Chainsaw Wade

All I’m saying is that fighting a T-Ball team at Waffle House ain’t a crime. It’s not a real sport and their Dads are the ones commuting a crime allowing the kids to play.

@barstoolsports Probably around 7 inches

UPDATE: Dianna Russini Reportedly SIDELINED While The Athletic & NFL Investigate Just How Deep The Vrabel Rabbit Hole Allegedly Goes s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

I’ll be impressed when you land a capsule on the 50 yard line of Sanford Stadium #ArtemisII

@YourMommazDaddy Negotiate with my 40 year old gramma

@chainsawwade You don’t take IOU’s anymore?

I’m charging $18 for a retweet. CASH ONLY!

I’m going to the Chimp Civil War it’s my ultimate Oklahoma Drill.

@Annewittycomb @Davethe25219352 @FatherRory @Gertrude260733 @samuelhreformuk @BoveFromAbove Basic maff is hard

@Davethe25219352 @FatherRory @Gertrude260733 @samuelhreformuk @BoveFromAbove Can you tell me what year a 78 year old would have been born?

It’s official: I’m proud to be standing in my home of Wordsley as your Reform UK candidate. As a young man, I truly fear for the future of my country. Yes I am young, but it’s OUR future at stake. 🇬🇧 #wordsley #westmidlands #british #reform #politics #election #awareness

@Annewittycomb @FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Gertrude260733 @samuelhreformuk @BoveFromAbove Who said she did?

@FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Gertrude260733 @samuelhreformuk @BoveFromAbove She didn’t fight in either war

@DudespostingWs She was half way there

Jon Bon Jovi saved a woman's life as he was randomly walking on a bridge in Nashville. He literally talked her off the ledge.

@NFL_DovKleiman Get off your knees you pathetic hack

Dawg: Two years ago, Michigan QB JJ McCarthy warmed up for the combine by throwing passes to his running back Blake Corum in the hallway of the building. McCarthy is one of the hardest-working players in the league. Hopefully he gets another chance to prove himself. 🔥🔥🔥

@CollegeFBPortal @oregonfootball @BarstoolDucks This is why Whoregon has zero championships

NEW: Oregon QB coach Koa Ka’ai evaluates recruits with a simple question: “Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?” Any hesitation… and coach doesn’t want him. “If you pause on ice cream,” Ka’ai says, “what are you going to do on 3rd down in front of 110,000 fans?” 😳

@SisterMaryLucy @trickyfeelz @PeterFitzenu @BravesSufferer @MLB Thank you Sister. Monsters like this need to be erased from Twitter.

@trickyfeelz @PeterFitzenu @BravesSufferer @MLB I’m reporting you for harassment and racism

We are shocked and saddened to learn of the passing of Terrance Gore. A member of the back-to-back AL champion and 2015 World Series champion Kansas City Royals, Gore played eight Major League seasons in all from 2014-2022. He also appeared for the Cubs, Dodgers, Braves, and Mets. The speedy outfielder and pinch-running specialist stole 43 bases in his regular season career while only being caught nine times. He was 5-for-6 in Postseason stolen base attempts and stole 324 bases in 11 Minor League seasons. Gore was 34 years old.

A Cinderella story

@gchyyld1010 @espn So shocking a true Cinderella

@chainsawwade @espn Not even favored to win the title at start of the tournament 🤷‍♂️

JOB FINISHED 😤 (📸: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

@Romney_Wrdswrth @RussCote @3YearLetterman @ComicDaveSmith I don’t clean. I wreck.

@RussCote @3YearLetterman @ComicDaveSmith @chainsawwade's gonna be cleaning up.

I can’t believe how hard Tucker just went at Trump and he is legitimately a modern American hero for doing it.

@Wandregisel98 @3YearLetterman @EvaVlaar Americans ain’t Hungary we are the best fed country on earth!

@3YearLetterman @EvaVlaar Have you actually been to Hungary?

Budapest is the only major city in Europe that keeps getting better. Every year it’s more vibrant, cleaner, and more beautiful. Every other European city just gets worse. Especially Paris, London, and Berlin are just terrible. Shows you the difference good leadership makes.

@netblocks @guypbenson The British couldn’t block American internet in 1776.

⚠️ Update: #Iran's internet blackout is now the longest nation-scale internet shutdown on record in any country, exceeding all other comparable incidents in severity having entered its 37th consecutive day after 864 hours.

This is bullshit. No coach??

I got all the eggs at the Lutheran Church. The other kids found em and put em in my basket. #respect

@jasonlonglaughs I already have two

@chainsawwade You’re a damn hero and deserve the Medal of Honor!

I rescued the second F15 pilot. Yer welcome America. #Freedom