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Stories, jokes & everyday laughs 😄 Read , Gist & Giggle https://t.co/uCEDGYWYtN https://t.co/nUw3fY4nqh
PORTHARCOURT NIGERIA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Remind of when I finished service and went to lagos to look for a job, my first interview was at an advertising firm in Surulere, went there with my sister in law cos I was new in lagos, got there, met the receptionist, told her I have interview with her boss, the boss was not around, waited for 30 minutes, the receptionist politely informed that she wants to take her breakfast and since there were no other person in the office, she wants to lock the office and asked that I wait outside which I did. Barely ten minutes later, madam boss arrived and asked me what and who I was waiting for, I told her I have interview which later acknowledged and asked if I met anybody when I arrived, I said yes, that went out for breakfast, madam opened office, in the the interview, the receptionist came back and first question from her madam, 'did you lock the office and asked my guest to wait outside, the receptionist said yes and before she can explain further, see slap from her madam, I shock, my sister in law shock, anyway, she said I should resume the next day. The next day I work around 5 am or so, trying to take my bath and get ready for work, I woke my brother and his wife up to know who will escort me this time to work, my brother look at me and said, 'so the slap, they gave to that receptionist, you want to go and collect your own, please better stay home rest, you are not going anywhere' , his wife has already gisted him about our experience 😂
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This married woman is an apprentice just like me, we are both learning how to sew. This morning, she came to work late and our madam asked her to kneel down.
This is somebody’s wife ooo.
I summoned courage to tell her that she can’t ask someone’s wife to kneel down just because she came late, at least respect her husband.
Can you imagine that this woman slapped me and ask me to stop coming to her shop.. that I’m so disrespectful and that’s why she doesn’t accept Igbo people.
I didnt argue i just asked her to refund me back my 160k
I paid for 6 months and I’ve only spent 3 weeks with her
People around are asking me to beg my madam instead of asking for a refund that this is how it’s being done

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I want to share two useful websites with you, one for downloading AI-generated images for free, and another for easily editing your screenshots.
•perchance.org – for AI-generated images
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Make sure you save this… you might need it someday.
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So this is how we are thinking of redesigning the Igbo apprenticeship program “Igba boy”.
For the pilot program, we will likely take in 200 persons to engage in the training on global quality carpentry, bricklaying, tilling, plumbing, HVAC, POP and electricals.
The trainees will engage in an intensive 1 year program which they will be housed and fed. No holidays during the program. An additional 3 months will be on business and commercialization.
Once they complete the cohort and they meet the standards set, they will be settled with a good amount of money to build on the business arm of their skills. Those who don’t meet up will be dropped off from the program.
We will be visiting training centers in Togo and Germany in the coming weeks to solidify our plans and training partnerships.
Let’s brainstorm… what do you think?
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The guy she was cheating with whom she has known for 3 months messaged me and asked me to leave his girlfriend that they are planning to marry, someone I have been dating for 4yrs. When he told me they have known for like 3 months, I asked him if 3 months was enough to marry someone, he said he loves her, I said okay.
The guy even sent me private videos I did with my girl that were in my girl's phone which he took without her knowing as a prove that he has caught her cheating on him.
I called my girl that night to ask if she knows the number because I told her the number chatted me, she said it was a girl. I pressed further, she then accepted it was a guy but they are not doing anything.
I ended the call, message the guy to meet me in person the next day. I drove to the venue, when the guy saw me he greeted me with two hands and called me "boss good afternoon sir", me self weak.
When I gave the guy the details of our relationship, the guy begged me that he would like us to join hands run the girl street. We can even be running threesome, I told him to relax. The guy even apologized to me join. He showed me the sex videos with him and my babe, I took all of them from him. When he was leaving I gave him 20k to pay transport.
The guy probably told the my girl and asked her to stay away from him, she came to my house crying and begging. I asked my gateman to open the gate for her, I welcomed home and assured her that I have forgiven her.
Three months after the incident, I went to her place with my people and requested for marriage list, which they gave me. Then I made up a story with my friend of how my business has been bad and customs seized my goods, my lubricant business in PH folded. She even went to PH with me to meet my sales girl.
Ever since then she has been the one providing for me. I made her move in with me after her rent expired so that we can spend the rent money. She has given me money 3 times to try some businesses and I just paid in the money into my account and told her the businesses failed. She fuels my car, provide every single thing that we use in the house. Buys me clothes and other things. Give me pocket money.
She is hoping that things will get better tomorrow and I will marry her. I really spent money on this girl then. Well, I have taking more than I gave to her. I want to take away all her time.
It's almost 3yrs since the cheating incidence happened. She has lived with me for almost 2years now and have had 7 abortions. Once she completes 5years of living with me and taking care of me, by then she will be 31yrs, I will then break up with her and send her out of my house, then marry within 2 months after that. I'm already dating the girl I intend to marry.
Shola 👑@itsSh0la
How did you find out your girl was cheating on you?
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I don't even know if women are becoming more audacious, or it's that men are becoming weaker and more feminized. At this point, I almost can't believe it anymore.
So this lady mentioned that her boyfriend has never even thought of asking her to wash his clothes. Not once. Even when she’s at his place, the guy will cook for her, and help with laundry. Meanwhile, she has never washed his clothes, and it’s not because she can’t. She’s just setting her boundaries early before marriage comes, and she starts assuming roles she "never signed up for".
She said she has told him repeatedly that washing his clothes will never be her responsibility, even after they get married. The guy now asked her one day, “What if we get a washing machine?”
She told him straight, “You too can operate it.”
He then asked if she could help sometimes, if he’s not around. She is saying she can help if she wants to. But it will never be her official duty.
My take: Wdym you can't do your husband's laundry, even if you have a washing machine. Who raised you? Is that how your mother treated your father? Okay, let's even say some office wears need professional laundry, how about the basic ones?
I won't fully blame you. I'll blame the men who are taking nonsense, all in the name of "my wife is not my slave".
Give a woman an inch, and she'll take the whole tape!
Ciao and Blessings.
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I married a pure woman. The Bible says:
“An excellent wife who can find?
She is far more precious than jewels.”
(Proverbs 31:10) I met her the very first day of freshman year in college. We instantly became friends. Both of us were on the Division 1 swim team — two brutal practices a day, every single day. I wasn’t a Christian yet. She invited me to church anyway. She stood right there the day I got baptized. I told my buddies, “If I ever get the chance, I’m marrying her.” She had already decided: no dating in college. She never put herself “on the market.” Junior year I finally took her out. I didn’t even call it a date… but she loved it. When we talked afterward I laid my cards on the table. She looked me in the eye and said, “I’m not kissing anyone until my husband.” I told her I was 100% okay with that. Eighteen months of dating later, we got engaged… and shared our very first kiss. I loved her then.
Thirteen years and five kids later, I love her more than ever. In today’s world, everything we did to guard her purity gets called “extreme.” I’m telling you this for one reason:
It CAN be done.
And it’s worth being that “extreme.” If this story hits you, repost it. Someone out there needs to hear that real love still exists — and that waiting is still worth it.

