Chip Slowsberry

Me in Sadie McKennas toilet

@SethParty Just know this was @thetorkinator

Just found out my roommate fucked a chick with a boyfriend of 3 years last night. She said not to tell anyone so her future husband doesn’t find out. #sicktostomach #neverhavingadaughter

My favorite thing to do on a Sunday is sit around, rot on the couch, and eat everything in my pantry like I’m a garbage disposal. Yes @SethParty I know you do this everyday but for me, this is just a once a week thing.

Sadie McKenna still waiting for you to have my kids!

@CoenBarr answer my fucking texts trying to get ahold of you is like begging for spare change on the sidewalk these days.

Legos. Peak.

This guys cock must drag on the ground🤙🏼🤙🏼 #ferd

Also I just remembered how I thought about my ex before he even made that statement. Wow I’m still in love with her.

At church this morning they said something about meeting your future wife at Michigan State. Yeah. I guess that’s destiny

Happy Easter. What’s more to love than a double collar with some polo and PM.

Shrink this fucking Michigan team man. Fuck.

@thetorkinator @SethParty @longtip64920 He sure did mention drafting me for the race, but in his words “the case isn’t all that I love about you, it’s your presence. I love u on this squad. I love u 8 ball”

@chippyslows @SethParty @longtip64920 Chipper- if I remember correctly it was strictly off your ability to throw back the beverages. I think he even mentioned drafting you for the annual case race. Wow what a time.

Talk about aura man. Just thinking back to the day that the good ol SEV called me his favorite player on the squad. Nothing will top that ever. @SethParty @thetorkinator @longtip64920

@longtip64920 @SethParty @thetorkinator This wasn’t MLK style (not a dream), it was reality

@chippyslows @SethParty @thetorkinator And then you woke up, tard! -tipper

@SethParty @thetorkinator @longtip64920 Just jealous u didn’t get the crown bubba

@chippyslows @thetorkinator @longtip64920 this never happened pal

@SethParty @CoenBarr That vodka is nothing but the truth.

@CoenBarr that vodka feeds families @chippyslows

I’m 19 years old, why the fuck am I still watching this guy. All the fruity vodka is @SethParty btw

@CoenBarr Super weird larp post you’ve never touched a weight in ur life

Lifting might be the most unenjoyable hobby on earth, I want to fucking be rotting rn

What if this truck just fucking fell on me

What the fuck did instagram do to the swipe on a post. I don’t even want to open the app anymore.

@RandyWest1738 @SadieMckennaX Bro this could definitely be AI but either way I’m prolly busting to this

@SadieMckennaX @chippyslows 😛

hi lil bro

@SniffBagLLC6 @ClarenceCumgut Bro this is MY girl nobody should be talking to her in a way like this

@ClarenceCumgut @chippyslows

Gay Son or Thot/Criminal Daughter #FUCKNEBRASKA