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@Okado_Nyamgero @RichkiddWizzy Mtatoa hata nyinyi mmoja soon, tuone kama mtaugrade from omena na slams.

@RichkiddWizzy I thought they've produced 3 presidents😎😎

A video showing Kikuyu women selling punani around Majengo area has sparked debate online

@kaptainklapback @briamsey @ngughii She said 90% not 10%

@briamsey @ngughii Have you seen her? Beauty is a foreign concept to her.

Jameni

@barrack_gumba @Japhetihura @Bokono_m 😅

@Japhetihura @Bokono_m Chatu hukua nini btw?😂😂😂😂😂

Mathee ashai kosana na mzae akaenda. Almost 2 weeks hatukuwahi Oga... Alirudu akapata tunakunywa Sodas na Chipo daily ni ka tulimsahau😂😂😂

@IncoKenzie @jamesangima @Joshtety Nyeri for example has no space for expansion. Most active people don't leave there they just visit but they have built bungalows in their villages

@IncoKenzie @jamesangima @Joshtety So the town cannot expand nor can it grow. The ambitious people build other centres around it. So the main town remain the same but some smaller towns grow around it.

Nairobi Cannot survive without Kiambu. Nairobi Cannot Survive without Murang'a Nairobi Cannot survive without Nyeri Nairobi Cannot survive without Kirinyaga Yet, all these counties are building an economic ecosystem to survive without Nairobi. Deny Kikuyus control of Nairobi.

@Am_Elias254 @polo_kimanii Maisha yako iko wapi ikilinganishwa na yake?

@polo_kimanii But kimani a whole paragraph try to defence yourself😂😂😂 unafanye nikumbuke tukiwa highschool hatukua tunaoga inaonekana wewe uliendelea uchafu hadi hapa njee😂😂😂

My brother Kevin,Unajua some of us work,Extremely hard. Mwanaume kama mimi kuambiwa nanuka jasho is not an insult,can never be. But you wouldn’t understand,when kairo employed you trying to rescue you from your underfunded alcoholism,2 hours later you were asleep under a car. Jasho utatoa wapi? You are a loser with a chronic illness I will not disclose. Claiming to have rich parents but the truth is your parents know very well you cannot survive without them,you are as feeble as a deflated penis. Umetoka rehab juzi day 2 umerudi kwa chingli. So how can you lecture a grown man like me whom families depend on, about sweating,you have never sweated. You only sweat when you’re fainting after imbibing chang’aa. Mimi ni mwanaume bana,my name is Kimani,not Cinderrela. You have no range to lecture me on hygiene,my sweat comes out as a previledge that I have done my part of the day,yours comes out as a punishment from your worn out cells

@AbelT36151 @Siimiike_ Kwani wewe ni mwathiriwa?

@Siimiike_ Mambo ya ngono kila wakati kwani hakuna kitu ingine iko kwa kichwa zenu, ndio maana nchi haisongi mbele

Kuna madem huolewa campus yaani mtu anadinywa kila siku alafu after campus tena anaenda kuolewa kwa bwana mwingine 😂😂

@baroswahjr Ambia huyo mwangi aamje, uongozi hufanywa na mtu binafsi. No tribe is noble in this country.