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@OkahEwahEdede @TheSerahIbrahim I will personally castrate the person, watch him bleed to death, I abhor any form of crime against children, it is pure wickedness and the perpetrators must be punished.
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@TheSerahIbrahim If anyone does that to my daughter, I will hunt you to the end of the world. No justice system will save you if it fails to punish you.
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Winifred calling Ochanya’s rape and death “This Ochanya issue” as if the child is not her cousin
Her friends saying “she needs to put her family first” as if the child is not her family too 💔
I don’t blame her, it’s because Ochanya’s mum and sister are good people.
You rape and killed my daughter
Some families would have sent a truck to her by now, so she would have no hands to tweet such rubbish.
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ModSquad and The Social Element are two of the most slept-on platforms for remote workers - and I don't understand why.
You can get hired with zero experience, work flexible hours, and actually get trained on real brands.
Here's why these two are different 👇
Cynthia Ozumba@CynthiaOzumba
Earning in Naira while the world pays in USD is the ultimate 2026 Cheat Code. If you can prove you save a CEO 10 hours a week, the location on your passport becomes irrelevant.
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So my friend figured out her baby daddy was using her car to cheat on her while shes at work. She found a condom wrapper under the seat . But instead of arguing she played it cool put a tracker in the car n told him to drop her off like normal. As soon as he dropped her off I pulled up n picked her up and we followed the car so we could she WHO THE GIRL WAS. We followed the car to some apartments parked around the corner and walked the rest of the way so he wouldn’t notice my car . We creeped up like 2 roaches looking through the windshield and saw him getting his SOUL SNATCHED . My friend lost every bit of home training she opened the door n just started SWINGING on the girl . She pull her out the car and the girl TALL than a mf n she start getting down on my friend so I jump in. After one swing connected I KNEW this wasn’t no regular b****. She start tearing BOTH us up at the same time. Come to find out she a whole trans lady. Her baby daddy pull off and LEAVES US helpless in the parking lot . So I took off running to my car cuz at this point this ain’t my business and she should have never called me up for this ridiculousness . She can play Now That’s Tv by her d*mn self. NEVER AGAIN !

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