Calamitous ORTBO
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Calamitous ORTBO
@cheapmoscato
I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a novel, and be sunburnt
Katılım Ocak 2012
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Hot bartender was rolling a joint while pouring me this. There’s “fuck Israel” graffiti everywhere. This might be the greatest country on earth
justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉@markocantdunk
Hello from Barcelona
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@sluvity_____ Dramatic men, people obsessed with the news and their own misery, scales, and never ever download Microsoft Teams on your phone
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Women who intentionally created slower, softer lives. What did you remove first?
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@Targ_Nation Stranger things was worse because they used AI
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this is a reminder that however bad the ending to stranger things, the boys or any other show gets, NOTHING will ever be worse than this
westerosies@westerosies
Bran Stark became King of the Six Kingdoms of Westeros 7 years ago today in ‘GAME OF THRONES.’
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@cheapmoscato Goddamned manchild—you fucked me so good I almost said I love you would like a word 😂
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My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola (obviously)
Genius@Genius
what’s the greatest opening line to a song?
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sometimes you need to drive 2 hours to buy a vintage purse from an old man off depop.
he gave me a massive jar of home grown weed and gave me a ride in his old pink cadillac. bought this 60’s dress and coat from him:)
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I went to bed instead of watching and feel reborn
internet baby@twerkculate
wow no euphoria tweets on the tl, yall really gave up
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John and I are like Hannah and Adam on Girls only I’m both Hannah and Adam
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A movie centering women’s bodies caused most of the general public to scrutinize those bodies and pick them apart exactly as it was done on screen, refusing to heed the film’s message: being obsessed with your looks will kill you. And now it’s happening irl. I hope she gets free.
Pander 🇵🇸@PanderShirts
It’s interesting that Demi Moore did the substance but seems to have zero self reflection about it
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@ThomYoked I actually enjoyed it, the bass lines felt less israeli
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Big Thief kicking out their Israeli bassist puts them in the top 3 greatest bands of all time convo
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@euphoriaHBO Were we supposed to act like this hasn’t been done a thousand times before or
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