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@danjan13

Jokes on the web. I RT a lot of funny things. Big hit with moms.

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Dan Polish Last Name@danjan13·
Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
Chappell Roan should never have held that child's head underwater, even if the kid did put on airs
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hb@h3xenbrenner2·
Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out
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slick
slick@dlicj·
my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it
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Steph Noh
Steph Noh@StephNoh·
Every time I see Coach Cal on TV, I think back to this all-timer tweet. (h/t: @TonyREast)
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em@emilyagain·
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Ali
Ali@haramcart·
Hiding replies feels so good I understand how Stalin got carried away
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Robby Kalland
Robby Kalland@RKalland·
Watching a team I've never seen before struggling in the NCAA Tournament: "You gotta run your stuff guys"
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe·
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sigfig
sigfig@sigfig·
people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now
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Adam
Adam@_dams0n·
Taking a break from Trader Joe’s. Cashier asked if I wanted a bag or if I’d be using “nature’s carriers” while doing jazz hands
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Taylor Jenkins
Taylor Jenkins@TJenkinsTampa·
I still think it’s funny that Aaron Judge said, “you’re sacrificing for your country, you’re sacrificing for your brothers in the trenches with you every day,” and the sacrifice was just playing baseball in Miami instead of playing baseball in Tampa or Scottsdale.
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