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Big launch. Congratulations @0xdamx 🎉👏🏾🎉🥳

@IamHashBury @TMukwashi63233 @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu Seems like it 😂

@chieflabz @TMukwashi63233 @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu Should be slow 😅

Why didn't you marry that person?

@Wandyliciouss @KerenKBitto 🫣 Don't ruin this Sunday's sermon

@KerenKBitto Oh their pastors are not going to like this. You mean to tell them that the God who fetches water in a basket to disgrace the bucket is not at work? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish those manifesting Veekee James gowns can listen to this. You are in ikotun in a face me I face you, your highest degree is a HND from Ugbokolo Poly, but you’re manifesting a man from KPMG. You cannot hold a conversation about the most basic of taxes, your conversation revolves around what Snapchat celebrities are doing, BBN, Love Island etc and all you can offer him is “a King was born this day” and washed up pussy🤦🏽‍♀️ But I am the resident mean girl for saying girls should focus more on grinding and building a career than manifesting a rich man. Lol. One day I will talk about how as a professional woman I get to easily meet the very men you people dress up to hustle in clubs on Friday and they do not place us professionals on same cadre with club hopping girls. For one they know we have substance to offer/can increase their wealth not drain it, but we aren’t ready for this conversation. Keep manifesting when you should be working.

@iamdanielperez5 @UzochukwudimmaO @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu You are the slowest and most inferior human being in existence. South Koreans don't speak Japanese

@UzochukwudimmaO @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu Did Yoruba people colonize Britain?

@IamHashBury @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu She didn't 💯

@TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu The guy is wiser than you. You didn’t deserve him.

@TMukwashi63233 @IamHashBury @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu Sarcasm or Slow

@IamHashBury @TolulopeSwt16 @Lucia_uiu Is this auto translated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Today I decided to show how much it costs me to buy my weekly fruits. I love eating fruit and trying to live healthy… but that’s by the way. The real story is the cost. My fruit shopping came to £50.87. If you convert that to naira, that’s roughly ₦94,000. Now, if I wanted to gaslight Nigerians, I could easily say something like: “Nigerians don’t appreciate what they have. This same fruit would cost less than ₦20k in Nigeria.” That would give the impression that food is cheaper in Nigeria than in the UK. But that would be a half truth, or what some people like to call being smart by half. Here’s the part people conveniently leave out. The minimum wage in the UK is about £12.44 per hour. That means someone earning minimum wage needs less than 5 hours of work to afford that £50 fruit basket. And before someone says it, yes, if you’re on minimum wage here you’re probably shopping in Lidl or Aldi, not casually loading £50 worth of fruit into your trolley like a wellness influencer. But that’s beside the point. Now let’s look at Nigeria. Let’s assume that same fruit basket really costs ₦20,000. Sounds cheap, right? Nigeria’s minimum wage is ₦70,000 per month. That translates to roughly ₦337 per hour. So to buy that same ₦20k fruit basket, a minimum wage worker would need to work almost 60 hours. That’s about 6½ full working days. Think about that for a moment. Someone in the UK doing the same type of low income job works about 5 hours to buy it. Someone in Nigeria may need almost a full week of work. So when people start comparing prices to gaslight you and say petrol is $4 in the US or fuel is £1.80 in the UK, ask them one simple question. How does that compare to people’s income? Because price without income context is just propaganda with numbers. Now let’s take it one step further. In the UK, the minimum wage is about £12.44 per hour and the Prime Minister earns around £83 per hour. That is roughly a £70 difference per hour. In Nigeria, the minimum wage is about ₦337 per hour and the President earns about ₦6,770 per hour before allowances. That is a difference of about ₦6,433 per hour. In percentage terms, the UK Prime Minister earns about 577% more per hour than minimum wage. Nigeria’s President earns about 1,570% more per hour than minimum wage. And that is before we even talk about the endless allowances, benefits, convoys, security votes, and other mysterious expenses that seem to multiply like rabbits. So the question is not whether things are cheap or expensive. The real question is how long the average citizen has to work to afford them. Because when people must work days for what others can buy in hours, something deeper is wrong. I’ll leave you with this. “Until all are free, all are enslaved.”

@adeolabablo @ebenfx6 @Kaar_maaa @NigeriaStories Dearest Abiola, That's not true. In this life, try to understand that there is a reason/explanation for everything, even the things you don't understand. When you think that way, you can always ask why, how etc? Juju: no proof, just belief Science/facts: Evidence

@ebenfx6 @Kaar_maaa @NigeriaStories And those people sleep for how many days again? How many days do you think human being can survive without water? How many days do you think human can survive without passing out waste?

On August 5, 2018, the Nigeria Police arrested a suspected thief who slept off in his victim's house in Owo, Ondo State, during a stealing operation. He was arrested with 400mg of Tramadol while he was sleeping. He was still sleeping when he was paraded by the police. In fact, he "slept" until he died eight days later August 13, 2018.

@houseofmakin @Darieloni @FavourYusuf1 Yes, there must be guidelines, laws and consequences that guide religious practices. Nigeria is so lawless, and evil, the same for everything within the system.

