@ShooterMcGavin nothing excellent about that bullshit. an entire day's worth of golfers will be dealing with this guy's joke. should be assaulted for it.
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Donillo Chombiosko
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Donillo Chombiosko
@chombiosko
Orchestrated demoralization: coming soon to a collapsing empire near you.
Central USA Katılım Aralık 2014
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@FromKulak If there was enough evidence to make it 1% likely to be true, JPM settles. This is utterly preposterous, and they will countersue this guy for everything.
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Real talk.
I don't believe the lawsuit. I honestly think the guy made it all up like all Indians make up everything about white women so that he could scam a sexual harassment-suit.
That's why it sound like a cliche porno-HR video mashup.
Indians Know how to MeTOO now
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@MomAngtrades Anyone that would say that stuff would have to be psychopathic and so utterly tactless as to never make it that far. And to risk a career to sleep with some twerpy Indian dude that she could just meet at a bar in five minutes?? Preposterous.
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@UziCryptoo The estate is liable for the debt. So it'll come out of a family's expected inheritance if there is any. Credit card companies may voluntarily write it off as uncollectable, but more likely they'll file a claim if you're in probate.
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Why did no one tell me credit card debt just dies with you?
My uncle died with $52K across 6 credit cards.
My aunt called each one and said “He’s dead. He can’t pay.”
Every single one said “We’re sorry for your loss. We’ll close the account.”
$52,000. Gone.
Unsecured debt cannot be passed to the family. They just never tell you this.
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@paleonormie Absolutely zero percent chance she said any of that.
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Fish head is not a slur a white person would think of. Calling it now this was a regular affair that that guy is pretending to be an abusive relationship in a desperate Hail Mary to save his marriage
Exec Sum@exec_sum
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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This JP Morgan sex slave story is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard. If it really is all made up by the underling it’s one of the most Indian-coded fictions ever brought to the US justice system.
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@GordonGekko420 The odds of this being true are preposterously low. Absolutely no chance any woman actually says any of that.
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Turns out this was just an Indian guy trying to scam because he got fired. Yikes
Gordon Gekko@GordonGekko420
This is one of the more insane articles I’ve read in awhile
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@Jack_Raines This is the Jussie Smolett of Indian guys fantasizing about their girlboss bosses.
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There is just no way this JPM story is even remotely true
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@Rothmus There's no chance any actual woman talks like this, nor any executive. It's the Jussie Smollett of Indian guys fantasizing about their bosses.
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JPMorgan is backing her.
No evidence for the claims.
The employee failed to cooperate properly.
Maybe we’re being harsh on her?
Exec Sum@exec_sum
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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@jbulltard1 If there was even a shred of credible evidence to support this, JP Morgan would have settled this very quietly a long time ago.
Yeah, no woman or executive would ever talk like this.
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I'm calling it now, this JP Morgan scandal is going to be a lie. No woman would say this stuff ever and secondly if you were a guy and had a decently attractive woman boss who did all this to you, you would never complain. This is too out there come on.
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AlgoFlows@algoflows
holy fucking shit this is insane
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@spelunky_ It's called "genericide" in the trades -- when a branded product so dominates a market it loses its trademark and becomes the generic name of the product. Escalators and the brassiere are examples.
It's taylor ham all day.
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i don’t see the word “ham” anywhere.
taylor is the BRAND, pork roll is the ITEM. i will not be discussing this any further. it’s literally john taylor’s PORK ROLL
hopefully mehta will be able to overcome this flaw.
Alex Chauvancy@AlexC_NJD
🚨 Sunny Mehta mentioned it's TAYLOR HAM, egg and cheese. Big news 🚨
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@FreetheTruth17 @spelunky_ Bergen County is Taylor Ham country. Full stop.
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@spelunky_ He grew up in Wyckoff. They 10000% call it Taylor Ham in Wyckoff.
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The sweetest swing in baseball history and it’s not even close 😍
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@LindyTasteful It's also an infantile culture we're in - Millenials don't think they'll "get old" and balding is a message to grow the F up, causing a lot of anxiety.
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I feel like baldness is becoming a more prominent subject now because many men are single well into their late 30s.
Married guys with kids wouldn't stress as much about having their hair go.
New York Magazine@NYMag
Pattern baldness affects roughly 80 percent of men and nearly half of women over the course of their lives. After decades of snake oil and broken promises, we may be approaching a real inflection point — not just in the science of hair loss but in how the world thinks about baldness itself. For centuries, losing your hair was considered one of life’s cruelest fates, and the only dignified thing to do about it was often nothing at all, since the available fixes — wigs, plugs, spray-on dyes — were somehow even more humiliating. That logic is shifting. Imperfect though many of them still are, treatments are losing their stigma. Into this cultural moment comes a new drug called PP405. Unlike Minoxidil or Finasteride, which can help preserve the hair you have, PP405 is more ambitious, aiming to revive follicles that have already shut down by reprogramming the metabolism of their stem cells. In theory, it doesn’t just slow hair loss; it reactivates the parts of the scalp that have already surrendered — and seemingly without side effects. We may not be at the end of baldness, exactly, but for the first time it feels within sight — the faint stubble of hope. Revisit Lane Brown’s report on the promise of PP405 and the potential coming of the great unbalding — and see how celebrity stylist Chris McMillan imagines what some of the world’s most famous balds might look like with if their hair grew back: nymag.visitlink.me/Pz2Ktp
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@B_of_H @necky_fade was gonna suggest the same thing - good luck stopping a nine-iron on that baby today...
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@necky_fade greens were 5 on the stimp and that 9 iron probably had 47 degrees of loft.
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Shell’s Wonderful World of Golf at Pebble Beach in 1963
Sam Snead Vs Jack Nicklaus
Sam Snead stiffing a nine iron on the 7th
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@PierreVLeBrun I'm probably in the minority, but I say bring the whole Patrick/Adams/Norris/Smythe back. 1-4 in each division before CFs.
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Hockey fans, let your feelings known in this poll regarding the NHL format for the Stanley Cup playoffs:
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@KXPriestess @NJDevils @amandacstein I wish him the best as a person, but as a lifelong paying customer, I'm glad he's gone. Fair game.
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#BREAKING: New Jersey Devils Managing Partner David Blitzer announced today that Tom Fitzgerald will depart the organization.
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@nozzle_d503 @DrChrisCombs Yes, earth would pull them back in, but it's not a stupid question. If they took the same trajectory but at a higher speed, eventually they'd escape earth's gravity. I think that speed is much higher than here tho.
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@DrChrisCombs Going to ask a stupid question and get a world of abuse but here it goes. IF they missed the moon (I mean by a lot so its gravity doesn't effect them) would the Earth's gravity eventually pull them back in or would they continue out?
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I love this perspective as well
Really showcases how we are "catching" the moon with this trajectory
Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer)@DrChrisCombs
This is what we're up to btw
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