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@chaosagent22

2022 @auwcl alum, former CFP turned former fed govt attorney, now state govt attorney, chaos agent, poker degen.

Washington DC Metro Katılım Eylül 2011
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Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
I PASSED THE DC BAR EXAM
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Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
@Mignonne21 @EWess92 I prosecute them now and really only push the high end of the recommended range when it's egregious. This is theft of someone's life. There is no way to calculate the true loss. a decade isn't enough.
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4everLSU 💜💛@Mignonne21·
@EWess92 I prosecuted some evil people in my career, but this guy may take the cake as far as small-scale, white collar crime goes
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Eric W.@EWess92·
A man stole William Woods's identity, then accused Woods of stealing his, had Woods prosecuted, jailed, and drugged in a mental ward. A dogged detective solved it. Is an above-guidelines sentence justified? Yes, explains Judge Gruender. Might be the craziest fact section yet!
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Adam Whitcroft@AdamWhitcroft·
I'm sick of my Apple Watch. People into mechanical watches, what's a good intro watch? Looking for something good quality and timeless. Help.
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Big Slick Energy
Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
@croptopsllc same question to the person in the apartment down our hall. that dog barks all day long.
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croptopsandcourtrooms@croptopsllc·
Why do people in the suburbs just let their dogs bark all damn day? Even our dog looks upset about it.
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Jani Gem 🌶@Jani__Gee·
I need a divorce lawyer licensed in PA, specifically Philadelphia and I need someone who is available to take a meeting this week. If you are PA divorce lawyer or have one you recommend, please dm me ASAP!
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Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
@PokerGO the "lap dance" of starting hands: looks pretty but won't touch anything, so it's just expensive and unsatisfying.
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PokerGO@PokerGO·
What’s your first thought when you look down and peel this beauty? 🤩
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Arielle
Arielle@ariellecollette·
what is the etiquette behind taking home centerpieces at the end of an event (funeral, wedding, law event etc) you’re supposed to ask your host or someone close to the host right
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Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
@dadscrushpoker Sun run for sure. there was little skill happening that day. Just being on the right side of variance for cooler after cooler
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Dads Crush Poker@dadscrushpoker·
Heading into the weekend… let’s flex 💰 What’s your biggest poker score? No excuses—confidence matters. Remember what you’ve done… and go do it again. Flex on me 👇 #GGpoker #MTT #Poker #wsop #pokerwins
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Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
@barstoollaw @GsuGrinding thank you. My sentence is poorly worded. I was trying to convey that even when considering that experience, I wouldn't say I'm a "trial attorney." Certainly on my way, though.
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Brian McCoy
Brian McCoy@barstoollaw·
@chaosagent22 @GsuGrinding This is how you become a trial attorney brother. Lot of these are probably pretty low stakes to be doing that many but you're honing the skill set for the big ones. Welcome to the club.
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GSU@GsuGrinding·
don’t care about the term “litigator” but I’ll be honest enough t0 tell you that when PI settlement mills refer to themselves as “trial lawyers” it pisses me off.
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Big Slick Energy@chaosagent22·
@GsuGrinding I've done almost 40 bench trials and 9 jury trials in my first 13 months. I do not consider myself a trial attorney lol
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GSU@GsuGrinding·
I’m not calling for a bar rule or anything, but I’m saying if you’ve tried less than 10 cases to verdict and call yourself a trial lawyer you should be embarrassed with yourself.
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Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq·
Someone tell me what Swalwell did in like 1-2 sentences
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Jared Cook
Jared Cook@jkimballcook·
@DietCoke_Esq mostly generic harassment, and it looks like an affair with a staffer that was apparently in part questionably consensual
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A. Mando
A. Mando@AMandoSch·
We left an hour ago and due to the 30 minute popper snafu we did not get ahead of an accident in Carlsbad that has now added an hour to our Orange County escapade. All in all it's a 3 hour ride to The Wolf's Den, ie the Belly of the Beast aka the third level of hell. They better have the beer well stocked and ice cold bc I'm gonna blow this shack down in some water shoes and jorts if this keeps up.
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They forgot my 9 nine piece jalapeño popper order and usually I'd just eat it but today the universe is poking me so hard so I drove back 15 minutes in traffic to get the poppers but upon opening the box it was a 6 piece order and that's when I gave up and bought some beef jerky instead from a gas station clerk who said I look like John Delony.

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