Greg “The Otterman” Hinnencamp

“I recognize some of the actors” and it’s Al Pacino and Russell Crowe

@thatPNWintern Anytime!

@choppedfug Thanks

Reposting this shit so I don’t have to DM it to all 30 people who follow me

@choppedfug Hello big fan I'm impressed with your profile. I also admire your good sense of humor here. I don't normally write in the comment section, but I think you deserve this compliment.... I'd like to be your friend if you don't mind give me a follow right away❤️🔥

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"

In case you’ve never seen an eagle flying with a shark before.

First day account managing instead of selling #NOTASALESMAN

Watching a 30for30 while I get my haircut.

she wrung that MF out like a soaking wet towel after the beach, never in all my life have I witnessed such greatness 😭

Courtside at dominos, learning the game

@StrangerNews11 I didn’t attend my own graduation.

Noah Schnapp graduated college, but none of the cast attended the ceremony 😢

@CubsZone What would Caleb Williams do if PCA told him to “suck my fuckin dick bitch”?

Pete Crow-Armstrong, Caleb Williams and Matas Buzelis at the Bruno Mars concert at Solider Field

When you live by the E-sign you die by the E-sign #cantsleep

Gave a client an insane quote and they follow up with “we are getting quotes from 2 other companies” #fuck #fuck #fuck

Checked my work email for something and saw an email I sent Friday was forwarded to the CEOs wife. #sundayscaries

bro got that mcdrip

The prospect telling me about the kids she’s a camp counselor for play ice agents vs immigrants.

My boys and I walking in our local spot while everyone else making their 3rd appearance of the semester.

Fiance you’re good. Prospect is here!