Chris Bewick

@BOURNYBOY76 He dropped her home. In the dark. But randomly left her on a road instead of making sure she got home safe. Sounds like a classy lad your kid

Who said romance was dead 😍 My youngest lad in the last week went on a couple of dates with a girl called Chloe He's only dropped her off at home once in the dark and she lives about 25 minutes away from us in Cheadle and today he's lost his phone so he's got no contact with her he's lost everything Snapchat phone number. He got a postcode and road name so he's now gone door-knocking asking for her 🤣🤣🤣 It must be love ❤️ I've just messaged him to ask how he's getting on he said I'm on my 8th house and I'm having some funny looks dad 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ God, I love that lad he makes me laugh so much 🤣

@sflorimm Actual intelligence

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

@1ssve Fuck off. I’m outta here bitches. Bonus points for a mic drop

@ChrisCanty99 @united Chill the fuck out. It’s a bunch of clothes you are hardly in an internment camp

Do better @united…. You held me, my wife and newborn hostage on a plane scheduled to fly from Newark to Chicago for 8 hours. Plane didn’t take off. Had to de-board twice. And now you won’t give us our luggage so we can tap out and go home. Where is your humanity?

@iSlimfit Triangle is the best shape of sandwich and I’m willing to die on that hill

British people will spend £4 on a meal deal every single working day, never cook, never calculate the annual total and then wonder why they can’t save. £4 a day is £1,040 a year. Eaten in a park. Under grey skies. In a triangle sandwich. This is not judgement. Just observation.

@SunderlandAFC no. Not Farage. Don’t do it

@Ridderz86 Football fans are better and quicker lyricists than any music star. Minutes after the game and we all know the words. Ha’way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a chant

@ALS_Fanzine Blatant offside for a start

Thoughts on their disallowed goal?

@lorsehatitudes Gettin on that train after Bolton was the most toxic I’ve ever seen sunlun fans. It’s was horrible. Today makes it all worth it

Feel all emotional me you know. Living through the Donald debacle, the Bolton battering and Beale’s blunders - even when we looked like we’d go up, you worried the gulf in quality was so big we’d be routinely battered by state owned clubs. But we’re here and we’re winning

@dw_vito @I_amMukhtar Allow me to tidy this up. Being racist shows how much of a cunt you are

@I_amMukhtar Being racist over a football game just shows how much of a shitty person you are. It’s not even that deep 😂

The match between Newcastle and Sunderland was paused for a few minutes into the second half after reports that Lutsharel Geertruida was racially abused. Newcastle manager Eddie Howe said, "We don't condone racism in any form, and the club will investigate."

@Nigel_Farage But you are a cunt. So yanno….

Yet another example of how, in Britain today, if you’re a left-wing group that hates our country, attacks our police officers, and damages our armed forces, you can break the law and get away with it.

@ZiaYusufUK Siri. Define fascism

The Vice Chancellor of Bangor University is paid £287,000 a year, and the university employs 32 people on more than £100k. All to indoctrinate their students so much they ban an MP from the party leading national polls from speaking at a debate. Why should taxpayers fund this?

@GoodwinMJ Alright dickhead. I’ll debate you. Any time any place. You can choose the audience AND the venue.

Statement: As you know, from my media contributions, I’ve never been one to shy away from a free and fair debate. However, I have serious concerns about the impartiality of the hustings that have been organised for tonight. Previous statements by the organising group give the clear impression that a fair and level platform will not be provided for all candidates, so on that basis I will not be attending. I look forward to future opportunities to discuss the issues that matter most to those in the local area and answer questions from local residents in a genuinely neutral setting - including at the forthcoming Manchester Evening News hustings and the BBC’s by-election debate on Monday. I cannot wait for these debates. Tonight, I shall be canvassing local people as I have been doing three times a day every day since this campaign began. I am very much looking forward to the forthcoming debates! Vote Reform, Get Starmer Out. Matt

@trussliz Liz, is it tue you stand in your living room pretending you are relevant. Your neighbours seem to think you do. Nice suit tho.

Girls' safety is being sacrificed at the altar of human rights posturing. Utterly shameful. These people should all be deported and no more allowed in.

@Stephen76035315 None. What makes you think I’m ’far left’. How many times can you look into your soul and think “I’ve been a decent person”

@chris_bewick How many "refugees welcome" marches have you been on? Far Left hypocracy.

How many fingers have you lifted?

@juza_23 Away fans started throwing beach balls on the pitch

Why are Sunderland allowed to have their away end in the Gods if they fairly recently used to have it pitchside?

@Stephen76035315 @memcbrexit @dunstablian Get off your arse and start helping people instead of pretending you are better than them. You really aren’t. Listen to the life tales and you will laugh your head off.

@chris_bewick @memcbrexit @dunstablian I'm speaking to you. You refuse to lift a finger.

How much longer can we afford to permit 78% of Muslim women and 63% of Muslim men to shun work to reply on taxpayer funded benefits, particularly when you consider the size of the families they each produce?

@Stephen76035315 @memcbrexit @dunstablian I believe your answer was ‘send them somewhere I don’t need to see poor people’

@Stephen76035315 @memcbrexit @dunstablian If that’s what you believe. Can you explain exactly what it is you do other than compaiin from your privelidged Gloucestershire home? I’ve given examples of how you can help people but after a few glasses of wine you want to just moan and complain