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@BuckSexton The half life of an umbrella in my possession is maybe two uses or a few months which ever comes first

Raining hard on our way to dinner, Carrie says "we have a nice umbrella, someone will try to steal it." I say "oh, it will be fine" She asks hostess to put in safe spot Dinner finishes, hostess hands us umbrella on our way out: "Someone tried to steal it, but I stopped them" she says Always listen to wifey 🫡

@theopposum1234 @LilaGraceRose Kill your baby and improve your life. Here at PP we can help. 🤡😢

@LilaGraceRose It’s not a culture change. It’s two women with two different lives. Also, just because one person wants children, doesn’t mean we all do. Stop forcing women into motherhood.

There’s a cultural shift happening in Hollywood. In 2020, actress Michelle Williams claimed aborting her baby led to her winning a Golden Globe while visibly pregnant. In 2026, actress Jessie Buckley praises marriage and motherhood during her Oscar-winning speech shortly after becoming a new mom to a 6-month-old. Kids don’t limit your life—they bring love and are better than any worldly success.

@BuckSexton @faysalitani I haven’t seen it but know for a certainty it is not worse. The first 20 minutes of sinners was good the rest was a not funny joke. 🤮

@faysalitani Is it worse than Sinners?

Annoyed that "One Battle After Another" won, because I already suffered through Sinners (which was awful) because I thought it would win To be fair, can't trash the "best picture" winner unless I watch it. Even though I am 99% sure it will be a torture session start to finish.

@visionergeo This can’t be true. “senator”Chris Murphy said that Trump’s military planners are the worst in 50-100 years and I trust his judgement. 🤡🤡🤡

🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING | An Iranian source told Reuters that the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) strongly believes that if Iran loses control of the Strait of Hormuz, it will effectively lose the war. For this reason, Donald Trump will likely do everything possible to ensure that Iran loses control of the strait. The deployment of the U.S. Marine Corps to the Persian Gulf is also connected to this objective. There is a possibility that American forces could attempt to seize Iranian islands and parts of the southern coastline, which would allow the United States and its allies to restore secure navigation through the Strait of Hormuz. In such a scenario, Iran would lose its main strategic leverage over the course and potential outcome of the war. See the latest updates with us: @visionergeo

@TVNewsNow @guypbenson It’s rumored that “senator” Chris Murphy is chartering flights to Teheran to protest any settlement or agreement with Trump. He thinks the mullahs need to stand firm and that Trumps military effort is the worst in 50 or 100 years. 🤡🤡🤡

🚨 Fox News’ @guypbenson: “Some Democrat came out of the classified hearings, leaked to their buddies in the media, and said the administration didn’t even plan for Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz which is risible and ridiculous.” “Yet it was reported widely. I am struck by how negative the tone has been relentlessly from much of the media in describing what has been an overwhelming military success. This has been a masterpiece of an operation so far and in many cases you would have no clue that’s the reality based on much of the coverage.” @AnitaJVogel: “As for that report on CNN, the U.S. has had a war plan for Iran going back to Reagan. Certainly the Strait of Hormuz was taken into consideration, it’s reckless journalism.” @TomiLahren: “They’ve had quite a week over at CNN.”

@thestustustudio When Trump liberates Cuba will these loons evaporate like the wicked witch? 🙏🏼

🚨 CUNY’s Cuba Conference: “Every Drone Iran Fires Defends Cuba,” America “#1 Terrorist,” and Calls to Speed the End of US Empire Here are some of the more jaw-dropping lines from today’s opening plenary of the Cuba Under Siege conference at the CUNY Graduate Center. What was advertised as a “US-Cuba Normalization” conference quickly turned into anti-American agitprop, praise for the Cuban Revolution, and open rhetorical alignment with Iran. Speakers tied Cuba directly to Iranian military action and cast both as part of a wider anti-American front that also included Palestine and Venezuela. Other remarks called the U.S. government “the number one terrorist in the world,” described the end of the U.S. “empire” and urged activists to “speed up the end in every way possible,” even invoking Che Guevara’s call to create “1, 2, 3 Vietnams.” Speakers featured in this clip include Sara Flounders, Berthony Dupont, Artemio Camacho, and Corinna Mullin.

