Lou Balzani

@Delta Right, I forgot that one of the biggest airlines in the world has no support presence on social media - or potentially at all, since I'm going on hour three trying to get hold of anyone. A better example of why you should never, ever fly @Delta may not exist. Don't do it, folks!

Hey @Delta! Care to explain why this fun experience is not eligible for any compensation whatsoever? -Cancelled original flight -3.5-hour delay for replacement flight -Non-functional jetbridge on arrival -Hundreds of dollars in rush hour transit expenses accrued due to delays

@Chiamikaa Love this for you!!

We're official 🤭💙🥰 5 dates across 8 days and yet we both felt hooked on each other on the first night. We met each other's best friends yesterday and today we both were individually planning on asking each other to be official 💕

Met someone last night and can't stop thinkin of her 🤭 and she's staying over tomorrow night

You get what you deserve. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Protip/warning: if you wear red to Target in December, no matter what the red is, people WILL think you work there.

To be blunt, today didn’t go the way it should have, and we’re working with our partners to make it better going forward. I wish we could get in everyone who wants to compete. The reality is, even if everything had gone perfectly, demand still would have (far) outpaced supply by nearly 5 times. That’s going to continue to be a challenge for future events. We’re building something new for us with these events and trying to grow it responsibly. We’ve been pushing up event capacity and we’re going to keep doing that as long as we can still deliver a great competitor and attendee experience. We’re working on dialing in everything from round times, judge training, and more to make sure we can accommodate even bigger events. We’ll also continue to add non-competitor badges to bring in more of the community. We’ve got work to do. Lastly, we see the concerns about reselling. We don’t have a handle on how big a problem it is, but we do have measures in place to prevent reselling. If someone offers to sell you a tournament badge, please DO NOT BUY IT. If your name doesn’t match the name on the order, you’ll be denied entry. We’re looking hard at how to crack down on it even further, and how we scale up access without compromising the event itself. This isn’t solved yet, but the team is all-in to get this right.

Hey @playriftbound @riftboundop - why are you charging VAT for a US-based event (assuming people can get far enough along to pay)? The discourse around this event registration is quite bad, and rightfully so; oversights like this are not helping. Please triage and improve this!

I kid you not, the Rams have lost every single game I've watched or gone to in the past two seasons, and ONLY in the most heartbreaking ways possible. After 25 years, we're clearly not good for each other anymore, so maybe it's finally time to sit down and stop caring so much?

LOLRAMS. Pathetic.

I legitimately might turn this account into a Jersey-driver-horror-story compendium because I’ve built up a ridiculous number of encounters in the past year and a half and I don’t know how else to vent my stress and exhaustion 🫡

So tens of millions of people suffered for over a month for no reason whatsoever? There is no opposition party. Nothing matters. Fuck Republicans and their lawlessness. Fuck Democrats and their spinelessness. Look out for yourselves. They never have, and they never will.

Rams deserved to fucking lose today what a clown show today.

I can’t watch this team anymore.

The absolute tantrum that seemingly every Jersey driver throws when you don’t let them do whatever they want is amazing - sorry I didn’t let you blow through a stop sign and hit me, do you feel better after those literal miles of tailgating and honking and light flashing?

@RamsNFL I’m tired, boss

Final.

If I bet on a player or start them in my fantasy leagues, this is the borderline-guaranteed result. It’s like reverse manifestation, #nothingmatters

@CodyBrownBets Since the start of last season I’ve lost every single time I’ve tailed you, so clearly this is my fault 😂

Brian Thomas Jr might be banned forever. How do you drop that pass?

Why is seemingly every genuinely interesting article on @verge paywalled? I get needing to make money and stay sustainable, but it's pervasive enough that I basically just don't visit the site anymore. Scale it back, maybe?

sup sneks @Razer #RazerPAX

@GothamFC @CarMax Reale, for real.

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