David V

Just found our Germany ‘06 sticker book (completed) I’d forgotten all about Nuno Valente going all post Toblerone binge @AccidentalP

@AJ1984EFC @TheGaryLambert They’re just terribly designed, yes the little tower dividers look nice but I’m pretty sure an extra dozen urinals across the back wall would be more appreciated

@TheGaryLambert It takes an age walking down the concourses to the other toilets as the concourses themselves are absolutely chocker at half time so you might aswell just queue up in the first one you see.

Managed to avoid it for months but gave in and had to go for a piss at half time yesterday. Jesus H Christ. Lads returning to their seats like they’d just came back from ‘nam. Sort it, Meis.

@1884Ben @evertonthatffs @1884DT Have you ever watched football Ben?

@evertonthatffs @1884DT just a gut feeling really, don’t necessarily think he’d get starts straight away either which would knock his confidence and for the last god knows how long he’s been much better at an international level

Pickford's the most underrated English player of my lifetime by a mile.

@WatchedToffee So you never made a mistake as a kid?

@chopper248 I’ll be honest, ‘Chopper’, that was one of the best Everton performances I’ve seen in years. Everything about the whole game was brilliant. The kids got the feeling that the world owes him something and I wouldn’t want that around the place at the moment. You prick.

Barry right down the tunnel. Off you fuck.

@VincenzoGrappa From a New Brighton dwelling Liverpool season ticket holder

NEW: a 134 decibels official recording submitted at Everton’s Hill Dickinson stadium this evening, as Everton beat Chelsea 3-0 in a Premier League game. More to follow. VG.

I’ve never felt more like singing the blues 🔵

The Salt n Pepper chicken didn’t seem to cause to many problems tonight.

@Wesley43779641 @FPL_Harry Why would you replace KDH?

@FPL_Harry Thiago. Need to go different because of a 8 point deficit in a cup game and we mostly similar players. Best replacement for KDH around 5.5?

If you are not captaining Bruno or Wilson, who are you considering this week?

@premierleague That you aren’t corrupt

If you were granted one Premier League Wish, what would it be? Tell us yours, and it could be the one we make happen 💌👇

@snorklehorse @evdokios That’s being played at 8! They won’t put Champions League teams on at 12:30 after Klopp whinging about it for years.

@chopper248 @evdokios But yet there’s no 12.30pm game cos the tv companies won’t work together.

why’s there two 530 games today? tricky dicky masters snoozing at the wheel again?

@goneill79 @UTFR93 FA Cup games kick off at 12:30 as they have to have any potential extra time and penalties done by the 3pm blackout. So it’s definitely not a fact.

@UTFR93 That a feeling or fact lad?

City 12.45 on the Sat

@TheOneWithSophs Be the same person who signed off the 12:30 kick off at Goodison last year

Whoever thought it was a good idea to schedule a 5.30 KO at Anfield on the same day as the Grand National should never work in strategic planning again. It’s going to be actual chaos 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

@TheGaryLambert Not Everton, everyone gets off with 10 minutes to go regardless of the result according to the SuperBloos on here.

Same at every club. Performative wankers.

@cambo691 @merseyrail Well maybe they should tell their staff that! They are looking into it for me.

@chopper248 @merseyrail Did you use your phone to tap in and your card to tap out? They put that in the very small print that that wont work!!!!

Hey @merseyrail can you tell me why if I made a single journey between New Brighton and Lime Street on Tuesday lunchtime tapping in and out it’s cost me £21.10 instead of £5?

@merseyrail Thank you will do that now.

@chopper248 Hi there, usually this type of charge is due to an incomplete journey. If you can send us a DM I can look into this in more detail for you. ^Claire

@efckyle_ Different because they are in London themselves but West Ham didn’t play a league game outside of London until 2nd November last season. 5 at home, 4 away.

Can’t believe the 5 away games Everton have got left this season are all London ones. Has anyone ever had 5 London away games in a row? Going to have to start selling feet pics I reckon

Everton’s absolute gaul to extract nearly £100 million pounds sterling for Anthony Gordon and Amadou Omaha to stave off both relegation and bankruptcy is this decade’s most audacious power move in soccer. VG.

Errrr @Everton might want a word