Tim Honl

@Charmin I already sent you DM’s with photos the last time. Why would I think it would make any difference to send them to you again?

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Someone at the @charmin factory apparently said “we can skip QC today”

@Charmin Apparently the lack of QC on the production line extends to the social media team…. I realized over the weekend that the promised gift card for the janky roll never arrived

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@GovTimWalz You were fine limiting the 2021 home opener attendance to 10,000, and suddenly in 2025 and 2026 you are their self appointed biggest cheerleader? What could have happened in the interim that would make you want to seem more relatable? I just cant put my finger on it /s

I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.

Thank you to the North Dakota Republican Party for having me at their state convention in Minot last night. 1hr and 5min keynote speech, no notes, no script, no prep, just the facts. I went because the NDGOP has wrestled their party from the establishment and I count them as fellow patriots in a battle for the soul of the heartland. We will save this country, if we're willing to fight for it. If we're willing to tell the truth about some things that are uncomfortable, but as real as the resurrection of Christ. It's gut check time in America. We can keep up the lies or we can knock down the walls and save the foundations of our great country. Full speech will air Monday 9pm CT across all platforms. I hope you take the 10mins to watch this full clip or catch the entire speech. No more soundbites! All passions must be rightly ordered, even fear. We must not fear the Muslims, we have to be aware, even hyper-vigilant, but that points us back to one place... Here at home is where our priorities should be. Here at home we have a crisis of culture. You can't ask Americans to fight for ideas they no longer believe in. Sad but true, we're willing to fight for fake identities before freedom and faith. That's a problem. I don't care about Israel, Saudi Arabia, Europe, Asia, The Straight of Hormuz, Africa or anywhere else. The global has too much effect on the local and that's the problem. I care about Minnesota, The Midwest and America! Drop that American flag if you're sick of all the BS and done paying for this puppet theater! American citizens come 1st. I say what many won't, Imagine if I was Senate majority leader... 🇺🇸 Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026 America 1st, Just Right™️

Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.

Hello Representative Levin, I'd like to introduce you to an organization called the National Democratic Institute for International Affairs. NDI is one of the four core institutes of the National Endowment for Democracy, established by Congress in 1983. It is the Democratic Party's official international arm. Its board members include Stacey Abrams, Donna Brazile, and Michael McFaul. Its previous chair was Madeleine Albright, who served until her death in 2022. Also on the board: Eric Kessler, founder of Arabella Advisors, the largest dark money network in Democratic politics. NDI reported $181.5 million in revenue in fiscal year 2023, nearly all in government grants. NDI's mission, for four decades, has been to tell countries around the world how to run democratic elections. And what NDI consistently tells them, across dozens of countries, is that voter identification is a fundamental pillar of election integrity, and that proving citizenship is a basic prerequisite for participation. Here is what NDI has demanded of other countries: NDI's foundational guide, Building Confidence in the Voter Registration Process (2001), describes voter ID systems as standard democratic infrastructure. It states that voter registries should contain "voters' photographs and even their fingerprints" and that registered voters should be issued "a voter or other ID card that serves as proof of their right to vote." NDI explains that "issuing ID cards, either national or voting, requires a second point of contact between election officials and voters, which introduces an additional safeguard into the system." (pp. 10–11, 15) NDI's 2015 study of voter registration across the Middle East and North Africa goes further, laying out that voters must "prove their identity, essentially demonstrating that they are who they say they are" and must "affirm their citizenship and age." (p. 11) That same 2001 guide identifies married name changes as a routine voter roll maintenance challenge: "Election officials must update information about people who have moved or who have married and changed their surname." NDI also notes that voter lists "may omit information about changes of address or name for those eligible people who have recently moved or married." NDI's recommendation is not to eliminate voter ID. It is to maintain clean, continuously updated voter rolls that accommodate name changes within the system. In its 2009 Bangladesh report, NDI praised the country's new photo-voter list and national ID card system, noting that the ID cards gave "a sense of empowerment and belonging to the disadvantaged and marginalized people of the country, particularly women." Read that again. NDI itself called voter identification empowering for WOMEN! In every case, NDI's position was identical: marriage-related name changes are a solvable administrative problem. The solution is better record-keeping and updated systems. Not fewer safeguards. Not the elimination of voter ID. Your party's own international arm has already solved the problem you bring up. The answer is: maintain the rolls. Update the records. Issue the IDs. Accommodate name changes within the system, don't use them as a reason to have no system at all. The exact opposite of what you push here - refusing to clean voter rolls. By NDI’s own standards, by the standards of your own international soft power branch, YOUR position is the anti-feminist position. The SAVE America Act asks Americans to do less than what NDI demands of Nicaragua, less than what NDI praises in Morocco, and far less than the biometric fingerprint-and-facial-recognition system NDI supervised in Nigeria. Eighty-four percent of Americans support photo ID to vote. Two-thirds of Democrats support it. Jimmy Carter's own 2005 bipartisan commission recommended it. You voted no. Your party's international arm, funded with taxpayer money, chaired by your party's former Senate leader (Tom Daschle), staffed by your party's most prominent voting-rights advocate, says yes. For everyone else. NDI's guides are publicly available on their website. You might consider reading them before you spout mindless drivel to protect your own grift.

