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Songwriter/Producer. @RAMrecordsltd. Bookings: [email protected] Tooley Street EP out now https://t.co/EpjGhielRD
🇬🇭“I am the most powerful spiritualist in the world. I am now going to release Harry Kane so that he can score in England’s next match.” — Nana Kwaku Bonsam said as he claimed to have spiritually tied England captain Harry Kane before now “releasing” him.
Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana "I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana" [@dailystar]
Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums. Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
house music is NOT for everyone some of you people STINK !!!! on the dancefloor causing a ruckus with your odour.. NO !!!!!!
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