Geralt

@NoahRyanCo You might genuinely be retarded

This is what a decade of sniffing perfume does to you. "Fragrance" is classified as a trade secret, meaning any bottle of cologne can legally contain 300+ undisclosed chemical ingredients. The FDA requires no pre-market safety testing for cosmetic fragrance ingredients. Phthalates (endocrine disruptors) are used to make scents last longer on skin. Synthetic musks accumulate in fat tissue and interfere with your cells ability to defend against toxins (literally inhibits the pump that removes foreign chemicals out of cells). Benzene derivatives and other VOCs get inhaled everytime you smell cologne. These all compound and chip away at your endocrine system, nervous system, immune system, and detox pathways. If you can smell it, its already inside of you.

The fact you can’t get weed in Indonesia is unfortunate, on one hand it would improve the tourist experience, on the other their barely functioning population would become a society victimised by mopeds, akin to Indians and their trains.

How to cure hangover and don’t give me that that faggot ass anthony bourdain answer

@SamaHoole Not that unusual of a request one would think.

Me: "Two ribeyes, please. Just the steaks." Waiter: "Two ribeyes for the table?" Me: "Two ribeyes for me." Waiter: [does not write this down] Me: "Both medium rare." Waiter: "Are you waiting for someone?" Me: "No." Waiter: "Right." He leaves. He returns with a more senior waiter. Senior Waiter: "Sir, I understand you'd like two ribeyes." Me: "Yes." Senior Waiter: "Together?" Me: "One after the other is fine." Senior Waiter: "And no sides." Me: "Correct." Senior Waiter: [the long pause of a man calculating whether the kitchen will refuse] Senior Waiter: "Of course, sir." They brought out the first ribeye with the energy of a hostage exchange. The second arrived twelve minutes later with no commentary at all. Acceptance, I think. They had moved through denial, bargaining, and arrived at the meat.

@thecathguy Chad wins again

Growing up includes realizing that the popular jocky frat bros are usually popular because they’re cool and fun to hang out with and that nerds are often not diamonds in the rough and are rather unpleasant and off putting in character as well as appearance.

@hoggridaaaa The Last Bastion (it will crumble)

@chadwrath Same for Nolans Odyssey Im beginning to fear

GTA VI will be woke and gay come back to this when it releases.

@RCWHU44 Trying flying through Heathrow Terminal 4

Going to the hospital is the biggest black pill possible, the ratio of them to us is 9-1 in pretty much every department, so depressing.

Has anyone been through Heathrow T4 recently? It’s like Mos Eisley Cantina in there

@TobyTurner Based Tobuscus

Abortion is a disgusting practice that should be banned for White people.

@BitterCRZDLoner More like the 25 year old zoomer talking to the 20 year old zoomer.

A 25 year old zoomer talking to a 23 year old zoomer.

@rvlicked It’s over bro…

@chadwrath Hopefully not, let me smack the foid main character as Jason

@now_thats_oscar It’s a 3.5 at best

it's always funny when i see people give Mad Max: Fury Road four and a half stars on letterboxd. like what else ought there be little fella ?

@BpdLion You are not working class, just poor. Being working class usually requires you to work for one.

I'm white, British and working class. Working class people who vote for Reform are thick as pig shit. It's just like Brexit, they hated the EU but couldn't articulate a single reason why.

@anon_opin Thank goodness, time it finally collapsed in on itself. Only the deserving and hard working will remain, not you lazy fuckers sat on your arse cashing a cheque.

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

@JonKingBadaBing That’s just my game

Saturday

@theoluminati They like the authority, to be old is to be weak. It’s their last hope of clinging on to some form of vitality.

we joke about it a lot, but does anyone actually know WHY politicians love to stay in office and work until they’re 500 years old? why is this almost the only job we see it with? is anyone begging to keep working as a lawyer at 97

Great Yarmouth First, then we Restore Britain.

Accelerationism in action

@MKAYY777 @wydmaze She fat and ugly, tops out at 7 on a good day.

@wydmaze Cmon bruh over Rihanna at least make it believable

OF girl forgets to cover her mouth and LEAKS that she allegedly “GOT WITH” A$AP ROCKY “just the other day” while he has 2 kids with RIHANNA 💀😳