ROFL Gandhi -2.0🏹

"...भाजपा सरकार के आने से पहले.. यहां पे सबसे पहली बात तो गुंडा गर्दी बहुत थीं.." [चाटा बुक्को गालियों की धीमी आवाज़ सुनाई देती हैं] 😂😂😂

@ANI @nistula Judge saab ko shayad punishment jail se jyada parole mein dikh rahi hai

Dera Sacha Sauda chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim granted 30-days parole

@Mrsinha Hhahahah bsdk Minnitty ab tu bhi Taj Mahal ko endorse karne laga. Ek saccha Hindu kabhi Taj Mahal ki taarif nahi karta

Marco Rubio going to see Tajmahal from Delhi by road... Look at the road, it looks so world-class....

@ndtv Then what should they politicise? Yeh melody itni chocolaty kyun hai!!

#BREAKING | BJP slams Opposition for politicising fuel price hike NDTV's @AaquilJameel reports

@ANI Thank you Modi ji hamara har saal ki tarah chutiya kaatne ke liye

Diesel prices increased by Rs. 2.71 per litre and petrol by Rs. 2.61 per litre. Diesel in Delhi hiked to Rs 95.20 per litre, and Petrol hiked to Rs 102.12.

@ANI Why he is walking like some Anna inspecting his Udupi kitchen?

#WATCH | Delhi | EAM Dr S Jaishankar arrives at the US Embassy to attend the Roosevelt House reception hosted by U.S. Ambassador to India Sergio Gor in honour of US Secretary of State Marco Rubio

@Oye_Jahazi Rishi bagree kiss liye rakha hai

@ANI To directly increase prices one needs guts but we have a vishwaguru PM 🤣🤣

As per sources, Diesel prices increased by 91 paise per litre and petrol by 87 paise per litre. Diesel in Delhi hiked to Rs 92.49 per litre, and Petrol hiked to Rs 99.51. RSP (Retail Selling Price) of four Metro cities for 19.05.26 are as follows: MS (petrol) prices Delhi 99.51 (+0.87) Kolkata 110.64 (+0.94) Mumbai 108.49 (+0.90) Chennai 105.31 (+0.82) High Speed Diesel prices Delhi 92.49 (+0.91) Kolkata 97.02 (+0.95) Mumbai 95.02 (+0.94) Chennai 96.98 (+0.87)

> After a lifetime of service in Rajasthan, this principal was about to retire. > He threw a party for his loved ones in Kota and was returning home on his bike. > He had always voted for BJP. He was riding peacefully, trusting the roads under the BJP government, following all the rules, and wearing a helmet. > But he did not notice a huge open drain, and his bike fell into it. > His family kept searching for him while he lay trapped in that drain the entire night. > By the time his family found him the next morning, he had already lost his life. But People Say “BJP ne desh ka Vikas bahut kiya hai”

@arvindgunasekar One Nation. One examination. One failures.

Centre plans unified Medical and Engineering entrance exam, to replace separate exams like JEE and NEET.

@IndianTechGuide Yeah. Certain questions were liberals,leftist,anti nationals and anti Hindus. That's why they just left out.

🚨 "NEET-UG 2026 had no paper leak; only certain questions were out," says NTA chief.

@ANI Why muted? Afraid of Jashodaben!!

#WATCH | Prime Minister Narendra Modi meets Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni in Rome, Italy. (Source: ANI/DD News)

@crispeconomiX Bitan have ever opened your mouth in front of your Pawpaw to ask questions other than your posterior orifices?

Modi is not answerable to ANYONE except to the people of India. And people of India will let him know through their vote. Rest everything is noise and a bunch of brown sepoys begging their white masters to show them the "right way".

@AdvaitaKala Define Journalists?

Let’s be clear - as it stands today Norway needs India more than the other way round - especially with the arctic temperatures with the US. India is the largest democracy in the world & on its way to being the third largest economy - ambitious, self promoting journalists are not a new experience. They have their space as well and it’s as significant as a performative social media cycle.

@braddy_Codie05 Just imagine how times are so bad that kattar bhakts are now endorsing people whom they would have casually called as rice bag converts!!

It took Resilience, Acumen and Professionalism of a Diplomat to Counter the Nefarious design intending to Create a Diplomatic Rift during the PM’s Official Visit. Respect for Ambassador Sibi George, Kudos to him the way he displayed his Calm Composed Professional demeanour.

@YRDeshmukh Ohhh the long nosed milky dog has finally barked for his master even after not getting a piece of vegetarian bone!!

Outright pathetic and disgusting appeal. You want to fight Modi, you must as an opposition leader or opposition supporter for sure. This level of desperation is not just disgraceful but does huge disservice to the cause of opposition in electoral politics. Won't be surprised if some day we end up learning that 'liberal' jokers like these were actually hired by the BJP as useful idiots to further their electoral cause. Extremely useful for them indeed. As far as opposition narrative is concerned: with friends like these, you don't really need enemies.

@tannhaushg Ok bhinnal ke pille

Asking questions may be your duty, but answering is his choice

@HPhobiaWatch We have not talked on the phone.

@ANI Even MEA relies on WhatsApp forwards!!

#WATCH | Oslo, Norway | MEA Secretary (West) Sibi George responds to question by reporters from Norway - "Why should we trust you?" " Will the PM take critical questions from the Indian Press?"

@Ansh15760 @ani_digital @ANI Toh kyun adrak daal raha hai apni chaand mein,,Pawpaw ke liye kyun seh raha hai itna

@ccredited_ @ani_digital @ANI Aj tak vande bharat na Jane wale log boht comment marte hai 🤣 Bandar ko kya Pata adark ka swad ..

First look of India's Bullet Train unveiled, photo comes up at Railways Ministry Gate No 4 Read @ANI Story | aninews.in/news/national/… #IndiaBulletTrain #RailwaysMinistry #IndianRailways