chris morris

Imagine a 41 year old man dominates your team in an elimination game at your crib then his son subs in for him

Biggest game of the year and we have our first Party Time of the season

He’s really the Prince Who Was Promised

Every Wemby block in this second half my mind goes back to him nodding leaving the court at halftime.

@calebturner23 Need an OG or Siakam type of player. A strong but mobile power forward IMO. 100% agree on Fox

This team isn’t winning a title with Fox as the franchise point guard. Harper is the future. If anything, this series has shown us we need one more solid rotation big. Let Fox go and go get us some more size going forward.

LeBron ending the Harden era in Houston 6 yrs ago, only for him to force the Rockets to massively retool the team again in 2026 with another playoff loss would be beyond funny

I’m tired of pretending LeBron James isn’t the best basketball player in the history of the sport. I think I will be living my truth from here on out.

hang this tweet from the rafters

Q: Ken Paxton said that requiring the display of the Ten Commandments in public classrooms is a ‘major victory for Texas and our moral values.’ What’s your response to Ken Paxton? @JamesTalarico: I’m not sure if Ken Paxton is in a place to lecture us on moral values. My faith teaches me to love my neighbor as myself — not just my neighbors who look like me, vote like me, or pray like me. I don’t want anyone forcing their religion down my throat, and I certainly don’t want the government forcing a religion down my throat. I’m a Christian, but I know that the most dangerous form of government is theocracy. Because the only thing worse than a tyrant is a tyrant who thinks they’re on a mission from God.

Well shit

Spurs have the ability to go 5 out 0 in on offense because everyone can shoot/slash, and can get away with 4 backcourt defenders being out there concurrently because there is a Washington Monument in the paint with a Doctor Octopus wingspan.

You ever seen a 7-foot-4 guy sprint into a fading pull-up 3 from the corner?

The Scrubs reboot is the best thing that has happened in 2026. 10/10 season finale. I really hope it wasn’t a series finale.

Endured 3 straight months of starters sitting because of load management and sniffles. We deserved this shit.

I guess if you're trying to win the championship and don't care about how far you advance, they assume they have to play OKC and SAS anyway, so better to avoid MIN in the 1st round?

Tomorrow on Bob Does Sports… @KingJames joins the program

Oh wow

The Spurs are the best basketball team in the world because Wemby is the best basketball player in the world If you think I’m wrong you don’t actually think I’m wrong, you think I’m early by somewhere between two months and a year

If you look closely enough, you’ll see Norm Powell completely reevaluate his basketball career!