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@rhymiz I really wanted this to be Jason Derulo

This is the worst “JSON” I’ve ever seen 😆

It’s one thing to have a 7 hour delay but to then have to wait another hour because your crew timed out is just beyond the pale @JetBlue

Let’s see if I can leverage Twitter to find a new gig 🕺 #remotework #remotejobs #jobsearch #JobHunt #Careers

I’m convinced there’s a direct correlation to how much your boss curses and how much they’ll fight for you.

@LayneAinsworth And somehow Quizno was better than them both.

SREcon23 Americas is next month! The program includes talks like *Adaptive Concurrency Control for Mixed Analytical Workloads* presented by @Dan_Kleiman of Klaviyo. View the program and register now: bit.ly/sre23amsprog #SREcon

@StabbyCutyou @IanColdwater What Jurassic park needed was a good digital transformation

To look at the ARG team, one would think a strong correlation exists between arm-sleeve tattoos and soccer ability

@rhymiz Is there anything higher than “very high”? I would turns that sucker up to 11

Change these to “Very High” if you’ve got solid headphones, especially if you have a DAC

TIL: DMX did some Christmas songs, including Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer: tidal.com/browse/track/2…

Whoa…

@toomuchpete Just wait for the inevitable “productivity analytics” that come next!

@michellebrush @QConSF And literally the moment I post this, you very kindly flashed a reference list for your talk, so thank you! "Measuring and Managing Performance in Organizations" Thanks again for an awesome talk!

@michellebrush say you mentioned a book in your talk at @QConSF something about "Measuring organizations"? but I missed the title, could you post here? Much appreciated, and loved your talk!!!

@nicolefv And also align yourself more often with others that would die on the same hills...

the more senior you get, the more you ask yourself "will I die on this hill"

Every company is a mess internally, you just need to decide which people you enjoy working on the mess with

@petecheslock Too late…

My favorite time of the year. How long into October can I get before being forced to turn the heat on in the house.

@SparkleClarkle @MileHighBoots And even after googling…I don’t get it. Some clown cheats on his wife. There must be some subtlety that makes the internet care so much

@MileHighBoots @SparkleClarkle Been resisting googling this since last night, now kinda feel like I have to…

@SparkleClarkle Legit had to Google wtf was going on, then wished I hadn’t.