Can some wealthy donors pay some“ protesters” follow him around with whistles and a bullhorn. Get in his face with good ol Hollywood profanity. Wait down the street and have people report his location? Isn’t that the new world of political activism? Dox his family? Is that illegal? Find a republican judge to decide. 😎

Judge James Boasberg has another controversial decision in throwing out a duly issued grand jury subpoena of Fed Chair Jerome Powell. Boasberg declared that “There is abundant evidence that the subpoenas’ dominant (if not sole) purpose is to harass and pressure Powell."...

@WesternLensman I’m thinking a lot of us will have to start blocking accounts that have nothing to offer but links to loons.

MSNOW is in full ‘blame Trump’ mode in wake of Islamic attacks: Alex Wagner: “You have to wonder fundamentally about the degree to which this White House...actually has the interest in keeping Americans safe." “It doesn't give you a sense that the safety and the security of the American people is paramount." Anything but blame the ideology and the actual people responsible. Impossible to loathe legacy media enough.

@VigilantFox And i care about this person because….???

Stephanie Ruhle vs Stephanie Ruhle on inflation. Notice the difference between Ruhle framing inflation during the Trump vs Biden administrations: Ruhle 2026: “Here's the thing about inflation, Mr. President. You can distract people with other stories. You can convince the government. Don't let the data out. You don't have to let the data out. My mother goes to the grocery store every day. People in this country buy food, drive their cars. They don't have to see inflation reports. They know what their lives cost.” Ruhle 2021: “And the dirty little secret here, Willie. Well, nobody likes to pay more. On average, we have the money to do so. Household savings hit a record high. Over the pandemic, we didn't really have anywhere to go out and spend. And as we said a moment ago, we're expecting retail sales this holiday season to break records for those who own their homes. “The value of our homes are up. And while the stock market isn't the economy, you got over half of American households with some investment in the markets and the markets have hit record highs. So we need to put all of this in perspective.” So we only “have the money” for inflation when Democrats are in power. This is why media trust is at an all-time low.

@geraldposner She’s already achieved a high level of honor in the history of journalism. With leadership like hers it May again become a respectable profession and an information asset to our nation. Thank you Ms. Weiss. 🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏

Bari Weiss seems to have achieved the rare modern media distinction of being distrusted by both the left and the right. Parts of the left still treat her as a Trump ally ever since she was chosen by Elon Musk as one of the journalists to review the Twitter Files. When she later took editorial control at CBS News, critics predicted the network would soon turn into some hybrid of Fox News and Newsmax. Meanwhile, some voices on the right remain suspicious because she’s not a MAGA acolyte. After CBS aired its major investigation into massive fraud in Los Angeles involving government money for hospice care, critics accused her of merely “copying” independent journalist Nick Shirley. I doubt @bariweiss loses much sleep over it. In fact, there’s a lesson there for anyone doing real investigative journalism. Over the years I’ve learned that when a story or book of mine managed to anger people across the political spectrum, it usually meant I had probably hit the truth somewhere in the middle. In today’s polarized media environment, that may be the closest thing to a professional compliment a reporter can get.

@rerutled @JakeSherman Uh oh. I hear the sound of a few wet dreams. “Get rid of all oil” sounds like an undeniable winner. Next up. The Democrats reign forever and ever. 🤡🤡🤡

@JakeSherman Oh please oh please let them succeed because when Democrats take power we are (1) going to make abortion legal nationwide (2) Medicare For All nationwide (3) A Green Energy Act to get rid of all oil (4) DC and Puerto Rico statehood (5) John Lewis Voting Rights Act.