Samuel Mwangi post A post for Mt Kenya people. I wish I could write this in Kikuyu, but it would probably take me 12 hours. One thing is becoming increasingly clear: Mt Kenya will most likely not have a presidential candidate on the ballot, and even if we try, the chances of going all the way are very slim. Another uncomfortable truth is this: just like Ruto eventually moved on from us, there is a high possibility that whoever comes next may also do the same. Let’s not lie to ourselves , yes, we are being used again politically. So what are our realistic chances? First, we need a very strong Mt Kenya political party and strong representation in Parliament. That is what gives us a fighting chance politically , whether Ruto wins again or whether the united opposition candidate wins and later decides he no longer needs us after getting power. Second, we must elect governors very carefully. The next national government will likely be the poorest government since independence. Financially, there is almost no flexibility left. At best, they either continue borrowing and sink the country deeper into debt, or they choose austerity and get labelled lazy because development slows down as they focus on repaying national debt. Why are counties important? Because counties may become the only functional units of government. Unlike the national government, most counties are not drowning in debt apart from pending bills. If we elect capable governors , people like Kimani Wa Matangi or Irungu Kangata or leaders with a similar work ethic and focus , many regions may not even feel the vacuum if the national government abandons them. We also need to start growing one national leader who can sell across the entire country, the same way we once did with Uhuru and Kibaki . Those leaders did not become national figures overnight. They were nurtured and supported through both good and difficult political seasons. That next leader must be young, visionary, disciplined, and nationally marketable , someone like Ndindi Nyoro . The focus should not just be on Mt Kenya politics, but on building acceptance outside the region as well. As sure as the sun rises tomorrow, by 2032 this country may be tired of trial-and-error politics and begin looking for something stable and familiar again. Leadership is one thing Mt Kenya has consistently produced strongly, but sometimes people only realise value after they have lost it. Right now many cannot see it clearly yet , though some are slowly starting to smell the coffee.

@boywghetto @Joshtety That is not going to change anything. You will continue complaining about the city leadership until somebody who has long-term goal comes.

@Joshtety That's why I can't vote for a Kikuyu in this city,and that's why you will never produce a governor, lastly that's why we will vote for Ruto aendelee kuliko Kikuyu kukaribia uongozi

@YosefuFahali @Joshtety Another dumber, Nairobi was already a market before the white men arrived. It was a market place for Kikuyu and maasai, that is why it was easy to be adopted as town.

@Joshtety Nairobi grew as a central trading point between the British Indian railway from Mombasa to Uganda through Kisumu. Nairobi is a result of Mombasa to Kisumu, Kikuyu region happenned to be the earlier nearby labor source.

@jamesangima @Joshtety Take time to understand the environment of those places before you comment. Your is just an observation

@Joshtety Those Kikuyus are dead afraid to invest in Kiambu, Murang'a, Nyeri, Kirinyaga etc. Its just until a few years ago that you could find a major supermarket in Nyeri town. That should tell you something.

@John63681549 😃😃😆

@MtuLeopard @georgediano Hata sio mambo na mipaka, wengine huvuka tu wanaenda mahali wanakuwa-appreciated

@georgediano Jameni, wote ni wakenya. Our border with Uganda need to be reviewed. Museveni alichukuwa watu wetu.

@king_ndommmm @OchiengOdongoKE Orengo is a man of principles

@OchiengOdongoKE This would later lead to an end of nyayo era, Orengo always on the wrong side of history

This was a sharp face to face clash between Orengo and Raila, over Raila's decision to work with Moi. It was during the burial of William Omoga in Orengo's Ugenya Constituency. When Orengo rose to speak, he urged Luo people not to follow Raila to the KANU government, saying that President Moi was out to use Luo leaders like Raila and later dump them. Orengo who looked angry said Luos were better off being firmly in the opposition, pointing out that it was in record that the government had always misused Luo elites like Robert Ouko and Hezekiah Oyugi who later perished without Luo people benefiting from their closeness with the government. "The government cannot do anything good for the Luos and Kenyans if those mentioned in the looting of public funds and assets were still in leadership," Orengo said amid heckling from a section of mourners who were shouting at him to sit down. At that point, the then Kisumu KANU branch Chairman the late Edwin Ogondo Osir sprinted to the platform and snatched the microphone from Orengo. "You cannot continue insulting the president in front of us like this," Osir told Orengo. When Raila took to the platform amid shouts of "Tinga Tinga" , he said he could not support sentiments from the likes of Orengo who were out to cause chaos in the country. He emphasized that the cooperation between him and Moi was above petty politics of the likes of Orengo. Raila went on to wonder what Orengo had achieved for the Luos with his militancy against the system saying the same tactics had failed even when the IPPG was formed against the wishes of NDP. At one point Raila got into trouble when he said that he was working with Moi to ensure development in Luoland. Orengo's supporters shouted at him, "Molasses, Molasses. " Orengo and Raila, hurriedly left before the burial as their supporters shouted at each other. Levin Opiyo

