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@MikeDrucker The existence of Pizzaballa implies the existence of Pizzashotcalla

I hate to be the one to get into semantics, but he won’t have that name if he’s Pope. You guys forget he’ll have to take a new hallowed name like Pope Calzonepuck XIV

F**kin’ Problems reunion but Rihanna does Drake’s part.

Kids across America reading shampoo bottles tonight.

The aliens are not invading. They are leaving.

He hasn’t looked at her once.

Raygun's teacher youtube.com/watch?v=IS2KQ4…

There's a lot to like about Tim Walz but I think this is my favorite: “In 1999, Walz agreed to be the faculty advisor of the first gay-straight alliance at Mankato West High School.” SOLD.

What the hell @AP? This article is so unnecessarily nasty towards Sha’Carri. This is not journalism and the author should be ashamed.

Incarcerated men are fighting against working in extreme heat at America’s largest maximum-security prison, and a federal judge sided with their fight apnews.com/article/prison…

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

this is drake’s red wedding

A minorrrrr is this summer's mute challenge

I feel like we are fully in World War III but no one is telling us like we are children whose parents are about to get divorced

Strega Nona origin story movie starring Sabrina Impacciatore when

Australian people seeing the northern lights:

Inmates do billions of dollars of work for companies and governments each year. A landmark trafficking lawsuit alleges many are being kept in prison because the business is just too good. The suit says it seeks “to abolish a modern day form of slavery” bloomberg.com/news/features/…

@bbornaa Do it

I’d like to buy cigarettes