Knockout Ned

675 posts

Knockout Ned

@chicagopressed

Katılım Aralık 2023

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·11h

@kefirconsumer As a life long Chicagoan who’s had to take the bus all the time from HS & College… I’m done with busses - the train maybe… I’ve found in my experience no one gets more excited about taking the bus than people who didn’t grow up here

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sarah@kefirconsumer·16h

north siders complaining about having to take two buses to get somewhere is so funny like awww does somebody wanna take an uber instead? does baby need binky?

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·13h

@ChiSoxFanMike Hard to tell exactly because of the camera - but I bet that’s a set play. The OF that shallow woulda airmailed it to the Catcher normally. But I don’t know I don’t watch the Sox maybe he’s got a noodle arm out there.

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Mike@ChiSoxFanMike·14h

Heads up play by Mune to cut this ball off and throw the runner out at 3rd. He’s having a fantastic game.

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·14h

@700savage80946 @BBGreatMoments It’s gotten a lot tougher now that they got ride of like 75% of the spots north on Clark St

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700savage@700savage80946·15h

@BBGreatMoments Where do people attending the game park?

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Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments·16h

There’s something special about a ballpark sitting right in the middle of a neighborhood.

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·17h

@questionableway Correct. I’d rather party in Tiananmen

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just matt@questionableway·1d

logan square gotta be one of the all time worst squares

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just matt@questionableway·1d

friend who lives in lincoln park throwing a bday party in LOGAN SQUARE like okay you want to be alone i guess

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·19h

@CWBChicago He’s praying for rain

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CWBChicago@CWBChicago·1d

Uh-huh. Now, when Monday arrives, if there are any fewer than these mysterious FIVE 🖐️ teen trends, he'll claim to be responsible for the "success." If there's one: "We prevented FOUR!" Etc.

Mayor Brandon Johnson@ChicagosMayor

We're currently tracking FIVE teen trends across Chicago, this weekend. Parents: check in with your children and see where they plan to be this weekend. These trends can turn dangerous and even deadly. Download the My Chi. My Future. app to find safe alternatives to these teen trend gatherings. Be safe this weekend, Chicago. @GKMC18 @chipublib @ChicagoParks

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·2d

@bonyDay71 @heatherpedia Yea I never really see Chinese food being argued over

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🎩@bonyDay71·2d

@chicagopressed @heatherpedia Don’t know, I live in New York. Haven’t spent that much time in Chicago so I mostly sit back and observe the epicurean twitter wars

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Heatherpedia@heatherpedia·2d

The typical taco stand in Chicago is probably the best taqueria in the United States outside of a small selection of locations (LA, Cicero).

Titus Pullo@chibbqk1ng

Chicagoans be like “This is the best taqueria in Chicago” and it’s just another typical taco stand.

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·2d

@RAGreen2019 @PeaceGawdPayne Speak for yourself. Malnatti’s is a staple at the crib

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YHWHZekiel Yisrael@RAGreen2019·2d

@PeaceGawdPayne We don't eat it. That's for tourists

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PEACE ♋️GOD@PeaceGawdPayne·2d

Chicago need to abolish deep dish pizza that shit is ass

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·2d

@bonyDay71 @heatherpedia Not huge in Chinese food so I don’t seek it out when I travel. But our China town has got to be solid right?

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🎩@bonyDay71·2d

@chicagopressed @heatherpedia Chinese?