CORNYN has a new op ed saying the SAVE America Act is more important than the filibuster. “For many years, I believed that if the US Senate scrapped the filibuster, Texas and our nation would stand to lose more than we would gain. “My fellow conservatives and I have proudly used the 60-vote threshold to protect the country from all sorts of bad ideas and dangerous policies. But when the reality on the ground changes, leaders must take stock and adapt. “Today, Democrats are weaponizing the Senate’s rules to block the SAVE America Act, defund the Department of Homeland Security and hurt the American people — all to spite President Donald Trump.” nypost.com/2026/03/11/opi…

@JakeSherman @BretBaier Thank you sir. 🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏

@jason_howerton Beautiful insight 😎👍🏼🙏🏼

I feel like we don’t marvel enough at how insane God created our bodies to be. I had a small procedure today and they cut open my finger. Lots of blood. But then it stopped and now my skin is refusing and healing itself. That’s like Wolverine in real life (just in slow motion) — and yet we treat it like it’s just no big deal. If you unraveled all the DNA in your body's ~100 trillion cells, it would stretch over 110 billion miles, reaching to the sun and back over 600 times. Do you know how wild that is?! I know non-believers will be like “lol this guy thinks it’s amazing that our bodies follow science.” Yeah bro, I do. Where do your scientific rules come from? “They just exist!” They’ll insist. They come from the Creator of science, the Creator of nature. He’s a good Father and man I’m amazed by what he created in our earthly bodies.

@DavidAFrench Killing babys to enable a more comfortable lifestyle is a cultural issue? It used to be much more than that.

There are a lot of evangelicals on this website who seem to strongly believe that no person can disagree with them on cultural issues and also be a decent person. This is the mirror image of the hyper-woke left, which also rejects the idea that decent people can disagree. 1/3

@EricLDaugh The Republican Party implodes in real time.

🚨 BREAKING: Senate Leader John Thune says he is powerless to get the SAVE America Act passed through the talking filibuster, he doesn't have the votes "It's about the votes, it's about the math! I'm the one who has to be a clear-eyed realist about what we can achieve here." "We don't have the votes either to proceed get on a talking filibuster nor to sustain one if we got on it." "There isn't anything I can do about that." "I mean, I understand the president's got a passion to see this issue addressed, as we all do."

@Cr7Godbrand Was that a typo. Didn’t you mean 6 minutes later? 😎

The first day she ever slept over at my place, I left for work and she stayed behind. When I came home, she was in the kitchen cooking. I walked into my room and everything was spotless. She had cleaned the house, done my laundry, and then served me a plate of food. I remember thinking to myself, women like this still exist? She’s beautiful, successful, and well put together, so it surprised me even more that she still carried that traditional femininity and warmth. Six months later, I proposed to her. We’ve been married for five years now, and nothing has changed. She still cooks, keeps the home peaceful, and never brings unnecessary stress into my life. She lets me relax, play my video games, and watch sports. She even started watching soccer with me and reminds me when my games are on. Peace in a man’s life is priceless. I wish every man out there a safe journey in finding a woman like her. I know I did. And I’m never leaving my wife. She’s South American.

@SethDillon Grok, write me the most brain dead misleading propaganda possible regarding the bombers in NYC. 🤡🤡🤡

What kind of world do we live in if a couple of kids can’t even throw bombs into a crowd on a beautiful day without getting arrested? Is that really a crime now?

As an R I have many friends and family who are Ds and are Christian. No one “jumps on” the guy for being Christian. Advocating for killing unborn babies is not only not Christian it’s not ethical in or outside any religious framework. Your straw man argument is or should be an embarrassment.

Republicans bank on the idea that Christians can't be Democrat. That's why I think they are trying to jump on Talarico for being Christian... That's the Republicans' schtick. Kind reminder: Christianity isn't limited to conservatism. Liberals are allowed to follow Jesus too.

@Bobby_LaVallley Unique DNA. Beating heart. Moving, smiling, sleeping, waking. Sucking a thumb. Listening to mom and the world, reacting to sensory input. On temporary life support, as was every other human on the planet.

@LeaderJohnThune Other than complaining you have options as majority of house and senate. Man up. The people of America will be impressed that serious problems can actually get solved.

It’s been three weeks and counting on Democrats’ second shutdown this fiscal year alone. Tens of thousands of DHS employees are going without pay, and critical DHS priorities are going unfunded. Will this be the week that Democrats actually get serious?