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@Brian___Jethro Fuel muZim inowànika kuTotal neRedan chete,iwe uriwemaagenda

Kana tazogara , fuel ⛽️ yepa ZUVA service station inolaster The best fuel in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

@Makomborerol What I know is you can have the original bottle ,but still have kambwa contents

How do you even know the original? 😂

@wicknellchivayo Sorry kwacho

HALLO FRIDAY…ZIMBABWE @ 46...🙏🙏🙏 ZUVA RA MAMBO...ZUVA RAKA KOMBORERWA...ZUVA RE TSITSI NE MUTSA... Today, we once again come to our place of worship, MURENJE RINOERA, to pray and show LOVE for one another as we are taught na BABA JOHANE. It is yet another day to encourage each other to remain steadfast in prayer, seeking the DIVINE BLESSING of God upon our families, upon our land of ZIMBABAWE and upon our LEADERSHIP. The work of the Church is not EASY, and those who stand at the FOREFRONT do so with SO MUCH discipline and SACRIFICE. I have always believed that those who carry the burden of the Church must be appropriately RECOGNISED. These are men who WAKE UP EARLY and SLEEP LATE, VACHINAMATA MUGOMO. They are the pillars of our BRANCHES and the reason why our Church continues to STAND STRONG across the country, continent and the WORLD OVER. It is for this reason that I have chosen to honour a group of EXCEPTIONAL leaders who have demonstrated beyond measure, that they understand what it means to SERVE with so much humility. I say a BIG CONGRATULATIONS to the following LEADERS; Mashonaland East – Madzibaba Razaro (Mutoko) Manicaland – Madzibaba Michael (Rusape) Midlands – Madzibaba David Mkoba 20 (Gweru) Midlands – Madzibaba Petros Highlands (Gweru) Matabeleland – Madzibaba Daniel (Cowdray Park, Bulawayo) Matabeleland North – Madzibaba Khulisani (Pumula, Bulawayo) Mashonaland Central – Madzibaba Tafadzwa (Bindura) Mashonaland West – Madzibaba Renny Mubaira (Mhondoro) Matabeleland South – Madzibaba Simabhi (Gwanda) Harare – Madzibaba Bigg Jerusalem (Epworth) Harare – Mudare Madzibaba Stanley (Reza, Gwanzura Branch) Harare – Mudare Madzibaba Jonathan Makaza (Velvet Branch) Please go & see VICTOR at Exquisite Car Dealership on SATURDAY morning ,EACH ONE of you will receive a BRAND SPANKING NEW 2026 Toyota Fortuner 4x4 2,8 DG6 and 2,4 GD6, each valued at US$75,000, which has been fully paid for. In addition, you will EACH receive USD10,000 cash for your fuel and other personal needs. Mota YEMUPOSITORI inofanira kugara ine FULL TANK !!! As I indicated at the beginning of the year, EVERYONE in the Church and across all branches will be recognised, ESPECIALLY those who continue to demonstrate DEDICATION in their service. INI NDIRI MUKURU………HANDITAURE ZVEKUNYEPA !!!! May God CONTINUE to bless you abundantly, and may you continue serving the CHURCH with humility and COMPASSION. TAMBIRAI ZUVA RINE CHIPO...RUFARO KWAMURI…🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@MdharaTheo @natemeja Why hamusikumuziva imi

@natemeja It's high time the government does something about these 'crazy names'. My neighbour, a couple of years ago had a son named Together

Noticed my uber driver’s name is Tolerance, and I just said Ndeip mdara when I got in and he responded 🤣

@BrentashTrades @Nguwir @begottensun Best 7 tonnes 😂 imi?

@Nguwir @begottensun Umm 10 tonnes hre 😂 mazonyanya even the best vanosvika kuma7 huh

So we managed to get 3 tons average per HA. We had 4 guys on salary. 3 vemaricho, Expensive inputs and erratic rain. I just agreed with my wife : next year we just buy the maize we need for our animals. 🫵🤣. In SA we will get it under $300 per ton. Only grow your own maize if you are a commercial farmer on above 50ha or you have FUCK ALL ELSE DO with your life 🤣🌽

@GMBdura @MoLAFWRD_Zim @ObertDr14813 @joylynndoro @BadaraiEdson @HeraldZimbabwe @ZBCNewsonline @ZTNPrime @SundayNewsZimba @ManicaPostZim @DailyNewsZim The percentage of US$ and ZWD remain as they are or there are changes as well

2025/26 Farmer Producer Prices for maize, traditional grains, soya bean and sunflower released.

@LFC You know nothing Arne Slot

74’ - Jones replaces Mac Allister 🔁🔴 [0-0] [0-3 agg] #UCL

@cry_gurende @DandaroOnline @SelbyChirau What happened you can't just leave it here

@DandaroOnline @SelbyChirau Dandaro don't sensationalise issues for the likes. The good thing though is, you did not mention the dates and the place where this happened. I was there when this happened, way back in 2024. On this incident, I was really ashamed of being Zimbabwean. Let me leave it there.

