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@WilliamShatner @RealScottRitter At 95 there are 3 things. 1. Never pass a toilet. 2. Never waste a hard on and 3. Never trust a fart. No pun intended on point 3.

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@benonwine Woke causes

Comic Relief just hit its lowest ever viewing figures. 2 million in 2026… down from over 10 million a decade ago. 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m WHY the sudden Collapse?

@MotchmanJ @WasSamLowryEsq Doh!

@WasSamLowryEsq At least my solar PV hasn't started any wars yet, unlike oil and gas.

What a day 36kwh of lovely clean 🌞 renewables House batteries full water is hot 210l at 45c Nissan leaf battery at 80% Tesla is at 60% None of my energy is stuck in the middle east being bombed. More renewables 🌞 and less fossil 💩

@NJ_Timothy Boils my piss.

Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. The adhan - which declares there is no god but allah and Muhammad is his messenger - is, when called in a public place, a declaration of domination. Perform these rituals in mosques if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. And given their explicit repudiation of Christianity they certainly do not belong in our churches and cathedrals. I am not suggesting everybody at Trafalgar Square last night is an Islamist. But the domination of public places is straight from the Islamist playbook. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.

@itiddly Which medical company is Smith on the payroll?

#PoliticsLive Now Young is Back shes doing her best to hang the menigitis problem around Labours neck. Smith telling there's an increasing non-take-up of vaccinations nationwide Misinformation & fear are playing a part. Should a catch-up vaccination take place ? Of course!

@BitcoinBoomer12 @GazTheJourno Are the Kennedy's gun shy

@GazTheJourno WMP Corrupt? Is the Pope a Catholic? Do bears picnic in the woods?

A Conservative peer has branded West Midlands Police "corrupt" after going undercover to find out how the force increased its income from HS2 deliveries 70x over just five years. Earl Attlee posed as "John the driving assessor" in the cab of lorries carrying abnormal loads.

@samrac92 231

Which car should go first ??

@somasucker221 @Marvel And the Oscar goes to... the narrative.

@Marvel That acting is straight outta tv drama sitcom. This guy won best oscar??

Michael B. Jordan 🌟

@kowalski49870 @Suffragent_ Lets not forget Brown with regards to Gold in this period. Somebody needs to dig deeper into that too.

As if we needed proof that Cherie Blair was an evil old trout, here it is. The problem was the friendship!!! No Cherie the problem was the abuse of under age girls, it was passing of British intelligence, it was insider trading, it was the passing of time-sensitive financial information which made him and his “Friend” billions.

WOW‼️"I feels sad for Mandelson because his life has fallen apart since his friendship with Epstein was revealed," says Cherie Blair. "We need to remember that he's a human being with feelings." Absolutely astonishing.

@mike1101952 @Suffragent_ @mhughes192_mark Its hard to imagine that people support a Govt that does this.

@Suffragent_ @mhughes192_mark Bet she feels sorry for the Ayatollah too

@CNviolations No

Pick an animal. Did he guess?

@Matt_Pinner Katie

Save one 👇

@gamzozomag @EnglandRugby He is a dick. Needs to grow up.

@EnglandRugby Where do you get players like Pollock, he lost it. Turn over. Playing against 14men. Keep the ball lads.

77' | WE GO AHEAD Sustained attack in the French 22 ends with Tommy Freeman running it in under the posts. Conversion is good. FRA 45-46 ENG #FRAvENG | #GuinnessM6N

Warning. Extremely disturbing content. We want to show the British people the truth about halal slaughter. Watch the video for yourself. There is now a political party that would ban both halal and kosher slaughter - Restore Britain. Original footage: youtube.com/watch?v=CKfJ7B…

@Artemisfornow Check his bank account.

Be very aware … the Covid passport was also voluntary. It meant you made the decision whether you could enter a pub or not. Without it … oh well, the refuseniks made their own choice. Never forget 💣

@Mr_Husky1 It was the day many of us realised that not all sheep are woolly.

6 years ago today, we were told to take our laptops home for no reason. Friday March 13th, at 11:30am, we received an email telling us why.

@Jawgenius @holland_tom A person, child or adult should be allowed to draw anything they like and the worst thing that can happen is that they are ignored by those that take offence.

@holland_tom Forcing a child to draw something they are not allowed by faith to draw would be wrong. Forcing a child *not* to draw something that they *are* allowed by faith to draw is also wrong. How is that not obvious?

“Respect for religious traditions should not undermine the requirement for all pupils to have a broad & balanced curriculum.” “[Students should not] reproduce images of Jesus, Prophet Mohammed or other figures considered to be prophets in Islam.” 🤔 new.calderdale.gov.uk/sites/default/…

@wideawake_media That filled his bank account.

In 2020, Bernie Sanders claimed humanity only had until 2026 to reverse the "existential threat" of climate change. "The scientists are telling us that if we don't act incredibly boldly within the next six, seven years, there will be irreparable damage done... to the entire world." "This is an existential threat.... We're fighting for the future of this planet."

@TheBTCTherapist Not good for the environment

Why hasn’t someone done this already?

@DawnButlerBrent Starmer is what is destroying democracy

Millions watching an AI video of Jeremy Clarkson beating up Keir Starmer. It might seem like a 'joke' but normalising violence in politics damages our democracy. I'm calling for an urgent Digital Human Rights Bill to protect people’s identity and likeness online.