Magnus the magnificent - Teddy & 🌈 Deefor 🌈

@thesundaysport I like to read it in a Dalek voice in my head.

Empty AI claptrap like this is one of the reasons so many people detest you, Prime Minister, you half-arsed dollop of beige spite

@SiriusWhite14 :( sorry to read this he was a good good boy x

I wanted to let all of Siri’s friends know that our beautiful boy went over the rainbow bridge just over two weeks ago, 10 days before his 13th birthday. He brought such joy to our lives and our hearts are broken. Run free Puppy Bear - we love you.

@JeremyAdamRoss Beautiful photos Jeremy. Sadie was a kind soul x

Gutted but grateful for 10 years with this sweet girl. It was a pleasure being your human. I miss you Sadie “Princess Squeaky.” I hope we’ll meet again someday.

4 years ago was SMOL

@darbijothegoldn I just know she's teasing Deefor x

This is the last photo we have of sweet Copper out enjoying a hike, just a week before we lost her. Darling Copper Lou, born 4-30-2010; Over The Rainbow Bridge, 4-30-2022. There’s never been a more heartbreaking birthday… #ThrowbackThursday

@MaineGolden Brave boi x

Smile! Today is the day! My years of eye struggles will be over, and I'll begin a new chapter seeing with my heart! Thank you for surrounding my surgery team and me in love, good vibes, and prayers today. Mom will update you when I'm home. Love You All! ❤️🐾

@SaucySeventies What is that shit?

Broken Britain. Just been to the local supermarket and it was attacked by some youths on motorbikes. Absolutely disgraceful, where are the parents, eh?

@Trenchboyjaime @carloterwoord @SamuelBeek @marcvermeeren @schematikio This is the coolest thing ever. I hope it defends itself against guys with chainsaws

@carloterwoord @SamuelBeek @marcvermeeren @schematikio Of course brotha! If you long press you feed him a slice of gabagool or pizza (top right of the screen) and if you want to go full Stugatz mode, he can go for a dance at the Bada Bing. That makes him instantly happy.

Claude now has a Hardware Buddy feature to accept permissions :) Pretty sure the first person that built something like this, @marcvermeeren, made his initial prototype with @schematikio - soooo sick

@WalterTheGolden I don't know but blimey captain chaos has got big

So is this like Santa and we have to be good or we won’t get anything from the Easter Bunny? #lessmurraymorewalter #EasterBunny

@srodarbal @LinandDaisy Hi girls it was my 4th birthday recently too! Your presents look great! X

Hellllooo frens, been absent forever but popping in to say all ok here with us and hope the same with everyone. Few pics of Ferns 4th Birthday last week. Thank you so much to Linda and Daisy for their beautiful card @LinandDaisy 🐾🎁🎂🥳🐾

Nothing to see here Move along #kitkatduo #kitkatheist

@jill2412 Fanks fren x

@centristdog Lookin' good kid 🥰❤🐾

Henlo frens! Has you seen my octopus? He makes a good hat! X

@MattWallace888 Er... Share and copy link. It's two clicks x.com/i/status/20395…

If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla

“Hi #dogsoftwitter ! I went back home to my mom & dad today…AND MET MY NEW LITTLE SISTER! This is Hailey! I lub her! And she smells REALLY good!” -Jack ❤️🐾 #BrooksHaven #GoldenRetriever #grc #dogcelebration #NewSister #baby #dogsarefamily

@GoldenGeorgeous Oh pal :( sending you good paw vibes x

@Ok_Solly The wrapper is a nice touch. No evidence, no crime scene. Good work Yossi

Not positive because there’s no visible evidence at this point but I’m pretty sure Yossi counter surfed and ate an entire stick of butter including the wrapper. 😐😑💩

@ZoeSomebody You've no idea of the strain x

@centristdog It's a hard life

My birthday was such hard work... (eating steak) that I've gone straight to sleep in my bed Night night x

@YounyLinda Thanks Auntie Linda x

@centristdog Belated Happy Birthday 🎂🎈🥰🥰🎂

Happy barkday to me! I has got a new duck and octopus! X

@Fergiedoggie1 Thanks fren!

@centristdog Happy barkday