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I’ve proven the moon landing was faked, #NASA ! Ran some of the landing “pictures” through the Ghibli filter and they CAME OUT UNCHANGED! Mathematically this only can happen if the originals were faked!!! Tell your friends!!!!!

Sorry to bring you actual information but CA had a Republican governor for 7 years after that fire (2003-2011)…

One positive of NIL is I don’t have to waste energy wondering how these college kids can afford the double sleeves plus full back tattoos. #NCAABasketball #NIL

@mscccc If I had that kind of big picture thinking personally, I wouldn’t settle for less than CTO?

I have 14 months of experience. 9 months at FAANG. When applying to startups, would I be a principal SWE or director of engineering?

And the tag game failed me with the baseball include. Sorry for invading your timeline.

Which side would you take on a 64 over/under for the number of “Jaylen”’s [1] participating in the Men’s NCAA BBall tourney 2024? 1 - Including alt spellings. @NCAABaseball @MarchMadnessMBB

And what is your guess for the equivalent name for women this year? @MarchMadnessWBB

Story of my life - tryin’ to be a low key rebel by putting the sock with the ‘L’ on my right foot and realizing later that it was just the size.

@trevor_bradley @kareem_carr Agreed. But “… and they now understand it when before they didn’t” makes the poll super confusing and often is more about your audience at that point. 🤣

I’m honestly kind of shocked. Out of 8000 responses, 4000+ of you were like “yes, yes and yes”. That’s seriously impressive.

@Duaghhg @MTGNerdGirl Sorry: I knew it would be triggering so I didn’t include the “large garlic fries”, but it had to be done…

I've seen kids stuff cardboard down their socks for soccer. Is this cheating? Is proxies against the rules? Yes. Is it cheating? Personally, No. People just wanting to play is not cheating. If caught and its against the rules... sure remove them, but I would not label them a cheater.

@Stambrah @Rivis666 @MTGNerdGirl Cheater incoming?

CA Weather Forecast: we mean it, it’s really gonna rain this time! CA Weather: hold my beer…

@polemicuss @nntaleb Except for the part where VO2 max is literally *per kilogram* ?

@nntaleb Exactly - same for body weight btw. You have a heavy person run a 5k at the same pace as a lighter person, same level of Relative Effort and yet the coefficient will be lowered to ultimately produce a lower VO2 for the heavy person. I would argue the heavier person is fitter!

Indirect estimation of VO2 max incorporates age. Estimations are derived by regression on populations. So if a 30 y.o. & a 60 y.o. are EQUALLY fit, w/same max HR, the 30 y.o. will be assigned 12 points higher! #Imbeciles missed confounders! Test: change your age in Apple Watch

8am: egg white omelette (no cheese) 12pm: one apple, one banana, one yogurt 6pm: chicken Caesar salad (light dressing) 8pm: small frozen yogurt 830pm: a few hard pretzels 845pm: two Oreos 850pm: four Oreos 853pm: eight Oreos 9pm: grilled cheese 930pm: Pizza Hut

Not a billionaire so can’t afford a Supreme Court justice but I’ve got my eye on a late model traffic court clerk on layaway.

As a constitutional originalist, he doesn’t have to believe in any laws passed since, what, 1800, right?

LLM chat technologies like #ChatGPT and #Bard will turn out to be like the automated ship in WALL-E except for our intellects.

My favorite part of any #ncaabasketball game is when both teams are out of time outs.

Tried some of my wife’s volume enhancing conditioner. Now I can’t sleep my hair is so loud.