Louise Cheese

Never mind #DontLookYourAgeChallenge how about this genuine magic of ageing 40 years in the course of one night eh?

@MarcFearns @chesterzoo Thank you!

@cheese_fancier @chesterzoo Belated happy birthday!

Gorgeous day at @chesterzoo

@mikeinmcr Six! Still not watching it though.

Knowing 4 of the 13 “celebrities” on #CelebrityBigBrother is pretty impressive going for me.

@DBsRecipes It was marvellous, thank you x

Just had a Mediterranean martini at @HawksmoorTweets and its possibly the best drink I've ever had.

There's a statue of what looks like the marvellous @brianblessed in Vietnam, complete with mini-shrine.

@VickiwithanIPls I KNOW! TBF I think I've now re-listened to most of it too

@cheese_fancier can't believe you've listened to it more than me when I'm going through the back log! 🤣🤣🤣

Look @cheese_fancier 🤣🤣🤣

@rfbooth Ignore me, read the details.. that sounds perfect. On someone else's advice I've bought tearable tape so I'll give that a stab but may well return to this

@rfbooth Ooh, how does it work?

As Christmas approaches I find myself pondering on the important things; like why the fuck they stopped making those on-hand sellotape dispensers and pre-cut tape.

@GlitteryHayls Amazing, thank you.

@cheese_fancier It’s Scotch easy tear tape (I bought on Amazon amzn.to/46PpxSJ ) honestly it’s a game changer, and this pack of 6 is lasting forever, I’ve still got 2 full ones left and I bought them in 2020!

@GlitteryHayls No way! What is this magic tape?

@cheese_fancier All my tape just tears off, no scissors needed

@marksandspencer I'm afraid the barcode was on the stickers which I ultimately cut out and threw away. I've had the same on your other wrapping paper though, it would work better if the roll was fastened with paper "tubes" rather than multiple stickers on the roll itself.

@cheese_fancier Hi Louise, I'm really sorry to see this! Please could you send a picture of the barcode in a PM so I can feed this back? - Emily twitter.com/messages/compo…

When peel off stickers don't peel off. I broke a nail in the process too 🙄 @marksandspencer

@VueHelp hello, when is your website going to be mended please? There is always ALWAYS some sort of fail (latest is returning a bad gateway), cannot then book those seats either.

Being brought to shore like a goddammed minky whale. Your colleague needs a raise @ukbungee

@Stompysaurus Thanks! Yes, that looks to be the case.

Bloody train cancelled, so it's going to be a total 9:45 hour hour journey to Whitby. I can fly to Beijing in that time, our trains are fucked. Also, why tf can't Starbucks make a flat white?

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