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@DesonOllie @thejudge1 What a hero

@thejudge1 Cute bro

🚨15 MINUTE WARNING 🚨 79% for 69 seconds of your life THIS WILL NOT BE BEATEN

@CAMELCASTOff Yeah, this never happened you wanker

One of my roughest memories is my gym buddy venting to me about his wife. He said that him and his wife hadn't had sex in 5 years. I asked if she ever goes anywhere for days. He said yeah, her cousins house every weekend. I asked him if she's celibate. He said no. I just paused and stared at him. Watching him do the math and have the realization was rough. I watched the light leave his eyes in real time.

@evanjconrad Fuckin Creepo behaviour

hello internet, i accidentally caught photos of a couple, who i believe are on a engagement picnic in marin, somewhere around stinson beach I’d love to find them & give them the photos! If you know them, please dm

@plusevdegen Got a head on him like a smashed mud crab, absolute jerk off

"I also found out that it (the Gold Cup favourite) is expected to go good today"

@clueless90sguy @mistressdivy The 90’s Gay Guy was too busy listening to Bros. Silverchair rocked you fuckin clown

@mistressdivy Yeah, Silverchair. That band sucked ass. I heard there was some drama with the lead singer and they broke up around 2010. Amazing they lasted that long...who was listening to that crap after the 90s?

Does anyone remember the band "Silverchair" from the 90s? Its still on my playlist

@roller2426 Trying to scare every day people. Fuckin grub

I have it on good authority that oil tankers bound for Australia are being diverted at Singapore. Unless there is a dramatic change.. there will be major oil shortages. Suburban life in Australia could get very difficult very quickly.

@ADTBLUE3 @swandane Typical Carlton moron response #shitclub

celebrating that win is one of the reasons they won’t compete for flags anytime soon. Can’t be happy with that. That’s not a win that’s just collecting 4 points. Big difference

@deanwatling @betsy_com_au “decent steer” you absolute wanker.

Randwick Summarised 📝 @betsy_com_au Sheza Alibi - Freak, 105.3WFA, wins by further with a decent steer. (Jmac peach on AB) Attica - Needs 2000m, Rosehill Guinea’s > Doncaster. Beiwacht - thankfully 1000-1200m/ straight track experiment is over. Maybe the only horse who could haven challenge Sheza Alibi. Cheyan - 99.5 WFA, should be fav for Slipper. @betsy_com_au #Randwick

@NickAUSGRIT @TheHarrisSultan @AlboMP Read his post again you imbecile, Italians and Greeks aren’t trying to overtake the country and HATE our way of life.

@TheHarrisSultan @AlboMP The majority of Italian & Greek Immigrants, who brought variety & the world culture to British Australia, have lived here for over 60 years & barely speak English. Their children are all AUSTRALIANS, the majority highly educated. Assimilation is natural and can't be escaped. 🤡🤡

Muslim Australians have contributed so much to our nation over generations. Tonight, it was an honour to celebrate with the community at the Ramadan Night Markets in Lakemba. Ramadan Mubarak!

@doomerzoomer What a miserable mut you must be

@AbbottEddi5270 Eddie, you still believe in Santa?

So….. here we go again!!!!! KENTUCKY Story: Farmer found crop circle in his field in 2025 He believed he was being messed around with by some local guys who drink too much and go mess around He had a Security Camera installed, pointing at the area that he believed was destroyed by the locals….. The camera has been in operation since…………. This is what happened next….. @JonStewartIL@@PatrickQJackson

@TricksterMi @Boldyboy1975 Wrong numb nuts

@Boldyboy1975 I see what appears to be a low voltage wire powering a 120 volt fan. Not Caribbean cool.

😳can’t unsee it!

@TruthFairy131 @DrStevenGreer Breadcrumming, this guy has been talking shit for years. Zero actual evidence, c’mon man!

🔥 BREAKING 🔥 Dr Steven Greer has just released the trailer for his new documentary right in time for Disclosure. CE5: The New Frontier of Contact. Looking forward to this one 🔥 @DrStevenGreer

@firstfusilier @JacintaAllanMP Jacinta should be locked up

Victorian Premier @JacintaAllanMP chucks her teddy out the cot and bleats that she’s “not gonna stand here and be accused of something I haven’t done”. Gotta say, ‘It wasn’t me’ is a pretty sophisticated approach to adopt when the incontrovertible evidence is that you were the Infrastructure Minister in the @DanielAndrewsMP Labor Government who corruptly oversaw between $15-30 billion dollars of fraudulent payments to the CFMEU union. A union in which your husband was a well known heavy hitter.

@betinum Absolute wanker

Professional betting isn’t flashy. It’s quiet. Isolating. Most days it’s just you, your numbers, and your thoughts. You don’t get the office banter. No after-work pints. No celebrating wins with colleagues who actually understand what went into them. You talk to people, sure. Family. Friends. The barista who knows your order. But it’s not the same as being part of a team. In this game, everyone’s guarding their edge. Real info is rare. Say too much to the wrong person and suddenly limits appear, accounts dry up, and opportunities vanish. I’ve got a handful of people I genuinely trust. The rest is noise, deflection, and half-truths. It’s a strange industry where two people obsessed with the same sport are effectively opponents. The money can be solid. But the loneliness is the cost no one advertises. Honestly, I do miss the social side of a normal 9–5. Still wouldn’t trade it. Just being honest about the trade-offs.

@forallcurious Frog shit

@heavensbvnny Weak prick

I'm sorry for not making you feel safe & secure. It's only you.. It's always been you

Long time ago my ex checked my phone while I was asleep. And no. she didn't find anything. But instead of yelling at her for not trusting me, l asked myself. Why does she even feel the need to check?* So the next day. I got her favourite snacks, and a little card that said.

@coolestdudeva Sums up Fevola, nothing else

if this doesn’t sum up gambling in Australia then I don’t know what does

@owenbroadcast Did he tell you Santa is real too?

i’m at a guys house. he says: “have you heard about the panda thing?” no, i have not. “pandas aren’t like, a real animal. they were created. they’re unknown before relatively recently.” “okay,” i said. he takes out a huge dictionary from the 1930s and shows me this:

@anything4bella This didn’t happen

So I recently went on a date. Everything was fine… until the bill came. He leans in, all serious and goes, “Hey… would it be cool if we split this?”. I almost laughed in this man’s face. Almost. Instead, I smiled, said ‘You know what? I’ll save us both the awkwardness,’ tossed my card down for the full thing and dipped. Blocked him instantly. Like… bro. You asked me out. You planned this. And your first big move is nickel and diming me over a £400 tab? Pathetic.