Small School Intern

@pootsobotka Forgetting that one dude who goes to mass for TikTok, and thought cold calling was a finance job

NIGHTMARE blunt rotation

@choppedfug Thanks

Reposting this shit so I don’t have to DM it to all 30 people who follow me

@BabyDjournalism Prty damn close atp

@thatPNWintern Dump him in the Nile

How do y’all deal with little brothers? Mine turned 13 and has been a straight punk since who I can’t stand being around.. would appreciate tips

Is it time to sunset this account now that I’m a college graduate?

They should make a future I can use to hedge my hangover

About to graduate college and I’m teetering between still drunk and hungover

@BabyDjournalism You can but not a lot of people know that

@thatPNWintern You can have both. Improvise, Adapt, Execute. Same night.

When did getting drunk become an excuse for getting with women. I miss when getting fucked up just meant having a fun night with the bros

@Treezy82 I don’t get how ts is so how hard for dudes to understand

@thatPNWintern can you explain this to my boys, they can’t seem to fathom that i just want to make a fool of myself with my friends

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it - Barney Stinson.

@ChrisFiexen “One night stands are more important than life long memories with your boys”

@thatPNWintern The rat can’t resist the cheese

My 3 roommates are having crazy sex and i'm eating a mango in bed 👍

The multiverses are aligning and I’m scared asf

@DAVEXEETS You cursed us

Cubs up 4-1 and all the White Sox fans disappeared off my timeline

@BabyDjournalism You’re welcome

@thatPNWintern 5 ipa’s deep listening…

Any album recommendations for the long drive home? (non-rap)

Finished my last ever college exam.. about to bed rot for 3 hours

Hey, thought you could leave without saying goodbye?

Food TikTok’s when you’re high are ethereal