys general,' 'attorneys' is the noun being modified.

PSA: Travis Etienne Jr. on how to pronounce his last name

Ken Griffey Jr. took this photo 🔥

[UNTOLD HORRORS UNFOLDING AT A RATE UNHEARD OF AT ANY POINT IN HUMAN HISTORY UNTIL NOW] YOUR ONE MUTUAL WHO WATCHES F1 AT SOME POINT BETWEEN 11 PM AND 7 AM LOCAL TIME: “omg max”

@CarmieV are you editing my supportive tweet

@cbranch89 I’m shorter than Kyler….

biggest free agent to hit the market today, apologies to Kyler Murray

The Athletic is hiring Barry Svrluga, Adam Kilgore, Candace Buckner, Ava Wallace, Spencer Nusbaum and Jason Murray nytco.com/press/the-athl…

Look out 2026 Olympics RT @usahockey: USA Hockey's 8 & under membership has reached 100,000 for the first time ever.

i used to compete with alysa liu and after she won gold i found my mom talkin shit about me in the family GC 💀💀💀

A walk along the cut line with Scottie Scheffler. nytimes.com/athletic/70614…

A Swedish politician has compared the government’s handling of the economy to the running of Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur, saying Sweden is at risk of becoming “Spursy”. Mikael Damberg, of the opposition Social Democratic Party, took aim at struggling Spurs during a debate on fiscal policy in the Swedish parliament, known as the Riksdag, on Thursday. “I naturally think of Tottenham Hotspur, also known as Spurs, it is one of England’s most distinguished and rich clubs with an enormous stadium, dedicated and large supporter base – everything to be considered a ‘top team’,” said Damberg. “Despite this, Tottenham find themselves in crisis. They are fighting at the bottom of the table, just a few points above the relegation zone. Not because they lack resources or benefits, but because they have squandered opportunities. “The club have been given the name ‘Spursy’, (which is) when you have opportunities but get no results. Madame Speaker, that is precisely how the minister of finance is handling the Swedish economy.” More from @Dan_KP nytimes.com/athletic/70596…

happy Mardi Gras

Robert Duvall made his first movie with Gregory Peck and then lived long enough to make a movie with the basketball player Juancho Hernangómez

Kansas State's interim head coach is expected to be Matthew Driscoll, otherwise known as the coach in this GIF.

Every year we have a Super Bowl party. I tried to take a nap last season in the second quarter and my wife yelled at me. I don't care when our guests arrive tomorrow --- I'm not changing the channel until Iowa/Northwestern is finished.

How did Super Bowl's radio row become the content behemoth it is today? @JacobRobinsonJD and @cbranch89 took a look into the history behind it.