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@tomandmartys @voodooranger12 Driver was dogshit last week though; without those two lucky ricochets on Saturday he could've doubled 13 and 17. Lost strokes to the field all week. And yes I'm talking through my pockets 😭

@voodooranger12 Be great if he wins it, but suspect Masters took a lot out of him. Not long term but this week is a fade. Plus while he certainly can win here, I like the driver in his hands more than it will be here. But not saying no.

Heritage Card: Morikawa 28-1 1.5u Poston 90-1 e/w t6 1u Harman 125-1 .5u Tastes Novak 160-1 Putnam 210-1 Vilips 550-1

@ReduxRichard @BenColeyGolf en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flutter_E…

@BenColeyGolf could I ask you a question please? Why are Skybet and Paddy Power golf markets synchronized? I've noticed the past month they are exactly the same to the letter. Markets and prices change at exactly the same time exactly the same way. That wasn't the case. Certainly last year. Are they under the same umbrella now? Is it not collusion? I'm miffed for all intents and purposes they are one and the same in golf markets. Thanks

Going to publish Heritage preview tomorrow morning, 9am.

@Bobjacket @BenColeyGolf

@BenColeyGolf That cheating fu@kers been practicing? Before a major? Any winner doing that needs an asterix next to his name

There are people, actual people, taking issue with Rory McIlroy improving his Masters chances by practicing golf. What's especially funny is that a high percentage of these people will take no issue with players seeking to improve their chances by building new golf clubs.

@DPWorldTour ,p,p,p,p,,,p,p,p,,p,p,p,please,,p,p,,p,,

The prize fund breakdown of the 2026 Masters 💰 #TheMasters

@tomandmartys Good luck man! 🙌🏻

In an interesting twist, none of the $400 worth of 200-1 outrights I made last summer, nor any of the ones I made at other books last year either at whatever odds, are even offering cashout options. I’m ride or die regardless (although I loaded up a bit if a hedge presents itself just maybe) but worth noting for futures players.

Sky's Premier League coverage is now sponsored by the British Army?! What the fuck is going on?

@razorbacksnrams Bit more creative than U-S-A U-S-A which is all Americans on a golf course usually manage...

Some dickhead just screamed "Gimme back my son" at the Masters.

@HermanJones69 @NoLayingUp @Titleist Because he's not holding the club?

@NoLayingUp @Titleist How does Harry Diamond allow Rory to hit a high draw to a pin 3 paces away from the water on 11?!?!

The action is immense right now. Come hang as we break it all down tonight on the NLU Live Show, presented by @Titleist. youtube.com/live/gpBwx-XBc…

@PGALouis I think Rory's exhausted. All the defending champ stuff has finally caught up with him; he was running on adrenaline (and let's be honest, a fair amount of luck) up to now but the energy has gone. If he gets in the house still ahead it'll be a huge achievement...

It’s getting firmer and firmer at Augusta !

Oh good it's another musical Rory montage 😐

@JeanHatchet According to the IHRA definition of the term, conflating the actions of the state of Israel with all Jews is antisemitic. Which you have just done. Not the sharpest tool - with the emphasis on tool - in the box, are you Jean? We're all behind you in your legal action Harry.

Misogynist - because enforces gender ideology language and messages. Anti-Semitic because constantly accusing Israel of Genocide during a war and bleating about Zionists. Snivelling because he is To be clear.

@PGALouis An early double, one of the six unders birdies, it's down to 3 and we'll see where he's at from there. I love him but the luck he's been enjoying can't go on. Plus I've got fortunes on Cam 😂

6-shot lead - the biggest ever after 36 holes at Augusta - for Rory as he looks to make history in becoming the fourth man to go back-to-back at The Masters. I’d say it’s all to play for, but I really can’t see a world where he doesn’t win here. Game over I feel. Incredible.

Fair play to Rory for this, but it's surely not sustainable. Either round could have easily been 6 shots worse than it was. Has to be a 75 at some point...

Some of the best players in the world hitting down flagsticks all over the course. Sky: here's some more of Rory standing not hitting balls on the range.

@IsraeliPM Fuck off Adolf

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: “Israel will not remain silent in the face of those who attack us. Spain has defamed our heroes, the soldiers of the IDF, the soldiers of the most moral army in the world. 1/4

@PGALouis I'd rather watch montages of Rory having a shit than listen to Faldo

3 minutes into Sky’s coverage today and we’re getting the 129th McIlroy montage of the week so far.

@calummcclurkin Absolute disgrace. This could finally lead to the end of this barbaric outdated nonsense.

Here’s the BHA stewards report from the Mildmay where Gold Dancer sadly had to be put down. Paul Townend and the Director of Equine Regulation, Safety and Welfare both spoke.

@AtTheRaces What a load of fucking bollocks. The sport closing ranks to avoid a potentially catastrophic investigation. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Ban the whole thing now.

"After reviewing the footage, The Director of Equine, Safety, and Welfare explained that Gold Dancer's action was typical of a 3-mile chaser in the final stages of a race and supported the evidence of Townend." (3/3)

The Stewards report from the Mildmay Novices' Chase, where Gold Dancer suffered a fatal injury... "Townend explained that Gold Dancer had made a bad mistake at the last fence after which it had taken a stride or two for the gelding to gather himself before, in his opinion, running on in a straight line to the winning line where Gold Dancer felt sound... (1/3)

Why does Rich Beem keep saying Haddaway? I'd never have had him down as a student of 90s dance pop

I think the #Masters app has had a drink