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James
@centralvicjames
travel, cars, motorcycles, country life, city life. love life with @whitespear86 🏳️🌈
Macedon Ranges/Cremorne Katılım Nisan 2014
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@MBottroff @DustyPee A kettle, a toaster and a waffle iron walked into Dusty’s bar
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@DustyPee ...kitchen appliances...?
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@ApePoon @BrentHodgson Why would you take a call from a verified psycho who rings at nearly 11pm? Have a listen to yourself
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It’s late, and the question on my mind is: will Peter Ford think it’s a good idea to call me again tonight at 10:43pm?
Brent Hodgson@BrentHodgson
Peter Ford hunted down my mobile number, and has called me FIVE TIMES so far. I guess he wants to discuss his postcard habit. Very old fashioned and professional. Definitely not creepy or menacing.
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@polly70 He looks like he should be lying on a bed of ice in the seafood section.
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@ape_descendent If you bring them into the bathroom while you shower they will open up and you can use them to get a real good colon scrub. It’s an all natural product too so it’s both thorough and organic and plant. Based.
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Does anyone have anything they would like me to do with monasteria delicious fruit?
I'm literally leaving them on the nature strip.
(Can you believe in throwing these out?!)
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@Brocklesnitch This is lovely. I also read it a bit like a limerick and it almost works 🤣
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@Yorkshire_Woman @anon_opin You don't have to be trained on it, it isn't exactly rocket salad.
Unless you are scanning rocket salad, obviously.
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Worked in retail for 30 years. In order, these are the most annoying customers: 1, Refuses to use self service. 2, "You have to accept cash, it's in the magna carta" 3, "you keep moving everything" 4, Dumps products randomly about the shop. 5, Takes the second paper from the top.
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@Brocklesnitch Does it say Perky Binders behind them - they on T ?
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As a man, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
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@chrismaheras_ Why are the eggs only country fresh when paired tho?
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Found this menu in my research for my upcoming book about Melbourne’s culinary history. The menu prices are listed in both £ and $. The menu is from 1966, at the time when the Aussie dollar was being introduced. People needed to see both to get their heads around the change!
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@PMFA_No1 Every time...every time one of these amazing clips pops up we cut & don't get to hear the reactions of the panel. Whyyyyy?
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