Charmin

@UghFuckingWhy Thanks for posting your pic. We're beary sad to see this, as Charmin rolls go through many quality and safety tests to ensure you can 'enjoy the go' with both ease and comfort. Butt, it looks like this one might not be up to our high standards. Please roll us a DM so we can help.

@Charmin plz save me this TP is tearing me ass up

@Lorii_rosee Helping you enjoy the go is always our goal, Lori. If you'd like us to roll out differently, please feel free to DM us, and share more about your experience, as well as what you'd like changed. We're more than happy to help!

@Charmin can you bring back the old wipes now …….. I’ve had enough

@batkkyu Looks like our little cub, Dylan, was up to his tricks once again. 🤦We have multiple quality controls in place to ensure you receive our beary best, and we're so sorry to hear you received a pack in this condition w/o perforations. Pls roll us a quick DM, so we can help further.

@Charmin hey bestie my roll of tp doesn’t have any cuts on it and im kinda going crazy

@samo102us We always want to roll out and dispense with ease, to help everyone enjoy the go. If you're not experiencing this ease or have concerns, please send us a quick DM, we're all ears, and more than happy to help.

So @Charmin is saving $0.00001 per roll by not sharpening the perforation blades?

@JUNGSEIPEI We always want to have the strength you need when you need us. Please feel free to send us a DM with the type of rolls you have if you found this wasn't they case. We'll be eager to learn more and see how we can help you enjoy-the-go again!

Single ply TP u need at least 10x more paper than ANY double ply what a fucking SCAM @Charmin

@teslaloosa We do look forward to helping you further through DM, and have responded back to your message. Please check your inbox when you have a moment.

@TraderNatty @Charmin Nothing yet. I demand one of the bears call me personally.

Hey, @Charmin, I found a huge wood splinter in a roll of Ultra Strong today! It was near the beginning of the roll, and stuck me in the finger. Fortunately it didn't stick anything else more sensitive. 😬 But still. Yikes!

@teslaloosa The health & safety of all those that use our products is very important to us, & we're so sorry to hear you had this experience. To ensure our best reaches you, we have multiple quality controls in place. We want to see how we can help, & get to the bottom of this. Pls DM us

@stopasec All we want left behind is a Charmin clean feeling, 🧻✨and we're beary sorry to hear that wasn't achieved. We have strict quality controls in place to ensure our best reaches you, & we'd love to see how we can help further to help you enjoy the go. Could you kindly roll us a DM?

This is random, but #Charmin @Charmin toilet paper is marketing it as the only toilet paper that doesn't leave bits on your butt. The truth is, it's the only one that DOES leave residue on your ass. It's true. My mom buys that crap. it sucks, and it's expensive.

@CrustyOlBoy We're sorry to learn our website isn't working. Please try this site: spr.ly/6015BBP127. If you have more troubles, please roll us a DM

@Charmin not working ❌❌❌

@yo_riley_lo We want to roll out smoothly & dispense with ease, Riley, & we're beary sorry to hear that hasn't been the case. Sending out quality is important to us & we have multiple strict quality controls in place to ensure our best reaches you. We'd like to help further! Could you DM us?

@Charmin your perforation is minimal lately, where is the quality control and structural integrity ?! .. tearin like cottonelle yo

@matt_hester You can find our regular rolls within our online shop, Matt. Roll on over to: spr.ly/6015B6hVch and if you have any questions, feel free to DM us.

@Charmin where is the regular roll??? I’ve searched online and store?

@BitesByGrok Quality concerns like this truly matter to us, and we of course only want for our best, and fully perforated rolls to reach you. We'd love to help further. Could you kindly DM us?

I don't have a UPC because we buy in bulk and keeping the packaging makes no sense. If you have eyes these rolls are not perforated in any sense. I don't want any special compensation, I just want my toilet paper to rip at appropriate intervals. I love your tp but I just wanted you guys to check your machines. I'm fully understanding on all potential avenues. I'm not upset and people shouldn't consider this normal or base their purchasing on what I say. I'd rather the perforation not be great than touch my booty hole so I can say that you have not lost a customer

@Charmin you need to check the perforation machine because I've been getting a lot of unperforated sheets on multiple rolls out of my current package.

@lachimolalaaaaa 🐻💙

throwback thursday i love you @Charmin

@tphonl We totally understand your frustration. You wouldn't have to send us any photos of your Charmin again, but we'd be happy to look into why this card never arrived. So we can assist you, we ask that you please DM us.

@Charmin I already sent you DM’s with photos the last time. Why would I think it would make any difference to send them to you again?

Someone at the @charmin factory apparently said “we can skip QC today”

@tphonl We're sorry to hear this, Tim. This certainly isn't the experience we expect, so we'd like to learn more. So we can assist you with this, we ask that you please send us a DM.

@Charmin Apparently the lack of QC on the production line extends to the social media team…. I realized over the weekend that the promised gift card for the janky roll never arrived

@wbslobin 🐻 🧻 👍

@conquertheno @braves2430 @Charmin @Stoli

Name something you shouldn't run out of?

@LyddleNybble We're sorry this has been your experience with our Ultra Soft, as we have many quality checks in place to ensure that you can enjoy the go with our TP. Your feedback will be passed along, & we'd be happy to learn more & see how we can best assist. Please DM us when you can.

@Charmin why is your “ultra soft” no longer soft, quilted or absorbent? Why does it seem almost hydrophobic? Charmin used to be the flagship brand for toilet paper. Even the product you sell at Costco is inferior to what we used to get only a few months ago. It hasn’t been that great since before CVD, but now it’s even worse. What’s the deal?

Call us when #2 comes out.

@JohhnyQ42 If you're looking to roll out regular, Johnny, we have this size available online at: spr.ly/6015B6bZSz If you have any questions feel free to DM us.

@Charmin hey charmin, where can I find your regular rolls of TP? I see the ones that compare to your regular rolls. Where 6=24. As I do prefer charmin, and for the weeks where I am not spending as much on household needs, I am looking to see where to purchase your regular roll

@CaptainSk1ppy Glad to hear you enjoy the go with Charmin Ultra Soft in the blue pack. 🐻 💙 We'd just like to provide you with piece of mind that we stand behind our products, and we offer guarantees too to help you keep rolling with us. spr.ly/6015B6wRJd

@Charmin I know right!? Got told we gotta use Angel Soft.😒 Again, I blame the public. Y'all's Blue one is the best. 😂 Probably just invest in a bidet at this point.

I don’t fully believe that @Charmin is the main brand that “clogs” or “backs-up” your sewage at your house. I believe people just don’t know how to wipe properly. I’d be willing to bet they get like 6-7 squares , or just yank like a 1 year old and go “yeah that’s enough”, and ball it up and expect it to work.