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·2d

@PeaceGawdPayne We like anything fried in a pastry puff… look at the egg roll craze

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PEACE ♋️GOD@PeaceGawdPayne·2d

Chicago why the fuck are y’all eating gyro pizza puffs 🤢

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·3d

@johnvvariety Shoulda brought back Apu after that

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john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW@johnvvariety·3d

My favorite MeToo moment was when Aziz Ansari did his apology special for being bad at sex and it opened with a b&w scene of him leaving a dive bar in a Metallica shirt with "Pale Blue Eyes" playing. Like he's Chelsea Manning. In hindsight a defining image of the decade

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·3d

@cartierfamilyZ Johnson can’t get on the bad side of the only base he has left

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CartierFamily@cartierfamilyZ·4d

Those teen takeovers in Chicago could be stopped easily if they had competent leadership

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·3d

@Chicago_Goofies @IfindRetards I would do this in high school only because the cafeteria pizza was dry as a bone and the ketchup was the most redeeming flavor

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Goofies Of Chicago@Chicago_Goofies·3d

@IfindRetards The real retards are the ones who put ketchup on their pizza

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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·3d

Are people who put pineapple on a pizza retarded?

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·3d

@DeltaWhsQey @Libs_OfChicago @MikeNellis He’s a Kanye fan no doubt

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DeltaWhsky5811🇺🇸🦅@DeltaWhsQey·3d

@Libs_OfChicago @MikeNellis Next, we’ll hear that this guy doesn’t approve of ID to vote. But has a giant fucking ID to enter the Democratic National Convention..

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Mike Nellis@MikeNellis·4d

Chicago doesn’t need or want your help, thanks

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: Chicago should call and say we would like help. New York should call. Los Angeles should call… We are going to have to force ourselves upon them.

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·4d

@RightyTighty392 @ChicagoContrar1 It happened during Christmas - weather doesn’t stop them

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Righty@RightyTighty392·4d

@ChicagoContrar1 What do you mean, one-off? How many of these incidents happened last year?

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Chicago Contrarian@ChicagoContrar1·4d

George Shay writes with lament over the weekend's teen take over downtown. Shay rightly asks: Is this a one-off incident, or does it mean downtown residents and businesses will be at the mercy of teens running amok all summer? chicagocontrarian.com/blog/springtim…

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·4d

@lacherbauer 800,000 Indian dudes

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Alexander Lacherbauer@lacherbauer·4d

Toronto will overtake Chicago as the largest and most important city in the Great Lakes region. Inconceivable 20-30 years ago.

Future Model Toronto@FutureModelTO

Over 800,000 residential units are currently proposed or approved across the City of Toronto, with the highest concentration of height and density planned in the Downtown Core. A look at the city's future skyline:

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·4d

@Son_ImSleep Blasphemyyyy

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That Rabbit Guy@Son_ImSleep·4d

If Tupac wasn’t allowed to use the words henessey and enemies he might’ve had to open a tire shop

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·5d

@CWBChicago They’ll report it as COPA sucks and it should be 100% sustained rate

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CWBChicago@CWBChicago·5d

WTTW recently reported that excessive force allegations against CPD are up 46% since 2022. What they didn't tell you: COPA sustained just 4% of those complaints last year. cwbchicago.com/2026/03/excess…

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·5d

@DanClarkSports Really gives the white sox that home field advantage since it’s what they’re used to

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Dan Clark@DanClarkSports·5d

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: The Miami Marlins are an absolute embarrassment to MLB. Pulling a crowd of just 6,515 tonight is genuinely pathetic, and I don't give a crap about those who will argue, "But it's against the White Sox." This is a pro sports team in a city of 6.4M people (wider metro).

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Knockout Ned@chicagopressed·5d

@CommonEnemySSBM The ump can be just back there for calls at the plate and funny shit… I would love if the balls and strikes were all automated with a sound effect for both… a bell ring for a ball, a buzzer for a strike 😂 you can have each ball park makeup their own sound

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CommonEnemy@CommonEnemySSBM·6d

I was telling a friend who doesn't watch much baseball about how much I enjoyed the ABS system and he asked me "well, then why not just go full automated strike zone" and I really didn't have a super compelling answer beyond "the vibes would be off"

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@kefirconsumer @ChiSoxFanMike @700savage80946 @BBGreatMoments @questionableway @CWBChicago @bonyDay71 @heatherpedia