@Darieloni @FavourYusuf1 If you have half of his brain, you will know the quote is rambling about how to tame the church and he precisely responded to that. There's no " out of everything he said..."

The Audacity to think a politician has a right to tell the church what to teach is baffling. I will say what I always say to anyone who makes this statement. Better men than you have tried. But they died, and Christianity is waxing stronger. You are not more brutal than Nero who turned Christians into torches in Rome. This is the legacy we inherited and it is what we will preach. In life and in death, in sickness and in health. In chains or on YouTube, with letters, podcasts or livestreams, we will keep proclaiming That there is no other name through which you might be saved but Jesus Christ and him crucified. This is the Gospel and it is the power of God unto salvation, both to the Jew, the Greek and the Igala man. And the day you die, you will stand before Him to give account. May that day be a day of Joy for you. And the church says…..

@ton_blockchain Hi, can't find the link to the workshop

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@EmilyB40218909 @Admiral_Cyborg @amakele512 🤣🤣🤣

@Admiral_Cyborg @amakele512 🤣🤣

WF Kumuyi prayed for Nigeria, specifically electricity, years before I was born. Adeboye prayed and held crusades for 'a better Nigeria' while frolicking with NADECO boys. Johnson Suleiman prayed for Ukraine, while using bulletproof cars to shield himself and his family from danger. Primate Ayodele prayed for Israel and predicted a lot of jargons. Omotosho sold the Blood of Jesus, keys to heaven, the air they breathe in Heaven. He even sold the lion of the tribe of Delta (Judah). Ibiyomie prayed for Wike to win governorship court case. Late Uma Ukpai charged 1 million Naira to go for evangelical outreach in rural communities. Now, Jerry Ezé is praying for Visa, Repair of electronics, etc. What do these men have in common? Deception! None of their prayers work!!! They deceive you into hopelessness and capitalize on that particular weakness, thereby turning you into a prey, while they cashout from your vulnerabilities and stupidity. They make you believe your problem is psychological and spiritual, in so doing, they're shielding the actual culprits who happen to be the politicians. I would have loved to advise you, but you're not ready.

@MubarakBalogun @Mr_famade I came for your event, So that means I have given you my image rights? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I came for your wedding, so I have given you my image rights 🤣🫢 🧠🚫

@Mr_famade @__raybekah This is not a public space. I organized an event, if you come for such event, you can’t complain about being filmed by the organizers. It’s different to filming people just going about there days.

Oh no. Where’s the privacy? See people’s faces in someone’s video 😭😭 this is a violation of their privacy damn!!!

@kunle_pata @_kayode__ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_kayode__ That’s why God is not human… He is merciful. He shows mercy to whomever He chooses. 🙏✨

Smoke igbo all year , go Mecca for few days. Una dey deceive una self with this religion thing

@otahosina54974 @0xMic_009 @exlinklodge @yabaleftonline He already told you, you will know in old age. Old age is when regrets or non-regrets become obvious. Social media and public validation won't matter at that age

@0xMic_009 @exlinklodge @yabaleftonline I will prefer having a baby without marrying if you ask me. Let the both parties fulfill their duty on the child or children life simple.

Life of a 27 y/o unmarried woman living alone and NOT auditioning to be anyone’s wife. x.com/dammiedammie35…

This is my childhood friend, Pastor Segun, though a graduate, he “volunteered to be poor” as a Missionary so the villagers can hear the saving gospel. His wife is currently in Nursing school with two kids, why, so she can learn basic medical skills that will be useful to the villagers as part of the recurring outreaches. I was with him last year April, he is ever rejoicing and joyfully carrying his cross, trusting God for monthly provision of his needs and that of his ministry; for more than 15yrs, he is constantly grateful for being found worthy by God to be entrusted with such responsibility!

@c_mobike @ridbay x.com/i/status/20318…

@ridbay Well, fair point

Everyday i see reasons why this guys should never own a nuclear weapon. What’s Thailands got to do with their issues??

@BudgITng With the 2M+ I contribute every year to LIRS. You won't touch my phone

🗣️Dear Nigerians, Queuing for public buses is not your destiny. They are a result of policy, planning, and budgeting decisions. And those decisions will improve when we all continue to ask questions and apply pressure on the government. We cannot continue to normalize poor public services. #GetInvolved #AskQuestions

@BudgITng We cannot continue to normalize poor public services.

@dammiedammie35 That lady likely pays Millions of Naira in taxes to the Lagos State Government, and you are asking her not to make demands of the government she is paying. She paid the government to provide those services, and they have to make buses available and on time

Update guys💔! This morning she’s got phys!c@lly h@r@ss£d by her fellow woman for making a video to inform the Lagos state Govt that Lagosians don’t have enough BRT buses and a lot of people are suff£r!ng from it. imagine being h@r@ss£d because you’re trying to make life better for people💔

@dammiedammie35 That lady likely pays Millions of Naira in taxes to the Lagos State Government, and you are asking her not to make demands of the government she is paying. She paid the government to provide those services, and they have to make buses available and on time

They warned her inside bus this morning to stop the content she normally makes to call the Lagos state government out for not providing enough BRT buses for transportation and how people spend hours on queue just to get to work or home💔🧵