#dandarostreets Chaos erupted after a group of Chinese mining bosses allegedly trapped several people inside a mineshaft, filled the shaft, and attempted to flee the scene. A mob intercepted the suspects before they could escape and forced them to return and release those trapped underground. The situation quickly escalated into violence, with tensions running high as onlookers demanded accountability. Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@JemedzeGiv27196 @J_Murove Shamhu inemunyu

@J_Murove Gadzira vanhu nemushonga vaite kafiramberi dhemeti. Haichazi nguva yekuterera miiri inoyi

senyika tichataura rini about situation yekuti wajuma svigold svako muchakasara chaimo wotogadzira mapapers then jikijiki munhu ouya nebepa rine chi stamp cha1964 achiti claim ndeyake and there’s nothing you can do about it😏

@begottensun Kuhora

When you earn a “wage” in Shona, we call it “Kutambira”. To “Dance For”. Since we didn’t have formal employment, it’s a word we abstracted and used when mine workers had to dance for their 6 pence weekly in colonial times . KuTambira… when Men came home they were greeted with “Titambire” by happy wives and kids. His name is Democracy. 🫵🤣 x.com/PSAFLIVE/statu…

@Bakari_sibanda Kokutyisidzira nepresidium tirege futi here?

Ngatisiyanei netsika of threatening each other nemaCIO when we don’t know each other and don’t even know who we know hantika 🚮

@MudhumeniMukuru Kwedu Murewa tinoti matunduru

Tsvoritsvoto in shona or Kei-apple in English .The fruit comes from a shrub with thorny branches whose botanical name is Dovyalis caffra. Pachokwadi handizivi kuti ndoti unovavira here kana kuti ndoti unonaka. Nhau ndaisira kwamuri vanoziva muchero uyu kuti mutipire tinzwe.

@MasterBatema @nicksaulop @samaz02_08 @vincewillmakeit @CrimeWatchZW 😂

@nicksaulop @samaz02_08 @vincewillmakeit @CrimeWatchZW Lol you rate I’m poor? I’m willing to bet I’ve lived a far more privileged life than you could even imagine. Only difference is I don’t have to say it. You are poor in spirit which is the worst kind of poverty. On a serious note though mate I hope you recover you look really sick

It's Sad! ZRP ethics have gone so rogue. This morning, at the Corner of Lytton Road and Douglas road in Rugare, ZRP officers were waving down vehicles driven by people on their way to work. They were issuing fines with a minimum charge per car which meant each driver was being forced to pay up US$60 cash and to make matters worse, no card payments were allowed. Ukada kutaurisa uri kunzi toenda newe. All the officers from Mbare Police station. In my case, I managed to negotiate it to US$30 and I was being charged for not having set of warning triangles. I first went to the office because it was only 5 minutes away. I needed to report for work and borrow some cash from a colleague. However, I noticed that every motorist was being charged for at least two violations, including faulty brake lights, missing warning triangles, and using a phone while driving (even when it was resting on their legs). The officers I recall were Jangara (a male officer) and Gwatidzo (a female officer). The female officer was the one flagging down vehicles while holding a book, and she would then direct the male officer to attend to each vehicle. There were more than 15 cars at the scene. I wish I had taken a picture of that intersection. @PoliceZimbabwe

@Pollsterrrr1 @henrykay_e @BabesweHunters Ukanyatsozvitsvagurutsa vana ndivo breadwinner wastepfather

@henrykay_e @BabesweHunters That comes with extra effort besides bills, manje kana vachidya sadza rangu, you expect me to take my time to attend all of that???

ngl.link/babeswehunters1 Kkkk if they can not afford to take care of the kids its in your legal bounds to apply for custody wangu , chii chakadaro chinenge ngozi

@drjaytee87 @CMukungunugwa Hhmm chiremba musadaro 😂

@CMukungunugwa it's like measuring IQ yemazimbabweans vachiona iwe ..

Zimbabweans are Rich thanks to the second republic

@GaryG1__ @TanakaTakawira_ @T_a_t_e_n_d_a Nhai veduwe

@TanakaTakawira_ @T_a_t_e_n_d_a “Saka winky D akauya kuzobata maoko here?”

Dj Ollah is somewhere busy plotting a way to bring that grieving guy for an interview,,,,, I just can't prove it 🤔🤔🤔

@LFC Wake me up when it's over

Next up, we're back in Premier League action 🔜 #LIVFUL

@AnfieldWatch Something needs to change

Can Liverpool do it or does something need to change?

@AnfieldWatch Sack Slot

What changes do you want to see after that then?

@LFC Half time substitution -Arne Slot out

We trail at half-time in Paris.