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My dog when I tell her she can’t eat the dead rabbit she found on the side of the road:

@theoluminati Yes! I can’t stop myself from watching them when they show up on my feed and I’ve noticed exactly this. First the cucked husband would divorce his wife, then he’d kill her, then kill her/and or the baby. Or the wife will be raped instead of just having an affair.

anyone else notice the ai slop fruit videos getting incrementally more violent & graphic over time? especially the first 5 seconds after a clip autoscrolls to one. something sinister there. if I were like 5% more schizotypal I’d say keep an eye on those things. but I’m normal

@dilanesper He’s still performing?! I went to a concert in 2013 and it was awful, couldn’t understand a word.

of course Bob Dylan does it for a different reason-- he doesn't want anyone in the general public to hear how bad he sounds

It’s always Claude. None of these folks are brave enough to claim that the Shopify Sidekick or Taco Bell AI is a conscious being.

NEW: Russia has sharply tightened security around Putin as fears rise of an assassination attempt involving drones, sources say. He’s often in underground bunkers micromanaging the Ukraine invasion and has grown more detached from civilian affairs. ft.com/content/fe70c8…

This is an evil business.

@BillTheKid1603 @LegoRacers2 What? Once your DoorDash driver is assigned you can see their name and picture, then there’s plenty of time to take your pants off and pretend to be asleep.

@LegoRacers2 You cant choose your doordash driver so her being a women has nothing to do with it like 99% of doordash drivers are men

In America you can expose yourself to a female service worker and send her to prison if she complains about it the wrong way. Alright

@libpol_org @max_spero_ It’s not a natural conclusion because humans aren’t plants and have inherent rights. Eating a plant is different from killing and eating a braindead human on life support.

@chckdchckd @max_spero_ I think you're kind of not thinking straight if you think there should be one. Otherwise the natural conclusion is even vegans are deeply immoral for eating plants, which could be possible but is unlikely.

This is how America rationalized slavery by the way

@mualphaxi @DanielleFong @MADarbyshire There has to be a Claude & Alexa couple somewhere.

Bloomberg interviewed a bunch of people named Claude to figure out how their lives are going Really funny story by @MADarbyshire

@yumtapwater Found this summer’s listing! I love diving and live near the lake… kinda tempted if I could just do it on the weekends… indeed.com/viewjob?jk=16e…

You can get paid to dive underwater and cut vegetation in lake Minnetonka. It's a seasonal job. The pay is bad, it sounds terrifying, and people have died while doing it. I looked into it last summer in a fit of desperation. I guess you could get some kind of bragging rights.

@moultano This is probably the recipe I cook most often (besides even simpler meals like scrambled eggs on avocado toast or grilled cheese). It’s delicious and easy - I don’t follow the measurements exactly anymore but recommend ~doubling the prosciutto and peas. smittenkitchen.com/2016/05/crispy…

When people post about recipes they usually post about special fancy ones. I want to know about your workaday recipes. What recipe gives your family most of their calories?

@GambelerQuail This is so depressing. Would love to think it’s a long-term revenge plot where she’s going to torture him in their basement but I think it just ends with her being further abused until she escapes or he murders her.

I got nothing

Banning lab grown meat: -violates free market principles -strips consumers of choice and autonomy -is based on fearmongering that defies current scientific research -promotes animal abuse -promotes monopolies Disgusting and vile— unAmerican at best.

@CartoonsHateHer Especially weird that he walked over to her blanket to take a pic of her kid’s snack.

Imagine you're at the park with your husband and he's on his phone and you're like "What is it, honey?" and he's like "Oh, just taking a pic of this fat white woman with tattoos and her mixed kids--oh, but don't worry, it's just for posting her to the Internet"

The butter balls are too big but why are so many people confused that these are obviously delicious. Have you never made cookies from scratch before and licked the spoon after beating the butter and sugar together?

Is there anything more depressing than being cut off by DoorDash? (Had no idea this is even something they monitor.)

Something you're seeing today is that one of the signature characteristics of the left insurgents is they are very graceless about winning. They got what they wanted in Maine, but instead of pivoting to bring people in and beat Susan Collins they're doing ongoing factionalism.

I wish people knew Bryan Johnson is a clout chaser optimizing his posts and actions for shock value and intrigue, if you want to see how Johnson is actually like behind close doors then see what he did to his ex wife.

Without a doubt, our best trail camera capture yet: the first documented observation of a cougar with kittens in Minnesota in modern history. Turn up the volume to hear all the vocalizations. The footage, which was captured on March 25, shows a cougar with 3 large kittens while they feed on a deer they killed just south of Voyageurs National Park. We captured this surreal footage because we started a study to understand the survival and mortality patterns of deer in our area this winter. As part of that work, we GPS-collared several deer in the area in January.  In late March, we received a mortality signal from a GPS-collared deer and found the carcass buried under a pile of leaves on a hillside—a tell tale sign of feline predation.  We suspected it was likely a bobcat but thought, just possibly, it could be a cougar. So we put up two trail cameras on the cached deer carcass and 4 hours later, two cougar kittens returned to the kill. The entire family showed up that evening and spent hours in front of our cameras. In total, we captured 7.3 hr (435 minutes) of video footage of these animals. We will share more footage soon! Huge thanks to the Minnesota Environment and Natural Resources Trust Fund for supporting the Voyageurs Wolf Project and the recent effort to understand deer survival in the area. Their support was critical to this observation—without it, we would never have captured this footage. And huge thanks to the >10,600 donors who have supported our project and enabled us to purchase trail cameras supplies. The cameras (and batteries, SD cards, mounts) we set at this kill were purchased with funds from donations.

Sending this in reply to a dick pic >>>>