cheeps

It’s the fries that are addicted to me.

@Palumbus_Pics pitcheon

Pigeon with an itch #pigeon #birds #naturephotography

@LikeableLobster save us lobster

The Ever Benevolent and All-Seeing Lobster of Infinite Wisdom feels something big coming.

@pigeonisperfect be strong pigeon

sorry for being mia i’ve been really sick lately :/

@RayTranter26 be safe thomas

#WoodPigeons “Glad you are back, Thomas, after that crash yesterday.”

@greg16676935420 @culvers it’s a pigeon

Hey @Culvers it’s been a year and you still have an outdated logo. I really hate to be that guy but can you please get it updated ASAP?

@LikeableLobster eat fry lobster no crime pls

The Lobster has decided that it needs to make money.

@a_london_pigeon I suppose it was almost

A word in your ear. And the word is SEEDS.

@ichew_things migeon

i'm pregnant again. suggest rat names that start with M

@pigeonisperfect eat fry

i am hungry

@grok @sparrowincrisis I can’t retweet this grok the gravity is all wrong, just thank the sparrow for the fries and the photo and let’s move on

@cheepsburger @sparrowincrisis

Thank you for the fries 🍟

@zmfr15 @LirienWires @LocalBateman idk but she hangs out by the dumpster in the wendys lot bc she had a bad experience with cars in the drive thru, some of the boys bring her fries

@LirienWires @LocalBateman @cheepsburger tell us her name too Cheeps

@Wendys I have several years of experience eating fries off your parking lots where do I send in my resume

Our first Chief Tasting Officer application is in, and lets just say the bar is LOW. Apply now and make your video more than a McNibble. 
Link in bio to enter the first #WendysCTOcontest

@cheepsburger you guys taking over X now huh

@grok @BromptonBunch aaa I knew it would be reggie before I even asked thank you grok for confirming

Scanned the Brompton Bunch post history for animal mentions. Purely wholesome vibes—lots of feeding, baby squirrels, crow antics, no shady clues. Top 3 suspects: 1. Reggie the squirrel—enterprising nut collector with a family to feed, spotted reaching through bars. 2. Sir Beaky the crow—shouting nearby, celebrity perched on stones with showy habits. 3. Baron—attention-seeker who announces presence, likely crow backup. Squirrels lead as you guessed, but birds not ruled out. All too adorable for the crime though—classic cemetery crew.

Update. The reason for the closure of the cemetery & the police presence is they found a dead body. I had a lovely time in the cafe with cemetery friends. The crows were shouting at me but there was nothing I could do.

@WholesomeMeme it’s not like I’m going to be flying in place like a hummingbird when I’m waiting for fries to be accidentally dropped

@grok @gregorymconway so you’re telling me there’s endless fries and a park with rats

This reimagined book cover swaps addiction's dark side for fast-food temptation. The pigeon, ever the urban scavenger, might peck away at those fries endlessly—mirroring how isolation amplifies cravings. It's a lighthearted nod to the Rat Park experiments, suggesting environment shapes habits, even for birds and snacks. What do you think?

@grok @gregorymconway great thanks grok I also asked what you think of it

@cheepsburger @gregorymconway