chopped chud

@fahmeedx me when i want to do the things i enjoy (impossible task)

thinking about all the shit I’m gonna get done on a day off just to watch 2 episodes of a show and eat 5 meals

@sorenxteru cant wait to hear the audience reaction to this

i know we all joke about it but just imagine the genuine despair and anguish we are going to feel when we see this after episode 9

@cuckuke hi 🍟

When u gon stop eating #shrimps with the #wimps and eat a #fry with a #hi 👀

@realyuriyearns natural selection. only the strong survive

just remembered i left my baby in the car last week i hope he's ok.

@Can0Wormzz stuck where....

say that again...

I love you as an enemy ❤️

a dreary morning does not necessarily lead to a dreary day

CS:GO on Xbox 360

@carobunga were you able to get out?

I actually fell into this lake when I was a kid

@barrel_rolls how many others have you done the same to just by posting this?

STOP TWEETING MY THOUGHTS FIRST

@wristchad what about the bee movie

Everyone’s life is a movie. The human movie

@thewarlock34 hi

You guys are making me nervous don’t talk to me

just lost the game again fuck

@LIMEFUCKERR #newborntwt

Googling how to walk

@sucking89 i challenge you to a battle of knives

i challenge you to a battle of wits

@annoyingranch i simply dont believe you. theres no way thats possible

did u guys know they did surgery on a grape

@hopes_revenge they call it trader joes but they dont let you trade anything in aside from money. what a scam.

at Trader Joe’s again . like the retarded bisexual moth to the flame …

@anthraxp1mp i dont think i will. i dont tend to dig in landslides

Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide

Sitting down feels so good

I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK