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Congress should be paid per diem for each day they work. Nothing else.

Don’t do it in Florida

🚨214 CONFIRMED UNAUTHORIZED AUTOPEN USES AND STILL FUCKING COUNTING — SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN WAS SECRETLY RUNNING THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT LIKE THE POWER-HUNGRY, DEEP STATE CUNT SHE IS WHILE JOE BIDEN WAS A DROOLING VEGETABLE! The FBI’s Autopen Task Force just dropped another nuclear bomb on the radical leftist hag. Senator Elizabeth Warren is directly tied to 214 confirmed fraudulent uses of the presidential signing device — and the number keeps climbing. Task Force spokesman Ben Jarroo didn’t sugarcoat it: “The volume alone tells us something unusual was happening. No one signs that many documents in a three-month span unless they were effectively running the government while the president was unavailable.” Investigators are now going far beyond who pushed the button — they’re hunting down who coordinated the schedule, approved the paperwork, and decided who would sit in the Oval Office during Biden’s “episodes.” They believe this was a coordinated deep-state operation involving multiple people, and they’ve narrowed the list of possible ringleaders down to a small circle of suspects. Pocahontas wasn’t just helping — she was the one running the fucking show from the shadows while America thought Sleepy Joe was still president. This entire Biden “administration” was one giant unconstitutional forgery scam, and Warren is right in the middle of it. Share this everywhere before the corrupt media tries to bury the biggest presidential forgery scandal in history! Follow @UnmaskTheSys for more drops.

Just one bite from a genetically modified tick and steak turns into poison! What does that leave, then? Bill Gates' "lab-grown meat"... Chilling how a small bug bite can change what you eat for the rest of your life... Time to arrest Bill Gates!

Class Action Lawsuit

This is so fucked up. If you can't support your families on $200k/year then how can people making $20/hour? Fucking scumbags. Johnson needs to go. Stock trading MUST end. We need reps who aren't looting the markets, period.

The Senate Parliamentarian just blocked $1B in Secret Service funding for Trump's White House East Wing ballroom security upgrades. An unelected official isn’t running the country. We elected Trump to be President NOT the Parliamentarian. Thune: ignore this or fire her. Now.

2024 Presidential Election Votes: President Trump: 77,304,184 Senate Parliamentarian: 0 The American people gave President Trump a mandated not Elizabeth MacDonough… Another swamp scam.

🚨 BREAKING: TWO U.S. FIGHTER JETS COLLIDE AND CRASH DURING AIR SHOW Two United States fighter jets collided mid-air and crashed during a performance at an air show today. Emergency crews are responding to the scene. The condition of the pilots is not yet known. This is a developing story. 🇺🇸

His punishment should be to serve in a dog pound

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I was in a grocery store today and watched a store manager at the register trying to show an 80 yo Somali Imam (Al Shebab) how use his EBT card at the point of sale. He scans the card and gets cash back off it. WTF are we even doing here folks? Why are we paying for this shit?

After eating this stuff for years of my life, I can guarantee this is a great idea.

Mitt Romney endorsed Massie. Need I say more?

California gave ONE nonprofit $1 BILLION. To put solar panels on poor people's roofs. You know how much solar they actually installed? $72 million. That's it. So where the FUCK is the other $928 MILLION? I'll tell you exactly where. The same nonprofit that WROTE the law that gave them the money ALSO got the contract to run "community outreach." Same guy runs the nonprofit AND the program. Chris Walker. Two paychecks. Look it up. And their SISTER organization — same building, same staff, same donors — is a 501(c)(4) that endorses Democrat candidates and runs door-knocking operations in the EXACT SAME NEIGHBORHOODS. Connect the dots, idiot. You pay $7.50 a gallon for gas. Cap-and-trade takes a cut at the pump. That money flows to "climate justice nonprofits." Those nonprofits funnel it into Democrat get-out-the-vote machines. You. Are. Funding. The. People. Who. Are. Robbing. You. Every time you fill up your fucking tank, you're paying for a Democrat campaign volunteer to knock on a stranger's door and tell them how amazing Gavin Newsom is. $928 MILLION. GONE. And not one journalist in this state asked a single question until @jennyraeca and CAL DOGE pulled the receipts. You think this is the only one? There's a hundred more like it. This is how California works now. This is how a "blue state" stays blue when only 48% of the voters are Democrats. Wake the fuck up. @patrickbetdavid @VincentOshana @FoxNews @WallStreetApes @CalDOGEgov @elonmusk @libsoftiktok We're standing in front of the building right now. @raminrealtalk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@raminrealtalk

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More people are arrested for speech offenses in the UK than any other country. This is insane.

Gaslight & Stick together!

I NEVER watch MSM. I think their audience are the baby boomers!

Once again, @RealJamesWoods Nails It! @johnthune is a traitor to the @RNC! It’s time to remove him from his leadership position! @NRSC @SenateGOP stand up for the American people and do the right thing for once!