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Avocado or Avoca-don’t? 🥑 Everyone’s out here worshipping kale and chia seeds, but the real MVP has been sitting quietly on your toast the whole time. Avocados are fatty — and that’s exactly why they’re awesome. The kind of fat that keeps your heart happy, your brain sharp, and your skin glowing like you actually drink water. They pack more potassium than a banana, tons of fiber, and enough vitamins to make a multivitamin blush. They lower bad cholesterol, feed your brain, and even help absorb nutrients from other foods. Basically, they’re the friend who makes everyone around them better. Sure, they cost more than your rent and turn brown faster than your last relationship ended, but they’re worth it! So next time someone asks if avocados are healthy, just tell them: It’s not an avoca-don’t. It’s a damn avoca-DO.

@DefiantLs Get over yourself, honey. It’s southern hospitality.

Context is everything.

@DotComParker If it’s in my pants I will. 👖 ❤️

You’ll touch your first $1M this year.

@itsviperdemex I’ll take, “something the devil would say” Alex, for $200.

OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤

@BitcoinPulseX Of course it would.

@NoahKingJr I can have a no bias opinion

TELL ME SOMETHING YOU CAN DO THAT CHATGPT CANNOT

@ronsterd89 The rich kids had Power Wheels and HBO!

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

@honeymoon250 Guns

What does your Country have

@ThrillaRilla369 Lawn darts. Throw em straight up, and RUN!

Age yourself with a Toy from your childhood that today's kids wouldn't know.. 🤔

@Matt_Pinner Why would you need 3 hands?

Be HONEST

@EricLDaugh Expert level: Beating around the bush

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just said Iran's leaders sent him a "present" as part of proving who is really in control The present, related to oil and gas, arrived today, worth a "tremendous amount of money" "They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money." "And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize." "They gave it to us, and they said they were going to give it, so that meant one thing to me — we deal with the right people." "No, it wasn't nuclear-related. It was oil and gas-related, and it was a very nice thing they did." "But what it showed me is that we're dealing with the right people."

@GuntherEagleman I would love ❤️ to believe Iran, BUT… who would?

TRUMP CONFIRMED IRAN AGREED TO WHAT NOBODY ELSE COULD CONVINCE THEM TO DO: Trump reports that Iran has bent the knee and agreed to NEVER possess nuclear weapons. "They've agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that." WOW

@elchartox Never look a gift horse in the mouth

nobody owes you anything so if someone is willing to help you be grateful

@catturd2 Who killed him AND who is responsible

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@gotrice2024 Unrealistic. If she truly has celiac disease, this is harassment. It’s like asking for low-salt ocean water. 🤦‍♂️

This woman is trying to order Chinese food from her local restaurant. She claims she has celiac disease and insists on gluten free items only. She even requests that the food be prepared separately from where the normal food is prepared, and that all surfaces including the woks be scrubbed with soap and water before they cook her food separately. The restaurant replies that they can make her a gluten free meal but they don’t have the time to thoroughly scrub down everything just to make one meal. You can tell she’s irritated they said no, but is her expectations to accommodate her condition realistic?

@davidgokhshtein I’m an expert at providing liquidity. 🤦‍♂️

Who’s still buying crypto out here, because it feels like I’m alone.

@hurslit82226 @lady_valor_07 Yeah, that’s the thing when you tip well. U don’t get bad service. 🤷‍♂️ Karma.

@chizznutty @lady_valor_07 What if the service is awful?

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@Mrcryptoxwhale Most family insurance plans that I’ve had over the past 8 years since I’ve had kids is 1800/month with an 8k deductible…Aetna, United, Bluecross…they are all the same, this is so widespread it’s crazy. But what can I do? The kids have to have insurance.

MY DAUGHTER JUST HAD AN EAR INFECTION. We went to the doctor. She got prescribed antibiotics. The visit cost $244. Insurance covered $60. We still owe $184 out of pocket. Meanwhile, I pay $556/month for family insurance. Something isn’t adding up.

@TheFigen_ Halloween 🎃 🤷‍♂️

No way! On what occasion would you wear this?

@DotComParker Positive affirmations 🙏

You’re going to get stupid rich this year.