Cheeze-Itz Dave

@hbtCHIEFS 🤌

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@wannabejake9 Over my dead body blood. 13 seconds, championship run on one leg. Cmon, you've seen the dog. Trust.

Fuck kinda wolverine blood does this nigga have bro

@tuckerdfranklin That's enough remembering Skyy for one day, Tuck.

I just remembered Skyy Moore was a second-round pick

@PatrickMahomes Never a doubt

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QB1. ⏰

@mrmikeMTL Water

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to?

@CrazyVibes_1 Yup, and we're deeply sorry that no later Gen got to experience true freedom. Sure, it was Lord of the Flies at times, but it was also finding yourself while making mistakes and learning on your own how to be self-sufficient. Blame our alcoholic Boomer parents.

Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

@news_jul @nbcsnl 🫡 for being a good sport

I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️

@InHarmsWay19 🤞

With Rashee Rice missing OTA’s and mandatory minicamp (yes I’m exhausted and want this whole thing to end) at least there’s an opportunity for Jalen Royals to show that he’s healthy and capable of performing Rice’s role in the offense

@RPatrickAllen Veach was high on hopium

Because we already knew he was a dumbass. What’s their excuse?

@TheRealChiefDJ @ByNateTaylor @mikerothstein He's on parole. Mandatory "gotcha" piss tests. You never had a homie on probation? They just get a random call form their PO asking to see them and get hit with a cup. It's standard.

@ByNateTaylor @mikerothstein Sure glad they decided to just roll into the season trusting that SURELY he won't get in trouble THIS offseason. What else happened that isn't in that statement? Why were they testing him for THC? Did he get pulled over again?

From my colleague @mikerothstein, this is from the Dallas County District Attorney's office spokesperson on Rashee Rice serving 30 days in jail for pleading guilty to felony collision involving serious bodily injury & racing on a highway causing bodily injury.

@ConcernsChief Nah, fam, he gone. This will be his last season in KC.

He can kiss being in the same universe as JSN money goodbye. Veach is going to get a major discount

@MattVerderame Missing OTAs and mandatory mini camp because he can't obey the terms of his sweetheart of a deal parole terms. Had the best possible outcome and throws it away to get stoned. (Not judging cannabis, I smoke, but I'm not on parole)

This latest Rashee Rice nonsense is why the Chiefs desperately need to sign a WR. The guy makes one horrendous decision after the next. You can’t bank on him at all. He’s as reliable as paper in the rain

@KalshiFB 49ers v Dolphins

If one Super Bowl result could be flipped, which one changes the most legacies?

One last ride

@ThatMagicalFam No

Will you be seeing Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu in theater this coming week?

@Hania16836 Shut up, Karen.

@AbstractLife Bruh F the Steelers forever for that L

The Kansas City Chiefs once lost a playoff game when they scored two TD's and their opponents didn't score any.

@lexiosborne 15 is already playing golf again. I think his knee is further along than we expected. (Granted it's not running or getting hit, but his drive looked clean.)

Andy Reid will never show his cards too much… but this does sound promising in relation to Mahomes starting week 1 🤞🏼

@NglMaya Santa Claus

if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?