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List of police brutality since protests began.

@merry123459 @Bsbcaer You disagree with the math, or what?

@Bsbcaer No. I’m not buying it.

You also don’t walk out of college or university expecting to buy a new 4 bedroom house, two cars, boats, skidoos, etc. The reason you struggle is because you aren’t willing to wait and make do like we did. Your entitlement is causing you to struggle.

@climatepaige I’m so sorry Paige

Our beautiful German Shepherd crossed the Rainbow Bridge yesterday 🤍🤍 He was the best dog

@FrankMarco44337 @kayteterry Don’t blame a machine when it’s your fault for trusting it!

@kayteterry LOL looks like Googles AI lied to me

Don’t correct me and be wrong, it’s easy to google this

it's incredible that the meme format "did the flu virus write this?" turns out to actually be true

@yacineMTB @keysmashbandit Do you think this makes you look bad or Gemini look bad?

@keysmashbandit Yeah, I wonder why I would do such a thing. Surely it isn't intentional at all

it is laughable how bad gemini is

@OBriengunsmith @JuvenileBluster @DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV Even in SF the cops are MAGA

@JuvenileBluster @DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV Not if its a Democrat city

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@j_l_marsden No one chooses to do that, you are making light of what is likely the worst day of peoples lives.

We now live in a country where an hour earlier, I could’ve had this perfect little girl murdered with no legal consequences. I can’t help think of the lives that will be lost. The babies and the women who will have to live with the knowledge of what they’ve done. Starmer’s utopia

@FartDegree @appacuseme @sapphyreblayze If you think getting older makes you racist that says a lot about you, not the world.

My child has independently invented the tablecloth, but she’s calling it a “food blanket” Worth noting she calls all sheets blankets

@AutumnTweets Oh I agree! It’s funny because she will very carefully spread out a paper towel or napkin then find a stuffed animal that’s a suitable slice to lay on it and now it’s a “bear blanket” or “mouse blanket” or whomever she chooses!

@chowell2000 She's right. Sheets are just under blankets.

@meowingabyss @offbeatorbit It’s kind of astonishing nobody makes getting rid of these part of a political platform!

@offbeatorbit I get 3-5 of these every day and they're driving me fucking nuts. They get past the Apple Intelligence phone screening somehow

it really is getting so bad like... i do not need a loan! go away! the spam block apps work okay but it's still not enough

@Tyler_A_Harper Yeah the noble savage crap you do to rural people is much ruder and more judgmental though

I understand why people are inclined to take this as a joke, but West is pretty relentlessly judgemental, even cruel, about rural people throughout the book, from a guy she buys honey from to acting as though rural people don’t know what kombucha is. x.com/dissproportion…

There are many gems in the Lindy West book but my favorite bit that people seem to have missed is when she befriends this 7 year old and sweetly plays football with him only for her to realize this *child* is wearing a Trump hat and she’s immediately like “I always hated him.”

@vikdeadgens @delicaterocks @SocialistShinji @katewillett Yeah I’m sure you won’t demand more and more and more and more Shut up

@chowell2000 @delicaterocks @SocialistShinji @katewillett It takes 30 seconds to condemn bigotry; leftists ought to condemn bigotry whenever they see it; and since Zohran Mamdani has experience condemning bigotry in a press conference already, it should be even easier for him to do it once more to assuage these concerns.

Good thing everyone attacked a Palestinian refugee last week to stop this bad faith attack on the Mayor’s wife that’s definitely still happening.

@vikdeadgens @delicaterocks @SocialistShinji @katewillett It’s already been done so what

@delicaterocks @SocialistShinji @katewillett x.com/vikdeadgens/st…

@vikdeadgens @SocialistShinji @katewillett You think we should care about what someone’s wife posted when she’s 15? Why? I don’t know that you wanting that says it all, but it says a lot about you and it’s all bad.

@SocialistShinji @katewillett "excluding the ones [Rama Duwaji] made when [Rama Duwaji] was 15 years old," unfortunately, says it all, doesn't it?

@KarnifexMaximus @GregAbbott_TX Okay deal, now do Trump

@GregAbbott_TX If Democrats don’t support the immediate removal and destruction of all public art of Cesar Chavez, then they’re clearly guilty of supporting a pedophile rapist.

The state of Texas will not observe the Cesar Chavez Day holiday. I am directing all Texas state agency heads to comply. In the upcoming legislative session, I will work with Texas lawmakers to remove Cesar Chavez Day from state law altogether. Reports of the horrific and widely acknowledged sexual assault allegations against Cesar Chavez rightfully dismantle the myth of this progressive hero and undermine the narrative that elevated Chavez as a figure worthy of official state celebration.

@howie4317694102 @all4gia Do you want us to believe you don’t? Come on man

@all4gia Do you think the word whore just means bad or something

A "DM fee" might actually be the most transparently insane things that women just do regularly like it's normal

@TylerSternbach @theoluminati Holy shit man

@theoluminati Epstein to his "victims"

announcement

@meowingabyss @Kittenfish817 Hahah yes my daughter occasionally suggests it’s maybe nana’s birthday or my birthday just to see if it gets traction!

@chowell2000 @Kittenfish817 Omg my 3yo is literally constantly asking when her birthday will be or if it's someone else's soon lol

Meant to take a picture but I gave my baby the perfect baby lead weaning plate today momtwt would have been so proud