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@MarkHzmla @EricLDaugh I would bet that these Iranians were either on the side of the regime or forced to do that. The Iranian people want to be free. We have tried to avoid their power plants and oil infrastructure because that will help them rebuild, the regime cared about power, not its citizens.

@EricLDaugh Iranians forming human shields around power plants. Not the regime. The people. Trump calls them “crazy bastards.” History will disagree. #Iran #EpicFury

🚨 WOW! President Trump just MIC DROPPED this reporter Q: "Mr. President, how would it not be a war crime to strike Iran's bridges and power plants?!" TRUMP: "Because they KILLED 45,000 people! It could be as much as 60,000!" "They kill protesters. They're ANIMALS. And we have to stop them and we can't let them have a nuclear weapon!" 🫳🏻🎤

@DirkMcCoy @townhallcom I don’t think border patrol is being paid. They’ve all gone without pay for the last 6 weeks. So, while TSA is being paid, the other parts of border security are not being paid.

@townhallcom He doesn’t like “zero” for Border Patrol but I thought the Senate bill funded TSA immediately, Border Patrol has enough funds to operate until a reconciliation bill not requiring 60 votes could pass for Border Patrol later. So why hold this up?

Speaker Johnson: This gambit that was done last night is a JOKE! He's absolutely LIVID.

@KathleenOhyw8 @ChadPergram I read that Delta airlines rescinded their special passes until they get something worked out. The rest need to do the same thing.

@ChadPergram Too bad for the senate. They are still collecting a pay check and are paid to travel. No lines for them. Get back to work and stay there until the bill is passed.

From colleague Tyler Olson. The House just passed the GOP leadership's 60-day DHS CR by a vote of 213-203.  3 Dem yeas were Reps. Davis (NC), Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) and Cuellar (TX). All Republicans voted yes  This is almost certain to be blocked in the Senate, leading the DHS shutdown to continue.  House is set to leave town for 2 weeks, just as the Senate did earlier this morning.

@Matt_Pinner Pull the plug.

What..?

@MbarkCherguia 35

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@sweet_nector1 The best vacuum ever made.

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@__DigitalDealer @KobeissiLetter It’s my understanding that they can’t get paid by the federal government until congress approves it, so there’s that. But ICE is funded already through 2029. Tell congress to do their job and work together to get this done.

@KobeissiLetter TSA agents aren't showing up because they're not getting paid, so the solution is deploying a completely different agency instead of just paying the first one.

BREAKING: President Trump is deploying ICE at US airports to assist TSA agents beginning on Monday.

@Msfixit95 @US_OGA @smith_will88855 The point is that California has the highest gas prices in the nation, and even though they are higher since the war started, gas prices across America are still lower than they were under Joe and Kamala.

@US_OGA @smith_will88855 Although this is funny and true.. why did gas prices spike the morning after the first 💣 drop?

Governor - Magnesium citrate is a saline laxative use before major surgery or a colonoscopy. It's available without a prescription, both as a generic and under various brand names. We suggest you stop at Walgreens pick some up on the way home. Because you are full of crap.

@MoonSoon @US_OGA Omg! That’s hilarious! 😂

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked... 12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends. It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything lemon in their life. You are already regretting this decision. 12:06 pm: You down a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life. 12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted poop in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser. Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours. 12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to God there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1... 12:58 pm: Sweet Mary,...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The poop/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down. Is that blood? False alarm. That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your butthole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid poop fart as it gurgled out of your butt. 1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have pooped out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your butthole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it. You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats. You meet Jesus. 8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours. You're broken. Your butthole's broken. Your spirit's broken. Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a poop stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.

@CrazyVibes_1 Lincoln logs! Kids building toy.

Despite widespread online efforts, no one could figure out what these are. I’m also stumped, and it seems ninety percent of others are too... Who else remembers these as a kid?

@Matt_Pinner She’s got some beautiful artwork, and the Jesus I serve will welcome her straight in the gates.

I saw a guy saying, “This woman should never be allowed in a church.” Personally, I think she should be welcomed. What do you think, would she be welcome in your church?

@RH_Roch @mkhammer The women stated that they were honored to be invited but had prior engagements that would not allow them to attend. They will be visiting the White House in the future. So it’s not like the left is making it sound.

@mkhammer Writes for the Atlantic and formerly the Washington Post. LOL Congrats to both womens and mens US Olympic hockey teams for gold medal performance. If womens team doesn’t want to go to the White House, fine. Look what happened to the reputation of the US womens soccer team.

I see we are now smearing the hockey team bc Trump said something we didn't like. Journalism. The FIRST word out of a player's mouth after Trump's sentence is "ABSOLUTELY," followed by some cheering and laughing and then a chant of "TWO-FOR-TWO" in the background. Jack Hughes is literally on video saying the first person he thought of after his golden goal was Megan Keller, whom he'd congratulated on her OT goal the day before in the cafeteria. The entire team honored a fallen teammate by caring for his widow, parents and children on the ice in the moments after the Gold (and throughout the last 18 mos). But sure, because 100% of team members don't either a) reject a phone call from a president you don't like, which is probably Sally's actual wish or b) react like cable pundits by fact-checking him on said phone call, we're gonna milkshake duck a group of American heroes. It's so very missing the point.

@Ella_Vader_7 @EDSecMcMahon Absolutely. It is the “up close” nature of wrestling.

Look, in HighSchool in Washington State, there was no girls wrestling team, so the girls wrestled the boys. My husband wrestled girls all the time. And this between the thighs move is legal.. please research your facts before you get outraged. I’m not Pro Trans but this is not a trans issue

We are investigating this report that a female athlete was sexually assaulted by a male opponent during a wrestling match. Too many women have been injured, harassed, & deprived of opportunities they work hard for. Title IX is the law — follow it or face consequences.

@Matt_Pinner 20 for me! I’m old!

7 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

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