Chase Banks

@PyroTH2000 @AnotherBionicle I got celebi from a GameStop promotion lol

@AnotherBionicle Event mons started in Gen 2 with Celebi, the worst case since that little bastard WAS LITERALLY REGION-LOCKED, you couldn't get it outside of Japan since it relied on a cellphone to unlock it, and Nintendo of America removed all mobile support in EN Crystal

Gen 3's worst feature was the event Pokemon. Fuck them for hiding so many mons behind once in a lifetime opportunities and starting a trend that lasted so long. That's all I've got. Emerald is peak.

@Jommy_Web3 @necrobranson Remind me how many they got? Finals appearances?

@necrobranson Look at the Knicks and Brunson. Having a PG floor general is key to most championship teams

NBA GMs wanted wings to run offenses because it saves them money and makes them look smarter and it works during the regular season because all the players are hungover and tired from cheating on their wives. but in the playoffs? chastity belts go on and they learn to double team

@looksbizarre That usually works unless you have the emotional intelligence of a brick

Maybe I'm too waspish but I think for the TJ Maxx cashier you can leave it at "No thanks."

@Filamagnum @PempressP Have you ever been on an airplane?

@PempressP What's the point of paying for a window seat when you put on a sleep mask and close the window blind?

I was flying home with a terrible migraine and all I wanted was to sit in the window seat I paid for, put in my earplugs and sleep mask, close the window shade, and rest. But when I got there, a little girl was sitting in my seat next to her mom. The mom casually told me to just take the aisle seat instead. Absolutely not. I asked them to move, and the mom ended up putting her daughter in the middle seat, which caused a full tantrum. Then she told me that if I wanted the crying to stop, I should give up my seat. Instead, I looked at the child and firmly said, “Enough!” The mom was furious, but the little girl immediately went quiet.

@BauerOutage Would you close? @Reds could use a guy right about now

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

OKC gets every call

Chet Holmgren’s acting is horrendous

@FBallAnalysisYT Posey should but none of the others will make it. Lot of future @hallofgoodpod members here

Maybe this is a hot take, but I don’t think any of these guys should get in first ballot

@RapSheet And people wanted to crucify him a couple months ago

Former #Patriots WR Stefon Diggs was found not guilty of assaulting his private chef. Story: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id… espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@normal_jake_ Absolute game changer. Saw my ROI quadruple when it became evident what I was actually good at.

Again please if you are going to gamble MANUALLY RECORD ALL YOUR WINS AND LOSSES Like make a spreadsheet and enter every single bet you make and the result. Please you must do this! It’s not an unreasonable ask!

@thechosenberg Free college, living, and legal representation? 15% is a steal

Personal Injury lawyers take 50% she’s giving you a bargain

@dandakich Of course the worst basketball opinion in the state supports the worst basketball take in the state

No need for a shot clock in high school High School sports aren’t supposed to “prepare players for the next level” It’s simply competition between schools!! No clock is the way the game is to be played at that level at least in Indiana I applaud the decision

@HoosierHaze Seen too many schools do it in what could have been huge games to showcase talent but turned into a snoozefest. It’s simply not conducive to development.

Whoever voted no on this is a moron. I don’t care who you are. Being able to stand around for 3-4 minutes with the basketball in an attempt to maintain a lead at the end of a game is just stupid. I mean seriously

@WISHNews8 So idiotic

BREAKING: The proposal for a 35-second shot clock in Indiana high school basketball failed to pass. IHSAA commissioner Paul Neidig shares with WISH-TV his thoughts on the decision: "Tradition certainly carries a lot here in Indiana. Maybe more than other states."

@MattsTake1 Shout it from the rooftops! Pagan is not the guy

Can't beat your divisional opponents, Can't expect to win the NL Central. Year after Year man. It's May, but this is exactly how you end up playing for a wildcard spot. Reds had no business losing that game. Promote Graham to closer.

@ctrent Not to the mention the awful ivy that interferes with routine plays.

In addition to its stench, Wrigley Field must have the worst sight lines in baseball, because the crowd seems to think every ball the home team hits in the air is going to be a home run

Bulldoze Wrigley and that crummy ass ivy

@CBoxSports Don’t blame him. There’s been a few guys we trot out there that have no biz being ahead of him

Andrew Chafin has opted out of his minor league deal with the Reds, per Jon Heyman. Chafin, 36, pitched in 10 games for the Bats with a 0.96 ERA in 9 1/3 innings. He was not on the 40-man roster.

@zpretzel @IronBullForge76 @RedsDaily4 He’s the closer in the group if we’re being serious

@IronBullForge76 @RedsDaily4 Don’t forget Mr Doug Ashcraft

Connor Phillips is an absolute psycho and I love it. He has the ceiling of an elite closer if he could cut the walks down to 4.0 BB/9 You can’t walk out to Randy Orton’s theme song and not have a few screws loose Connor Phillips stock📈📈📈

Cody Zeller That guy rocked.