Chelsey Grady

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

From the not-too-distant future!

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but then was like, you know I'm not serious right? Hehe

Spencer just called this ♈ the vagina emoji 😂😂😂

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

BREAKING: one of the world's leading scientists on extinction says 70% of all Earth's big animals (mammals, birds) have been wiped out since 1918, along with 90% of SE Asia's tropical forests since 2000, and 98% of big ocean fish since 1973 - the rapid mass extinction scenario 🧵

New: Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield have partnered up to create and deliver “Holy Ears,” edibles in the shape of an ear “If i was on cannabis, I wouldn't have bit his ear,” Tyson said, referring to the 1997 fight when the boxer bit Holyfield’s ear

This chaos you're seeing on Twitter now is literally the same chaos many a worker goes through when a venture capitalist buys out a food place, retail spot, or grocery store, and then squeezes labor and quality to suck every penny before it goes belly up.

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

antihero (crankdat disrespectful remix) 😤

So maybe less paper straws and more abolishing billionaires

@PortiaMcGonagal Hey Everyone instead of sharing Racist Bin Bag Barbie (Sophia Rosing) Please can you share this video of Kylah Spring's own version of events. She wants it out there but Tiktok keeps taking it down. Tiktok credit: Ky.janalise #universityofkentucky

SOS

Brilliantly stated @BoBurnham

For all those who have said this is a lie I will tweet it again 70% of world's wildlife has 'disappeared' in the past 50 years lbc.co.uk/news/70-of-wor…

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Apparently some men can’t find the cathedral.

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know