@BarasaImmanuel @Ibrahkiprotich Utaenda kuvote ukute ulishavote kitambo. Ama machine ijam

@Ibrahkiprotich It's next to impossible to rig in Kenya

This is my 2027 elections outcomes predictions; Ruto will not win, another person will bag almost all votes, However, elections will be rigged, there will be some chaos then a run off It will take sometimes before the winner is announced, They will try again to rig, then that's when the real 'trouble' will now begin I weep for my country Kenya

@dallabillya @Ibrahkiprotich This is a guy who can finance people to cause chaos even in places you don't expect.

@Ibrahkiprotich Hakuna issue utakua brother. Only in rift valley. Places zingine hakutakua na vita juu they don't want ruto

@JaredOlenge1 @_DCPTV How many people repeated what Kuria said? Kuna kuropoka ya walevi na kuna agenda. Agenda iko na plan, implementation steps and team. Don't compare apple with oranges.

@_DCPTV When the likes of Moses kurua were profiling luos during uhuru's time all Kikuyus were happy and proud of kuria....there was a time luos were watu wa mashaitani

WAMUNYORO DESK is picking this evening, at one of the hotels along Kiambu Road, an emissary of 5 MPs, led by an MP from Kiambu and accompanied by two State officials, reportedly met Kiambaa MP to deliver what insiders describe as a warning. The meeting, which lasted less than 15 minutes, allegedly ended abruptly after the Kiambaa MP furiously walked out. What had begun as a light Friday evening conversation reportedly quickly turned tense. According to sources, one of the leaders had called Kawanjiku earlier in the evening to inquire about his whereabouts. Thinking it was one of their usual Friday meetups, he reportedly agreed to join them. Drinks were served, laughter filled the table, and the atmosphere appeared normal, until he was informed that two State operatives and senatorial aspirant Kogi would also be joining them, though Kogi was said to have been delayed by Friday traffic. After Kogi’s delay, the two operatives allegedly arrived and the tone of the conversation immediately changed. The MPs reportedly informed Kawanjiku that his recent social media statement countering Hassan Omar’s remarks on Kikuyus had not gone down well with the highest office in the land. He was allegedly told that it was not his place to counter statements made in the presence of the president if the president himself had no issue with them. Sources further claim he was warned of immediate consequences, including allegedly refunding KSh 10million he had reportedly received from 'the house on the hill the previious week. Throughout most of the exchange, Kawanjiku reportedly remained quiet. However, the situation is said to have escalated when he was allegedly asked to delete the posts from his social media accounts in their presence. At that point, he reportedly banged the table and responded angrily.. "Heri nikufe nikitetea watu wetu, lakini hizi vitisho zenu msiniletee. Kwani huyo Hassan Omar ni nani?' The shouting reportedly attracted the attention of people inside the hotel as Kawanjiku stormed out. At the entrance, he allegedly crossed paths with Kogi, who reportedly hesitated to enter after noticing the tension. Before he could decide whether to enter or leave, the other MPs and the operatives were already walking out as the commotion had drawn attention across the hotel. The '41 vrs 1' strategy appears increasingly calculated. Notably, no Mt Kenya MP, CS, or close ally of Kasongo except Kawanjiku & Kogi has publicly condemned Hassan Omar’s ethnic remarks. #WamunyoroDesk

@WambuiBMW @Ohta_Ryota Life does not begin after birth

@Ohta_Ryota And while we find that space, let's invest in a smart calculator, otherwise life might not math well. 74-24=49+1

Kiraitu Murungi is 74, his daughter, (RIP), who was buried today was 24. So she was born when he was 49. Move at your own pace.

@Onchana01 @ivymuthe You forgot shitty citizens.

@ivymuthe A shitty president. A shitty executive. A shitty legislature. A shitty judiciary. A shitty KEBS. Shitty market products

So this how the yoghurt we take with pride is prepared