Darren Stuart

@lembitopik Do some homework before you post crap

If 30 Celsius in UK needs a “Red Heat Alert,” why hasn’t everyone in Spain left or suffered health problems?

@I_Dont_Know_Her Why does she do it? She can’t sing, yet people still stream and download her. The world is dead

Just when you thought the Katie Price and Lee Andrews situation couldn't get any weirder, she's recorded a cover of Get here and dedicated to him. Obsessed with the slurred vocals, "sellll bwoat"

@alelliott88 Pop/punk. For the young and musically inept

The lowest point in the history of music

@JulenBollain And the ‘sheep’ lap it up. Twats

Donald Trump sobre el test cognitivo: “Había preguntas difíciles. Tienes un oso, una serpiente, un elefante y un caballo… nombra el caballo.” Trump vuelve a explicar con orgullo una prueba médica diseñada para detectar señales tempranas de demencia como si fuera un test de inteligencia. Le han hecho tres. Presume de haberlas aprobado. Y aun así, parece que no ha entendido de qué iban.

@Oscarrjavier95 Over-the-ear, wired Bose. You need that full bass. And they’re very comfortable

Pregunta sería: ¿Todavía hay gente que utiliza auriculares con cable? Pero por qué? 🤔👀

@rfkenmore Piss off! I’m 59 in October. You won’t catch me in Crocks, cardigans, humourous t-shirts or novelty socks. What you wear casually defines you

I’m not saying you ought to wear bespoke tailoring, but dressing like this at 50 is so crazy to me

@punt_rd I have a few Billy Joel albums. He is a classic songwriter, quite simply. 50+ years of solid material. Lists are a bit pointless, really

These NYT judges for the 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters justifying Billy Joel not being picked for the list is as appalling as it is insufferable. First year Uni/College student style pontificating at its worst. The full list is in the post below. Taylor Swift is on it…

@Varticoo Characters like Pep and Jose Mourinho are needed in top-flight football. Successful, interesting, talented, and real. City will struggle initially next season

Pep made football interesting?

@consequence He’s not wrong. How many of today’s acts will be talked about in 50 years in glowing terms? Record labels need to nurture young artists, and not expect instant success. The majors have huge amounts of money. They can afford to offer time. Artists can and will pay back

Thom Yorke used his speech at the 2026 Ivor Novello Awards to deliver a blunt warning to the music industry: stop treating new artists like disposable content. "To use music and song to tell the story of what it truly means to grow up in their mode and go stylistically wherever the fuck they want, because they can. This is the pumping heart of music. This is how music stays relevant. "For this to happen, the industry itself has to have faith in these people. They're fragile, usually kind of fucked up like me, and they need support. And the industry needs the wisdom to allow them to develop, and be able to take risks with them and make mistakes with them. That is literally their job, in my opinion. "I'm very aware, and so are my band, [of] how lucky we were in our formative years, thanks to our managers Brian, Chris, Bryce and Jules. They fought really hard for us guys. And weirdly, our old record company, the old school EMI, cut us a lot of slack back in the old days. It all paid off. "We watched a lot of other artists not be so lucky, get chewed up and spat out. It takes time for artists to find their voice, to learn their craft and where it will take them. That is when the good shit occurs. "I worry that our business is becoming risk-averse and unable to help. It makes zero sense to me. The same is true in a lot of the creative industries: art, film, theatre – they’re all going through this weird, myopic self-destruction. "Instead, I picked up the FT [Financial Times] and read about the exciting share price of streaming services and the insane value placed on the catalogues of a few artists of the previous generation, and the financial frenzy around them. "That's nice for them. But it is not, as they would like to call it, investment in the music sector. Quite the opposite. "I wonder if those people appreciate what went into the making of those records. Maybe you should read some biographies of the music you're buying and hoarding, and some of the history about that subject. "I wonder why no one questions this insane flow of money upwards that leaves nothing but dust for new artists. "Those heads of our industry are not asking what happens for the future generation, when the musical well dries up – which it will, guys. "Instead, a lot of lip service is paid to new music with self-serving playlists, and to the idea of a vital music scene. But there is a refusal to offer even a semblance of a sustainable revenue source for the majority of musicians. "And they continue the nasty fucking opaque accounting tricks that major labels were doing in the '90s. "So I guess I'd like to provide a quick reminder to the top of the industry and streaming services: pull your finger out. Where are you gonna get your next juicy back catalogues from, eh? "This industry will die and arseholes with it, if all you do is devalue the next generation of artists and their fans. Just remember: without us, you ain't shit!" 📸: The Ivors With Amazon Music 2026, Dave Bennett Agency

@k1rallik TH has presence. And from what I’ve read, spends a lot of time chilling out and avoiding too much publicity. Never watched Mobland, but his loss will be theres

> be Tom Hardy > start drugs at 11 > expelled for crack and theft > say you'd sell your mum for a rock > wake up at 25 in blood and vomit > get sober. stay sober 23 years > replace it with the gym and martial arts > become bane. mad max. venom > sneak into a local BJJ tournament as "edward hardy" > choke out a stranger who didn't know it was you > become a trustee of the veterans charity you fight for > in 2026 get fired for being too intense he survived everything except a producer's email.

@GavinEvs It’s Mister Roger’s

Right as it's #totp Friday let's find this legend from an episode a few weeks ago, someone must know of his whereabouts 🤔

@atrupar Yeah. He loves them MAGA boys! Two at a time, probably

Trump tells his sound guy to turn YMCA up before he cuts loose with the dance moves

@atrupar Does he know there’s a silent ‘c’ in ‘cock’?

Trump: "He's a dumb person! D-U-M. Not the B. Most people don't know it has a B."

@JoJoFromJerz I’ve had smarter shits than Trump

Nothing screams “smartest person you’re ever gonna meet” like not being able to say the word “cognitive.”

@TrumpGirlLove You Trump-lovers are unbelievably shallow and empty

I love this, and it’s 100% fact: ‘I have no doubt Jesus saved Trump’s life.’ 🙏✝️ ❤️🇺🇸

@otokyo__ Greed

One thing

@richkidcampbell I see filming is taking place around the corner from me next Thursday. Big shame, as I’m working that day so will miss the locals getting pissed off about not being able to park their cars!

We're back!!!!! 👀👀👀 More cases More Suits And just maybe we might get answers to THAT cliffhanger... See you for Series 7 🙏🏿❤️

@disoye No-one cares what he thinks

This vile, arrogant, self-serving tax dodger, makes my blood boil. Why have him on. He tried to dodge 5 million£ TAX On Sky pontificating about dodgy donors!! BOLLOX!

@jjbiggsy @RobertJenrick He’s not an amateur. He’s a conniving charlatan

This totally threw him, stopped him in his tracks, no coming back from that. Amateur. @RobertJenrick

@MarcoFoster_ She’s definitely not wrong

Fran Lebowitz in 2012: “There’s no such thing as clean money. No one earns a billion dollars. You steal a billion dollars”