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Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Timber.
Sign Calafiori for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.
Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £40m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).
Sign Rice for £105m. He can’t pass? Here is £60m on Zubimendi. Is he dumb too? Here is £70m to replace him.
Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £70m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £70m on Gyokeres. Didn’t work? Here is another £80m for the next shiny toy.
Sign Madueke for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £80m on Gordon or Leao.
Sign Eze for £70m. Didn’t work? Here is another £70m to replace him.
No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.
The Football Era@FootballEra_
They signed Nico Gonzalez for £65m in 2025 January window just because Rodri got injured, he wasn’t good enough, and they binned him. They signed Reijnders last summer for £70m, used him for a few games, he wasn’t good enough, they binned him instantly. Now they’re about to sign Elliot Anderson for £100m. That’s close to £250m spent on a single position in the space of a year, no other club has that kind of financial luxury. This is what Arsenal are up against, financial cheats with endless pool of blood money. All their trophies are asterisked in my eyes.
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