Is this too real? In politics you're supposed to say what people want to hear. I say what I think people need to hear. The problem in Washington D.C. is there are too many faggots, traitors and sellouts. I don't mean faggot in a sexual way. I mean weak, milquetoast, arrogant, know it all, do nothings. Minnesota is a prime example, we gawk over candidates we know won't change a thing. Does this make me unelectable? Ask yourself why we think profanity or forbidden words make you unelectable, but being subsidized by or recruited by the crooks doesn't make you unelectable? How weird is that? Drop an American flag if you're sick of all these "electable" people stabbing America in the back. You can almost take it to the bank, they go to DC and bend the knee 9 out 10 times. Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026 America 1st, Just Right™️

My Twitter shit talking has reached Rogan

@DesireeAmerica4 Now you know what a woman is?

AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF BOYS HAS LOST THE PLOT ​If your first instinct as a young man is to go full MMA on a female classmate instead of de-escalating or walking away, you failed the most basic test of masculinity. The bar is in hell. The most embarrassing part isn't even him. It’s the room full of other "boys" sitting silently at their desks instead of standing up and putting this nerd back in his chair. ​Has Gen Z completely forgotten how to act like men.

@DonutOperator @emkenobi Nice ratio - I love the smell of napalm in the afternoon

@emkenobi A prostitute’s opinion is worthless

shit being replaced with shit

@grey4626 @BenStiller Same guy that dined with Zelensky says war isnt a movie. What a clown

@BenStiller Ben... take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

I had(RIP) a coworker that was a huge movie buff that would go to later shows by himself on the weekends after his wife and kids went to bed. He came in on Monday morning to tell us how great Braveheart was, but that an elderly couple came in just after the opening credits rolled and sat in the row in front of him. After the second set of corpses rolls by, the old guy turns around and asks my buddy, “Is this ’Babe?’” Still makes me laugh, 30 years later.

Fantastic Film Facts: Babe

@SenAdamSchiff @MeidasTouch @MoveOn You and Ted Lieu should get together and get your stories straight on Ed Buck - that chicken is coming home to roost soon,you pathetic POS

I won’t attend Trump’s State of the Union on Tuesday. This isn’t business as usual. Here’s what I’ll be doing instead:

@James_M_O_T @tedcruz Internet called. You win for today

@tedcruz Hopefully someone reads this to him.

I didn’t say you couldn’t read, you 🤡 I said you were “historically illiterate”… ….because you apparently have no idea that Eisenhower federalized the national guard to stop Dem governors from defying federal law. Specifically, on September 23, 1957, President Eisenhower issued Executive Order 10730, federalizing the Arkansas National Guard & ordering U.S. Army troops (101st Airborne Div) to Little Rock, Arkansas. This action broke the blockade by Dem Gov Orval Faubus, allowing the Little Rock Nine to desegregate Central High School.

@DataRepublican @GavinNewsom @tedcruz No one knew he had dyslexia, but it at least re-frames all the stupid shit he has done over the years

Hello Governor Newsom, Stop. Before you posted this, no one including @tedcruz knew you had dyslexia. He questioned your grasp of basic facts. You chose to reinterpret that as an attack on a learning disability he didn’t reference and didn’t know about. That’s the sleight of hand. By reframing criticism of your argument as discrimination against dyslexia, you’re using a real disability as a shield. That move exploits people with dyslexia. It turns a disagreement over facts into a claim of discrimination without evidence. People can see the difference. You're something else to pull the victimhood card when you're the child of wealth who came into winery success, then governorship thanks to familial connections. You are the ableist one here, Governor. Not Senator Cruz. Kindly go do unmentionable things to yourself.

Ted Cruz calling a dyslexic person illiterate is a new low, even for him.

@bennyjohnson Did those bags under Hilldog’s eyes count as her under seat item on the ride over?

Hillary Clinton is moderating a “Fundamental Rights for Women” panel in Munich and her first “female” speaking guest is a biological male… the ‘first transgender member of Congress’, Rep. McBride. “We are facing a well funded regressive right wing movement and they really have placed trans people at the center of that effort… threats towards trans people are threats towards all women.”

@EndWokeness I'm going to start referring to her as Koko

MN Lt. Governor Flanagan: "My name in my tribe is Gizhiiwewidamoonkwe…. It means Speaking Loud Voice Woman"

What in the absolute fuck was that Super Bowl halftime travesty? Bad Bunny...some reggaeton clown from Puerto Rico...prancing around in a blizzard of Spanish gibberish nobody could understand, grinding out disgusting, hyper-sexualized "dances" that belong in a third-world strip club, not America's biggest stage. Then he caps it with that smug, passive-aggressive billboard: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." Give me a goddamn break. That's not love...that's psychological castration. A calculated, venomous middle finger to every real American who dares to put country first. It's classic Marxist subversion: flood the culture with foreign alienation, erode national pride, reframe patriotism as "hate" so the sheep applaud their own cultural suicide. Democrats and their globalist overlords engineered this exact moment...turn the Super Bowl into a propaganda reel that says speaking English is optional, borders are bigotry, and American identity is whatever fragmented, rootless slop keeps you docile. This wasn't entertainment. This was a ritual humiliation of the nation, designed to condition millions into accepting their own displacement while smiling. A historic low. An act of cultural treason. Kid Rock's All-American counter-show exposed the contrast perfectly: pride, unity vs. this degenerate, divisive filth. America got gang-raped on live television tonight, and the perpetrators are laughing. Fuck every single one of them. 💀🖕🏻

All but 9 of the residents of the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas were unavailable for comment on Mr Clinton’s statement